Michelle Malkin on McCain and immigration.Shamnesty peddler John McCain taps former Mexican government official/shamnesty advocate Juan Hernandez as his presidential campaign Hispanic Outreach Director.
Hernandez is a fellow at McCain’s “Reform……

“They always laugh that if they wound up being the nominees of their party, it would be the most civilized election in American history and they’re afraid they’d put the voters to sleep because they like and respect each other.”

The clinton machine would drive mccain to a stroke before the election then vp nominee lindsey mcgraham will take mccains place.

Keep ‘em comming ’til they get the picture, because it’s Need To Know time and this is stuff the dopes voting for McCain NEED to KNOW, NOW, before it’s too late.

Good story. Very believable scenario. But aren’t the Clinton and Obama supporters “Audrey?”

She and John McCain are very close

Yes, Clinton can’t be believed about anything except his opinion of the only person polls show defeating his wife in the general election. Because there’s no self-interest there. Pardon me if I suspect an ulterior motive.

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying,
which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying. Her father listened and then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?”

She replied, “Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because she’s too hung over.” Her wise father asked his daughter, “Why don’t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.”

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired back, “That wouldn’t be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!”

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, “Welcome to the Republican party.”

“She and John McCain are very close,”

Dream scenario:

They had a torrid kinky sexual affair and will both have to drop out of the race.

Now I would like to introduce you all to my amnesty pushing campaign staff….

CP on January 25, 2008 at 4:25 PM

The NY Times might be clueless, but Bill knows his endorsement is the kiss of death to McCain. Clinton must be really scared of losing to McCain. Too bad I don’t want him.

And then [Bill Clinton] painted this scene: “[Hillary] and John McCain are very close,” he said. “They always laugh that if they wound up being the nominees of their party, it would be the most civilized election in American history and they’re afraid they’d put the voters to sleep because they like and respect each other.”

Gag me with a spoon.

Cuerbo on January 25, 2008 at 4:16 PM

Thanks for that news. Been waiting to hear that kind of info.

Its a shame that Mel Martinez has decided to back Shamnesty. For the record, Cubans are not pro-amnesty people and word on the street is, Mel is not getting any more votes from Cuban voters.

These people deserve what they get. Unfortunately, the rest of us have to suffer because of their lack of Malkins.

Same thing every year. Same people, voting for “the best of the worst.” And same people wondering why nothing ever changes.

Take notes now. In 2012, the same people will still be here encouraging the same nonsense that if we simply beat the Dems in this ever important election, the GOP will magically correct itself.

Q for the ‘08 general election if so: is ‘Mormonist’ a word?

Update: Have I assumed too much of (some of) our readers in not mentioning that Martinez is Cuban and from Florida? I.e. this will probably help Maverick in a state he needs to win.

Are you crackin’ wise? I’m from Florida and the republicans here have a rally cry. Its: GO TO HELL MEL!!

Right now somewhere in a back room, the Dems are laughing at the prospect of a Romeny showdown.

THE CHOSEN ONE on January 25, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Maybe Ms E. is right. Are you one of Mitt’s sons?

Rudy is more liberal than McCain so it isn’t the issues with you after all.

bnelson44 on January 25, 2008 at 3:47 PM

I’m not interested in pigeon hole categories or who is more liberal or conservative. McCain can’t be trusted. I don’t give a flip about his POW status. He’s used that all up. Rudy tells you what he is and lets the chips fall. McCain has been lying through his teeth through this whole train wreck. “My friends”, indeed.

McCain Feingold, McCain Kennedy, etc.???

Really too bad Mitt didn’t ask McCain about his Shamnesty push and why he changed the 2006 version’s 90 day waiting period to a one business day in the 2007 version.

Did DHS become that much more efficient in processing 12 to 30 million background checks and health checks in only 24 hours??

Here’s a poll to run and win on.