I’ll bet post- act pillow talk with Jessica would drive most of them straight into celibacy. OTOH, there are a few trolls on HA who might find it hard to keep up with her intellectually.

a capella on January 24, 2008 at 5:28 PM

That might be true.

I’ve discovered that Jessica’s IQ is the third highest in recorded history, at 205, behind Marilyn vos Savant – 228, and Newt Ginrich – 225, and that Jessica has two PhDs, one in Microbiology, and another in electrical engineering, as well as three Masters Degrees – 1) Mathematics, 2) Language – Russian, Mandarin, Hindi, Arabic, Swahili, and Japanese, 3) Astrophysics Physics.

I also heard that Jessica Simpson has higher than fourth degree black belts in Hapkido, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Kodokan Judo, Yoshinkan Aikido, Kendo, as well as advanced instructor sashes in Wing Chun Gung Fu, and Shaolin Kung Fu, as well as assistant instructor licenses in Muay Thai, and in Krav Maga. She probably bounced that Cowboys quarterback around and he couldn’t take being beaten by a girl who also has more brains than him.

I even heard that she swam the 25th fastest recorded time in history in the 100 meters and 400 meters freestyle, as well as the 54th fastest time in the 100 meters and 400 meters in track and field, not to mention that she won second place five times in the Southeast Asian martial arts tournament in kickboxing and in forms, and first place in the Pan-American Martial arts tournament once, with seven times placing in the top five.

Furthermore, I’ve heard she also performs opera in Italy, Germany, France, and New York’s Metropolitan Opera House. She is excellent in Puccini’s “Turandot,” and “Madame Butterfly.”

That Jessica Simpson is one talented girl!

That makes no sense whatsoever!

What did she do to ruin him? Beat him up at the UFC twice a week?

Bryan on January 24, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Agreed. He discredits himself more, however, by not including 4 time SB winner, Terry Bradshaw.

Good news for Cowboy fans!

Oh good, I thought, they’re finally getting rid of that jerk Owens! Any REAL ‘Boys fan wouldn’t want TO stinking up their team.

I’ll bet post- act pillow talk with Jessica would drive most of them straight into celibacy. OTOH, there are a few trolls on HA who might find it hard to keep up with her intellectually.

a capella on January 24, 2008 at 5:28 PM

What do you mean? Chicken of the Sea really does taste like chicken! ; )

Come to think of it, there’s a “Fever Pitch”-like spports movie comedy out there waiting to be made: star quarterback’s career cools when he dates bodacious blonde starlet. Team holds an “intervention.” Hometown fans conspire to keep them apart. Against all odds, true love prevails. Let’s get started.

Do we really need to explain why, Bryan? Take another look at that Daisy Dukes photo and ask yourself why a guy might linger on with Jessica a few more days, stretching it out until it snapped.

Wow. I hope this was sarcasm. It was, right? Do men really think this way?

capitalist piglet on January 24, 2008 at 5:13 PM

No, not all men do. I think most of this is sports jock, bar stool, one upsmanship gab. I’ll bet post- act pillow talk with Jessica would drive most of them straight into celibacy. OTOH, there are a few trolls on HA who might find it hard to keep up with her intellectually.

Wow. I hope this was sarcasm. It was, right? Do men really think this way?

Of course they really think that way. She’s got a strap-on ass, for crying out loud!

Giselle trumps Jessica, although I wouldn’t have kicked Bridgette to the curb in the first place.

Geronimo on January 24, 2008 at 3:42 PM

People see these things so differently. I think Giselle looks kind of mannish (and given how metro Tom Brady is, I can sort of see why he would go for that; plus, she’s very athletic, which I would presume he’d like).

Did Brady break up with Moynihan? Do we even know that she didn’t break up with him? Maybe some of these women are the ones who aren’t satisfied.

I know, I know…for you guys, this is unthinkable. : )

What an ass**le!! You don’t dump a chick that hot because fans are giving you a hard time. She’s unbelievable looking, and you just don’t let that go. Unless you’re a big jock quarterback and you know the next hotter one if right around the corner.
I’d HOPE that he dumped her because he felt they just weren’t a fit. What an ass**le!!

RWLA on January 24, 2008 at 12:51 PM

Wow. I hope this was sarcasm. It was, right? Do men really think this way?

The good news, she’s back on the market boys!

SECOND LOOK AT THE REBOUND!!!!

At least you have something to whine about!!! Us Los Angeles Rams fans have been fvcked for the last 15 years or so.

Well, the best part is that the evil be-yotch is no longer around to screw Ram fans again.

Quick! Somebody introduce Jessica Simpson to Tom Brady!!!

gridlock2 on January 24, 2008 at 2:41 PM

Giselle trumps Jessica, although I wouldn’t have kicked Bridgette to the curb in the first place.

Brady is nothing but H-Y-P-E
srhoades on January 24, 2008 at 1:23 PM

??? You can’t be serious. 3 Super Bowl rings and soon to be 4? That’s not hype man, that’s talent. Although I agree the Patriots have one helluva staff. I think maybe a Bellichick trophy is possibly in order. Does he have to be dead for that?

If his reasons are that superficial, the guy’s a complete idiot.