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Are you ready for Attorney General Silky?

posted at 3:55 pm on January 25, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Silky v1.0: Ambulance chaser. Silky v2.0: Al Qaeda chaser. Bob Novak says he and Obama struck a deal to make him AG in return for Edwards sticking around, stockpiling whatever delegates he can, and then handing them to the Messiah at the convention on the off chance that no one has a majority. Parliamentary politics, in other words. Any reason to believe Edwards is taking that scenario seriously? Actually, yeah:

It is the sort of math that Joe Trippi, senior adviser to Mr. Edwards, said the campaign is banking on. “I think 200 delegates on Feb. 6 is our over-under,” Mr. Trippi said. Although he continues to insist that Mr. Edwards has a chance at securing the nomination, Mr. Trippi concedes it is a long shot. More probable: arriving at the convention with enough delegates to tip the scales in favor of either Mrs. Clinton or Mr. Obama. “Edwards is the primary force keeping Clinton under 50%,” Mr. Trippi said. “Worst case? We go to the convention as the peacemaker, kingmaker, whatever you want to call it.”

As Mr. Trippi figures it, if Mr. Edwards gets more than 200 delegates through the Feb. 5 contests — just more than 10% of the total 1,700 delegates at stake that day — he has a long-shot chance of playing kingmaker. If he gets 350, Mr. Trippi said Mr. Edwards is almost assured of playing that role.

And indeed, a new e-mail from Silky HQ touts his campaign stops on the way to Super Ultra Mega Tuesday. Doesn’t the wisdom of this tactic depend, though, on the assumption that Edwards is taking more votes from Hillary than from Obama — an assumption which, to the best of my knowledge, hasn’t been proved? I always figured he drew more from Obama because both are to Hillary’s left and because even some Democrats are voting for Anyone But Hillary, but now that the Clintons have helped make it a racial contest, maybe that logic no longer holds. Maybe Edwards has begun pulling more from the “white” candidate (whose base, like his base, includes lots of union support), which would be a tasty irony indeed. To wit:

Clinton leads 43% to 23% among White Voters. Obama leads among African-American voters 62% to 19%…

Edwards attracts support from 19% of White Voters and 6% of African-Americans, 19% of men and 14% of women, 15% of Democrats and 19% of Independents.

Hard to draw any conclusions because Obama leads slightly among men so Silky’s hurting him too, albeit probably less so than he’s hurting Hillary with whites. But then there’s this, from South Carolina:

Edwards also is up in a SurveyUSA Election Poll taken Tuesday and Wednesday.

He claimed 22 percent of the vote, up 7 percentage points from a week ago. Obama continued to lead at 45 percent, unchanged from last week, and Clinton tallied 29 percent, down 7 percentage points.

Hillary’s loss is Edwards’s gain. I looked around for poll numbers on whom his supporters list as their second choice, thinking that’s the surest gauge of who he’s pulling from, but didn’t find anything. Anyone seen any relevant data recently? I’m guessing based on Trippi’s comment and the Survey USA figures that he’s now a thorn in Hillary’s side more so than Obama’s.

Exit question one: He’s going to soldier on through for another two or three grueling months, just to be Obama’s AG? Really? Exit question two: Could it be that even Edwards has no sense of which way his supporters would break? That would explain why he thinks it’s better to stay in, bank their votes, and then exercise his own control over the delegates rather than just get out and endorse/start campaigning for Obama.

Update: Unrelated to the subject matter at hand, but a classic takedown is a classic takedown — Krauthammer on Edwards. “It profits a man nothing to sell his soul for the whole world. But for four percent of the Nevada caucuses?”


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Defector01 on January 25, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Exit question one: He’s going to soldier on through for another two or three grueling months, just to be Obama’s AG?

I can see it. Edwards is still a young man. Is it possible he’s looking for another bid the next time around?

amerpundit on January 25, 2008 at 4:00 PM

No, I’m not ready for Attorney General Silky.

forest on January 25, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Are you ready for Attorney General Silky?

No. No, I am not. Not at all. Not even close. Let me get back to you after I’ve been lobotomized….

Frozen Tex on January 25, 2008 at 4:01 PM

No, I don`t think I`m ready for a mass exodus of corporations from the U.S. He`d go after them all so hard they`d pull up stakes and just leave.

ThePrez on January 25, 2008 at 4:05 PM

If that happens, they need to change the title to ‘Attorney Genital’.

ReubenJCogburn on January 25, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Silky the ambulance chaser as AG sounds like a real nightmare. You don’t make this stuff up Do ya, AP? Just kidding. I wonder if the Clintdumds would offer Silky VP or something better than AG for him to make the Hildebeast King.

countywolf on January 25, 2008 at 4:08 PM

Where did it all go wrong?…

WisCon on January 25, 2008 at 4:12 PM

If we just look at politics for the entertainment value, it becomes much easier. Consider the ramifications of Silky taking on all the major corporations in the United States. All that lobbying money going bye bye. I don’t think so. Soldier on!

a capella on January 25, 2008 at 4:14 PM

Boy, is the world turning to $hit or what? Can’t anyone find any decent people to fill these jobs?

Guess not.

saiga on January 25, 2008 at 4:15 PM

Edwards does not seek relevance, he demands it.
His ego will settle for nothing less.
Silky knows he has no chance of getting the Democratic nomination as long as Hillary and Obama are around. Therefore Edwards is aiming for a position of power in the new adminstration. The scenario described above works to his favor as leverage over either candidate.

Plus Johnny Boy probably still thinks he really has a slight shot at getting the nomination.
From what I have seen from Edwards’ personality over the years, he is probably hoping Hillary puts out a successful hit on Obama and is caught red-handed, thereby making him the ‘last Democrat standing’. Outlandish? Yes. But this is Silky we are talking about…

There is no honor among thieves…

SwampRat on January 25, 2008 at 4:17 PM

No. But I appreciate that incredibly doofy pic.

Buttercup on January 25, 2008 at 4:21 PM

Attorney General Silky?

Eew!

Lawrence on January 25, 2008 at 4:21 PM

I’m tempted (but won’t) to go visit the nutroots sites to watch the meltdown over this. Many of them are very much behind Edwards, and they’ll probably either be gnashing their teeth or claiming that this a false story pushed in some sort of conspiracy.

Ironically, if true it actually would be something of a conspiracy between Edwards and Obama.

Hollowpoint on January 25, 2008 at 4:25 PM

God willing, Heller will keep his hands off my guns.

Free Constitution on January 25, 2008 at 4:25 PM

Boy, I’ll bet this is going to piss off AZ Gov. Janet Nepaloreno. She threw her support behind the messiah we’re sure in hopes of snagging the AG position. That’s just too darned bad there, Jane-O.

Four years ago a rising star, now just a piece of space junk.

Brass Pair on January 25, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Attorney General Edwards!?! You’ve got to be kidding me…What a ridiculous joke, and not a funny one!

CP on January 25, 2008 at 4:28 PM

You want Dow 12.22? AG Breck will deliver it.

steveegg on January 25, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Like this clown has Attorney General qualifications?….please.
Of course Obama has zero qualifications to be even considered as POTUS so promising Silky the AG position is a way to be sure one cabinet position is filled by someone as equally unqualified as him.

libhater on January 25, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Calling John Galt!

RushBaby on January 25, 2008 at 4:31 PM

Parliamentary politics, in other words

but parliamentary politics are so much funnnn

ernesto on January 25, 2008 at 4:32 PM

He’s absolutely not qualified for AG

Blake on January 25, 2008 at 4:32 PM

Blake on January 25, 2008 at 4:32 PM

Of course he is. A trial lawyer as AG. What would be a more perfect metaphor for this country?

lorien1973 on January 25, 2008 at 4:33 PM

At first I was all meh.

But now… y’know…i really hate it!

PolitiNOOB on January 25, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Lord Silky of ginormous manor does need gainful employment. Billary can offer him a job cleaning the WH since he probably already has the french maid costume…if not he can borrow Rudy’s.

Buttercup on January 25, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Damn! If that happens Silky will come and take my cigarettes!

kcd on January 25, 2008 at 4:40 PM

He’d be Obama’s running mate

apostle53 on January 25, 2008 at 4:41 PM

Hey RushBaby did you recover from your bout of religion with APACALIPS yesterday?

countywolf on January 25, 2008 at 4:41 PM

I can’t see this being true. At the last debate, Silky double-teamed with Hillary against Obama.

infidel65 on January 25, 2008 at 4:42 PM

Where did it all go wrong?…

WisCon on January 25, 2008 at 4:12 PM

You know the answer(s). There are inherent faults in democracy that will arise sooner or later. Bet you didn’t think you’d grow up to witness this when you were a kid.

JiangxiDad on January 25, 2008 at 4:42 PM

I’m pretty sure that I read somewhere on DU the other day that JE and HRC had a 20 minute chat in his green room after the debate this week.

I expected JE to be hoping for an AG spot rather than a VP slot, but I would have expected it to be in a Clinton Admin. I can’t imagine Obama not appointing an AG of color.

rw on January 25, 2008 at 4:44 PM

Oh. Please. No.

Tim on January 25, 2008 at 4:58 PM

John Edwards: the only guy for whom the term “measuring the AG’s office for new drapes” would not be used metaphorically.

TexasDan on January 25, 2008 at 5:06 PM

Silky as AG???

Dear Lord.

….one-way ticket to New Zealand, please!

Shirotayama on January 25, 2008 at 5:10 PM

If that happens, they need to change the title to ‘Attorney Genital’.

ReubenJCogburn on January 25, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Better yet …… Absent Genitals ;-)

fogw on January 25, 2008 at 5:18 PM

Silky as AG? Any worse than Hillary’s AG = Chelsea?

Hillary says no other candidate can match Chelsea’s eight years’ experience in the WH.

petefrt on January 25, 2008 at 5:32 PM

We survived Janet Reno.

Barely.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on January 25, 2008 at 5:37 PM

Why would he settle for AG, if he was in Kingmaker position? I would think he’d insist on VP, as that gives him the better shot at the Oval Office in 4 or 8 years. When was the last time anyone managed to move from AG to the Top Job?

Lancer on January 25, 2008 at 5:55 PM

Well, Bill Clinton had Janet Reno, so if the Dems get into office I wouldn’t be shocked to see John Edwards as AG. Alberto Gonzalez was no great shakes either. Makes me really miss having John Ashcroft as AG.

Snidely Whiplash on January 25, 2008 at 5:56 PM

Atilla, you beat me to the punch on the Janet Reno comment.
Lancer, Edwards failed miserably as the VP candidate before, so I don’t think either Hillary or Barack would go for him as VP even if he has enough delegates to sway the nomination. I think even Edwards realizes this and will take a lesser position as a consolation prize.

Snidely Whiplash on January 25, 2008 at 5:58 PM

We survived Janet Reno.

Barely.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on January 25, 2008 at 5:37 PM

Not everybody did.

Connie on January 25, 2008 at 6:12 PM

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on January 25, 2008 at 5:37 PM

Connie on January 25, 2008 at 6:12 PM

Elian Gonzales was unavailable for comment…

Wanderlust on January 25, 2008 at 7:37 PM

Oh, and almost forgot: the kids trapped in the Branch Davidian compound…

Wanderlust on January 25, 2008 at 7:37 PM

AG Silky Pony = Janet Reno Pt. II!!!!em>

pilamaye on January 25, 2008 at 7:49 PM

No, I don`t think I`m ready for a mass exodus of corporations from the U.S. He`d go after them all so hard they`d pull up stakes and just leave.

ThePrez on January 25, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Exactly. Think Elliot Spitzer on a national scale. The DOJ’s prosecution of the GWOT will go out the window in favor of chasing down Big Pharma, Securities Firms, Big Oil, you name it.

Dudley Smith on January 25, 2008 at 8:19 PM

Only Rielle Hunter can save us now

Dudley Smith on January 25, 2008 at 8:20 PM

Like this clown has Attorney General qualifications?….please.
Of course Obama has zero qualifications to be even considered as POTUS so promising Silky the AG position is a way to be sure one cabinet position is filled by someone as equally unqualified as him.

libhater on January 25, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Look, PrettyBoy doesn’t have the qualifications to be much of anything except a wannabe or an also-ran. However, I do believe that he’d do just about anything to get a foothold, being unemployed and all, so I can see AttyGen Silky. As for being ready for it, however…uh, no.

uncivilized on January 25, 2008 at 8:22 PM

Lancer, Edwards failed miserably as the VP candidate before, so I don’t think either Hillary or Barack would go for him as VP even if he has enough delegates to sway the nomination. I think even Edwards realizes this and will take a lesser position as a consolation prize.

Snidely Whiplash on January 25, 2008 at 5:58 PM

As I’ve said before, Edwards is a “administration slut”; he’s desperate to be something, anything, in someone’s, anyone’s, administration.

uncivilized on January 25, 2008 at 8:25 PM

A debate moderator MUST ask barry the question, “Will you assure the American people that john edwards will Never be the attorney general in a barry administration?”

The only answer that will not eliminate him from ever being pres (unless edwards meets an untimely death) would be, “That weasel will won’t be allowed near Washington if I am President.” Any other answer and he is toast.

peacenprosperity on January 26, 2008 at 8:11 AM

Oh, crap. And just when I’d decided to move back to America!

Tzetzes on January 27, 2008 at 4:26 AM

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