Comments on: Video: Steve Novick’s “hard left hook”

By: 06c56630e423

06c56630e423 — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:28:46 +0000

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By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:03:51 +0000

That little lefty ain’t worth a damn; I drink draft.

By: TX Mom

TX Mom — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:51:38 +0000

ChrisM on January 28, 2008 at 2:42 PM

I am surprised. Maybe there’s hope for the left coast yet!

By: landlines

landlines — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:47:41 +0000

SHORT on substance!!!

…and apparently trying to remake “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court” into a comedy entitled “A Left Coast Liberal in Washington DC”. In each version, the main character tries to convince the backward masses that he is a wizard who controls the sun!

Question: if you shout into a Democrat candidates’ ear, do you always get an echo??

By: gozips

gozips — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:50:38 +0000

Impressive…give that man a hand!!!
Lord, I apologize….

By: Shy Guy

Shy Guy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:22:24 +0000

“Not the Craw. The CRAW !”

By: AbaddonsReign

AbaddonsReign — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:52:55 +0000

Haha, I like him.

By: Kini

Kini — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:48:26 +0000

Kucinich’s long lost cousin?

By: Blaise

Blaise — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:33:06 +0000

Hopefully he has no Napoleon complex.

By: alabudboy

alabudboy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:20:27 +0000

mmmmmm widmer hefeweizen – at least he drinks good beer!

By: Tim

Tim — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:18:52 +0000

Bad ideology, great ads! Maybe some of the GOP guys could take some notes.

By: darii

darii — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:03:04 +0000

That. Was. Awesome.

By: RMCS_USN

RMCS_USN — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:00:06 +0000

He gets my vote if he buys me a couple beers…and opens them for me as well…

By: innominatus

innominatus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:52:55 +0000

And besides, it’s kinda neat that someone in Oregon with a prosthetic hook made it past the “carnival ride operator” career plateau.

By: SouthernDem

SouthernDem — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:51:20 +0000

ScottMcC on January 28, 2008 at 2:17 PM

You never seen the Comedians of Comedy? How about "Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl"? language warning

By: innominatus

innominatus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:50:42 +0000

Yeah Gordon has been a putz wrt to Iraq, but he kinda got out of my doghouse by reintroducing a Senate version of Steve King’s house bill that disallows employers’ tax deductions of wages paid to mismatched SSNs.

This guy has been one of Oregon’s biggest envirotards for years

Not that’s sayin’ something.

By: pb5000

pb5000 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:50:36 +0000

I may not agree with what he says, but I’d have a beer with him.

By: trubble

trubble — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:44:53 +0000

davidk on January 28, 2008 at 2:40 PM

Pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel sticking out of the zipper of his pants. He slaps 2 dubloons on the bar and says “Arrrgghh give me some rum!” The bartender says, “Sure, but I’ve gotta ask, what’s up with the ship’s wheel?” The pirate says, “Arrrgh, it’s driving me nuts”

By: ChrisM

ChrisM — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:42:48 +0000

TX Mom, you might be surprised to learn that there is only 1 deep blue county out of 36 in Oregon, most are blood red and a few are baby blue or purple.

By: davidk

davidk — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:40:04 +0000

Oh man, first a guy with a hook for a hand and now you’re talking eyepatches? There’s a pirate joke in here somewhere, I’m just too lazy to find it.

trubble on January 28, 2008 at 2:30 PM

Did you hear about the new Pirate movie?

*places hand over one eye*

It’s rated “Arrgh!”

By: natesnake

natesnake — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:39:12 +0000

I agree. No eyepatch is complete without a wicked battle scar.

You’re right. I’ll put some of that high-end scar makeup that’s made out of glue. It gives a nice pink scar.

I’m thinking a single line down the middle of the eye with 2″ of scar above and below the patch.

Would a small jewel in the center of the eye patch be too much? Too maniacal?

By: TX Mom

TX Mom — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:32:24 +0000

If you can just tune out what he is actually saying, the ads are terrific. Memorable, funny . . . too bad he’s a leftist. Of course, in Oregon that’s probably a plus.

By: askheaves

askheaves — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:32:05 +0000

I won’t vote for just any eye patch wearing guy. It has to be wicked and awsome[sic] too.

KelliD on January 28, 2008 at 2:28 PM

I agree. No eyepatch is complete without a wicked battle scar.

By: trubble

trubble — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:30:04 +0000

When I run for office, I’ll wear an eye patch.

People won’t remember my name, but they’ll say, “I’m voting for the guy with the eye patch. He looks serious.”

natesnake on January 28, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Oh man, first a guy with a hook for a hand and now you’re talking eyepatches? There’s a pirate joke in here somewhere, I’m just too lazy to find it.

By: KelliD

KelliD — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:28:21 +0000

natesnake on January 28, 2008 at 2:24 PM

I won’t vote for just any eye patch wearing guy. It has to be wicked and awsome too.