Comments on: Sheryl Crow: The “one square” TP debate was all a Rovian plot

By: Tantor

Tantor — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:03:54 +0000

Now if we can only figured out how Karl Rove impersonated Sheryl Crow in that Huffington Post piece, then we’ll have a view into his Magnificent Evil Genius. Thank God he’s on our side.

By: RobCon

RobCon — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:46:06 +0000

Hey Sheryl, eat……crow.

By: kcd

kcd — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:47:50 +0000

Dare I say….Rove you magnificent Bastard!

By: BKennedy

BKennedy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:29:13 +0000

Or Crow is ~~now joking about the plot about the joke~~ just another vacuous, braindead lefty celebrity stooge.

FTFY.

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:59:21 +0000

Karl Rove caused me to be an underachiever. Not sure how he did it, but he did. ROVE!

By: volsense

volsense — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:38:28 +0000

Sheryl Crow proves without a doubt that there are those among us that we wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire.

By: James

James — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:34:14 +0000

Time to rework some lyrics from the first Hot Air Sheryl Crow thread:

If your finger’s crappy,
It can’t be that bad.
If you poked right through it,
Then why the hell are you so sad?

-or-

I put your TP away.
Sat down and grunted today.
I can’t wipe myself
With just one square, next to her.

By: N. O'Brain

N. O'Brain — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:25:14 +0000

Sheryl Crow’s Indian name is “Stinky Fingers”.

By: labrat

labrat — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:05:28 +0000

“…he was able to humiliate me and take any sort of credibility away from me.”

Sheryl, honey, how can it be taken from thee that which thou dost not possess?

By: Winebabe

Winebabe — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:50:02 +0000

Good grief! And to think this woman was allowed to adopt? What an idiot.

By: benrand

benrand — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:39:34 +0000

The price of vanity…and stupidity.

yeah, no one would notice, yeah, no one is smart enough to figure out your full of shit Sherry.

Keep cashing those checks.

By: gekkobear

gekkobear — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:25:16 +0000

Or Crow is now joking about the plot about the joke.

Naah, unlikely.

More likely, Crow believes nobody will bother to find out how it started, and will simply forget reality in favor of her pleasant, and meme-driven lie.

Because we’ve always been at war with EastAsia…

By: landlines

landlines — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:08:29 +0000

Still, I have this need to use the Purel every time I touch (or am touched) by a Liberal!!

By: Grayson

Grayson — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:51:12 +0000

Beautiful. Talented. Dumb.
(No, not Rove.)

whitetop on January 28, 2008 at 10:39 PM

Who then? Crow? Ughh, I’ll take Rove, thanks.

By: whitetop

whitetop — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:39:09 +0000

Beautiful. Talented. Dumb.
(No, not Rove.)

By: rockbend

rockbend — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:30:47 +0000

If I’m thinking loony
I should just stay mum
If I’m spouting loony
That why the heck I sound so… dumb.

By: SuperCool

SuperCool — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:25:33 +0000

NEXT WEEK:

Cheryl Crowe and Laurie David will reveal Karl Rove’s SHOCKING scheme to pollute our precious bodily fuids!

By: Chakra Hammer

Chakra Hammer — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:20:51 +0000

After Huckabee, someone needs to convince me that Evangelicals aren’t a cult.

Haldol on January 28, 2008 at 7:51 PM

“Hey people, how about some D@mn applause already!!?”

By: Vote Sauron 08

Vote Sauron 08 — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:57:52 +0000

She’s the joke. Why is she supposed to be famous?

By: Livefreeordie

Livefreeordie — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:50:09 +0000

What a liar…she must be a liberal.

By: SimplyKimberly

SimplyKimberly — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:13:26 +0000

Is there no limit to Rove’s evil powers?

The twit is seriously going on about a toilet paper conspiracy?

Give me a break!

By: Big John

Big John — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:12:48 +0000

Crow is a joke.

By: oakpack

oakpack — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:12:47 +0000

How freakin ridiculous. Everyone knows Karl was busy fixing American Idol, MSNBC ratings, WNBA games, Dancing With The Stars and that nasty Southern Kissin Cousin Transexuals fight on Jerry Springer.

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:51:38 +0000

SO when is the duet between Cheryl Crow and MC Rove coming out?

By: jimkaray

jimkaray — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:41:27 +0000

“I was for single sheet per sitting before I was against it”
We need a ‘don’t ask, don’t tell‘ policy regarding the political views of entertainers!!
She can sing like an angel though:

Warning: this video displays graphic images of liberal know it alls attempting to breach your conservative defenses with displays of exceptional talent.