During this election cycle, I’ve come up with a little joke of sorts.

If the election comes down to Clinton v McCain, or Obama v McCain, I will move to India or New Zealand!

Furthermore, I created a list of write-in candidates that I posted at Michelle tells Glenn Beck: I won’t vote for McCain over Hillary

Here is that list:

Michelle Malkin: Next to my wife, and in a close tie perhaps with Dianne Irving, PhD who has written brilliant documents regarding Human Embryology, and Ethics related to abortion, Human Embryonic Stem Cell Research, Cloning, etc., debunking the false science, deception, etc. perpetrated by so many politicians and so-called “scientists” who are out of their fields in their promoting things they know little to nothing about, Michelle is among the most brilliant, most talented woman in regard to reasoning, clarity, journalism, communication skills, strong willed, level headed, and, although the left hates her, she is a most likable person.

Michelle has an air of warmth, congeniality, open-mindedness, balanced with a strong will, decisiveness, honesty, and ethics and values. She seems to care, and she seems to be quite reasonable. She stands her ground on that which she believes in, and, although she has occasionally become hot under the collar regarding some issues, and taken a lot of abuse from hate filled cooks of the left, she has always maintained dignity and civility.

Of course, she is well informed and has a penchant for getting to the bottom of a story, digging deep for the truth, and not being snowed by bogus, fabricated “stories.”

She has great qualities that would make her a great candidate for President.

Bruce Lee” Yes, he was born in the US, in San Francisco while his dad traveled with a Chinese Opera company, although he has passed away in 1973. Even dead he’ll make a better president than McCain, Shrillary, and The Savior of Mankind, Messiah, Bringer of Change, Obama. Snicker, snicker!

Kajol: I know, Bollywood-India actress, warm and charismatic and likable as she is, as talented as she is, she is not a US citizen that I know of, but she is among my favorite actresses in the world.

Marilyn vos Savant: I know that her world record IQ of 228 (100 is average) does not qualify her to be president, but if people falsely claim that Shrillary Klingon is the “Smartest Woman in the World” when it really is a toss up between My wife, smart enough to marry me, and lovable as all get out, humble as the day is long, but smart and sharp as can be, and Marilyn vos Savant, and perhaps a few other women who are truly smart like them, perhaps it makes sense to really get a legitimately smart woman, and not just s somewhat smart while also deceptive and soulless women in the White House.

Thomas Sowell: Wonderful author and thinker. Brilliant man.

I know, I know. Blacks will hate him because “his mind ain’t right” and “he doesn’t know what it is to be black” even though he has been black since birth. He is too smart, too bright, to well educated and reasonable for most lefties, liberals, Democrats, and race obsessed, race poisoned blacks, and Dr. Sowell is too uppity for any left leaning white racist Democrats.

He just doesn’t know his place.

He thinks for himself.

He’d be a great write-in vote candidate!

Professor Walter Williams: Again, too reasonable. Too brilliant. To uppity for white liberals – sneaky racists that they are, and black racist, race baiters, and race mongers. Good for the Conservative/Libertarian minded.

Larry Elder: Again. To uppity for leftist liberal whites who play the Race bean counting game. He doesn’t know his place in their eyes. And too “white” for racist blacks to support. Again, too bright, too accomplished, too vocal in speaking his mind, too strong willed, and thinks for himself.

Larry is a real go-getter. He cares! He used his own resources, not begging from the “Guvument” (spelling intentional) to start programs to help keep kids of the street, off drugs, out of violent gangs, and succeed in life, scholastically, achievment and goal oriented. Great guy who does not get enough praise or noteriety, and an entertaining author as well.

Yes, Larry Elder, Esquire, author, talk radio host.

Good guy, poison for leftists-liberals, but good for Conservatives/Libertarians.

Mike Adams: Professor of Criminology, UNC.

Way to smart and free spirited, fearless, and clever for the leftists-lilberals to understand, poison for Mind Police-Thought Police leftists, a bane on gun control freaks, deadly for Islamic Jihadis, and a crushing blow to male hating, hate filled, mentally deranged, divisive, up tight, thought police loving negative type “feminists.”

J. C. Watts: former Federal House of Representative member from Oklahoma.

Oh, the ACLU, atheists, and nasty racist would hate him! Too bad. He is a brilliant thinker, an excellent public servant, and a likable guy.

Again, an uppity black man who doesn’t know his place and whose mind ain’t right. He is patriotic, has conservative values, and does not seem to see a KKK mob hiding behind a tree holding a noose ready to make life a living hell for “minorities” but thinks things through for himself.

In other words, he ain’t no sheep!

Caution … he is an ordained minister. Oops! Can’t have not Bible believin’, Church goin’ Christian nut in the White House, unless that person is a Democrat!

J. C. Watts is an excellent speaker, gifted with a wonderful, melifluous voice.

I’ve admired J C Watts for years and I had hoped that he might have support and feel inspired to run and toss his hat into the ring. Alas, instead we have a nightmare about to unfold with McCain, Clinton, and Obama appearing to make this the most horrific, terrible election in baby boomer history!

Bobby Jindhal: newly elected Louisiana Governor. He IS a US citizen, born on Baton Rouge, LA, and a REAL so-called “minority” person of Asian Indian decent.

This man possesses a remarkable resume. Here is a brief sample:

1991 Graduates from Brown University with honors, in biology and public policy

1994 Graduates from Oxford University as Rhodes Scholar with a graduate degree

1994-1995 Advises Fortune 50 companies as a consultant for McKinsey and Company

1996 Appointed Secretary, Department of Health and Hospitals; rescues Louisiana’s Medicaid program from bankruptcy by turning a $400 million deficit into three years of surpluses totaling $220 million.

1998 Appointed Executive Director, National Bipartisan Commission on the Future of Medicare, a 17-member panel charged with devising plan to reform Medicare

1999 At the request of the Governor’s Office and the Legislature, volunteers his time to study how Louisiana might use its $4.4 billion tobacco settlement

Appointed President of the University of Louisiana System (16th largest in the U.S.)

2004 Elected to U.S. Congress, representing Louisiana’s first district

2006 Reelected to U.S. Congress

Current Lousiana governor.

(Info cited – bobbyjindal.com)

Here is a likable, warm, friendly, caring, intelligent, well educated fellow who has been a reliable individual in positions of responsibility, plus he cares and has shown it frequently.

He also lived through the racist attacks from phonies who cry “racism” every time they stub their toe, when all along they, themselves, are the real racists and haters!

Newt Gingrich: A briilliant man and innovative thinker with a wonderful attitude!

Those are just a few ideas.

Does anyone else have any write-in vote ideas?

William

I wanted to repost something I posted over at Hot Air a few days ago. I’ve edited and added some stuff to this post that I couldn’t do at HA, because I couldn’t go back and edit my post at……

McCain & Rudy will be on Leno tonight..

Chakra Hammer on January 31, 2008 at 9:13 PM

Let me clear my schedule…. NOT! Romney may not be everything I wanted in a candidate… but now he fits all my criteria.

Not McCain… check!
Not from Arkansas… check!

where’s the lever?

Are you tommy’s clone? See my 7:11 and 11:03 posts.

Don’t need to be a clone to offer a compliment. Tommy and I have disagreed on a few things in the past–probably Rudy to pick one.

Look forward to reading your posts.

jummy on January 31, 2008 at 10:02 PM

The lefty troll impersonating a McCain hyper is Chakra Hammer, of course. Never has this tool owned up to his actual beliefs or stated what exactly is so great about John McCain.

All he does is needle people about Romney.

This tool is in actuality about as conservative as Jim McDermott. Or perhaps he IS Jim McDermott.

You’re a troll too, but you’re at least a creative troll. How is that natto working out for you, BTW?

This is a two-man race. Sure, Mike Huckabee and Ron Paul are technically still running for president, but let’s be frank. Paul is just in it for the blimp, and Huckabee just wants to play the spoiler because he either……

From Drudge:

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/democrats-say-mccain-nearly-abandoned-gop-2007-03-28.html

You make good points about coming up with a plan that is tough on illegals and secures the borders, but not pretending that crafting legislation and using law enforcement will make the illegals evacuate.

dedalus on January 31, 2008 at 9:54 PM

Are you tommy’s clone? See my 7:11 and 11:03 posts.

Take a few minutes and look at the references. Listen to the illegals testify about attrition by enforcement. Respect the considered debate in multiple state legislatures, which passed such laws.

And the evidence of success of “amnesty” policies since 1986? – from 1 to 3M in 1986, and now 12 to 30M illegals. Success?? Hardly.

Read, enjoy, learn, and good night.

If by some wierd twist of fate he did manage to get elected. he would make Conservatives pay.

Has Juan Macarena ever even had a job where his check did not come from tax payors?

…They committed a crime and should be penalized.

We disagree. I am totally for true amnesty – I want no fine nor jail time for the first illegal entry. But I refuse to reward them with what they came here to steal in the first place – residency. Anyone who believes that this policy – of rewarding a thief with the stolen goods – will ever stop, or even discourage, the stealing is delusional. I defy you to name another crime where you would suggest the same policy – fine or no fine.

You would grant the stolen goods while soliciting an after-the-fact bribe. This is exactly the same as a BP agent accepting a bribe before-the-fact, and it will produce the same result: increased illegal border crossings. Dangerous desert crossings. Even with the best of fences. You don’t want genocide in the desert, do you?

Repeatedly rewarding criminals with their ill-gotten goods only encourages more criminality. This is so logical it hurts to disbelieve it.

If a burglar steals your power tools, and the judge awards your tools to the convicted thief (even with a fine), 1) do you think burglaries would decline or increase in your neighborhood, and 2) would you be pi$$ed? This is elementary human behavior.

Every time Congress just starts to TALK about “amnesty”, the flood of illegals increases at the border. They are not dumb. Congress is. And more are enticed to die in the desert, thanks to this ill-conceived policy.

But just like we don’t hang people for spitting on the side walk, we don’t sentence millions to poverty and starvation and destroy the economy of our neighbor for border crossing — particularly when we practically invited them over in the first place.

Again – Marshall plan in THEIR country if you want to fund it, not anarchy in ours.

Continuing this policy is obviously foolish. We have to stop encouraging them, else the deaths in the desert will continue.

In my mind, it may not even need to be a road to citizenship. We can deny them citizenship forever as far as I’m concerned — but that would just deprive them of the right to vote and the duty to serve on a jury.

RESIDENCY. It’s the residency. The ill-gotten goods are residency. If you reward them with it, it only encourages more illegal behavior.

But they are going to be permanent residence whether we like it or not.

Wrong. Look at the evidence. I note you don’t provide any for your recommended policy.

The question is going to be whether they are going to be legal residence or illegal residence of an unidentified and insecure nature.

Be firm. Be strong. Don’t give up so easily. I hate to see people with good intentions give up when confronted by a problem.

tommylotto on January 31, 2008 at 9:36 PM

Think about it, and good night.

It’s a totally different chair

I’m for that completely. If people cross over back and forth, from either party, it debases the system. We’re in this situation because people feel the need to antagonize each other. There’s the sentiment to win at any costs. Then we moan and wail because payback hurts so much.

myamphibian on January 31, 2008 at 10:31 PM

I think people are a little fired up right now but cooler heads will prevail. After all, we are not Hillary’s core constituency. We are educated, employed, and empowered. November is a long way off. Wait until the first Presidential debate before you give up on everyone.

McCain might pick Joe Lieberman, John Kerry, Maxine Waters, I don’t know. He is a loose cannon. We can not, however, let Hillary back in the White House under any circumstance.

Cold Steel on January 31, 2008 at 10:32 PM

I think there needs to be serious consideration to closing all the primaries to registered republicans. Let republicans decide who represents their/my party. It seems logical, but sometimes that doesn’t play into it.

If people were truly concerned, they would have blown McCain out when they had the chance. Moderates and Independents in the early primaries decided our fates for us. They chose for us. We should have been rallying and uniting from the jump. Too many bought into the mythology promoted by the MSM.

JDH on January 31, 2008 at 10:17 PM

I agree with you but it appears the real conservatives are ready to abandon the Republican party. Sucks for us, but in the long run, it may help get us over this debilitating divisive spell. McCain will not only have to battle Hillary, he will have to fight our extreme right as well. but I do think he will try his best to reach out to the base. How far left he has to reach out for moderate voters depends on how much flak he gets from his own side. And who he picks for veep.

Reagan was weak. But not as weak as the rest of them. Plus he made people feel good about themselves. And yet he was SO hated by many on the left. And today he is like a founding father, so revered.

I think Reagan was a great President. My point, though, is that we’ve created such a halo around our memory of him that even he couldn’t measure up to the legend.

Folks should feel free to rip into McCain. There is abundant reason, but if the same detail was focused on the eight years of the Reagan administration we could fill a few threads on areas where he came up short in executing a “real conservative” agenda.

Cold Steel on January 31, 2008 at 10:23 PM

I completely understand the sentiment. I just wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I didn’t cancel out a yea vote for Hillary. I think we all have a duty to save our country from her.

If you do vote for Juan, may I suggest the following:
Sell all pharmaceutical stock ASAP.
Wear ratty clothes, and drive a beater. The class envy thing is just taking off.
Go back to school: all the menial labor jobs will be taken.
Move all 401k’s, IRA’s, money market accounts, etc. to off-shore accounts.
Edit your blogs for any political content.
Break all the mirrors in your home.

Mitt is still getting my vote on Tuesday. The Republican nominee will get my vote in November no matter what.

He’s attractive to liberals because he is beatable.

That’s why I love the Buffalo Bills. They always showed up in the Super Bowl for the Cowboys.

Not only was Reagan responsible for amnesty, but he bailed out of Lebanon and raised taxes. If only he was more of a Reagan Republican.dedalus on January 31, 2008 at 9:58 PM

LMAO

erm..uh…not funny