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Can someone publish a list so I can stay out of hot water?

I remember back in the spring when a British school changed the name to The Three Little Puppies not realizing that dogs are as/more offensive as pigs to Muslims.

BL@KBIRD on January 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Well that’s just absurd! Whoever heard of a puppy building a house?

They didn’t care whether pigs are offensive to Jews, the anti-semites.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on January 23, 2008 at 2:23 PM

Because Jews know how to assimilate themselves.

Hot dogs for everyone!

Death to infidels will take on a staccato special effect.

My 10 year old is friends with the daughter of a recently arrived immigrant from Pakistan, who is highly educated and a surgeon. When she was in our house recently, the girl said that not only do they not eat pork, but that they do not speak the word or want to hear it spoken.

Well TOO FRICKEN’ BAD! I don’t like the word “Muslim” or “Islam”, so can I get that banned??? Oh wait, that’s right, I’m a white guy, so my opinion doesn’t mean jack squat.

The sheer arrogance of these people is enough to make me want to punch them right in the face. Further proof that Islam is the problem.

Oh, and where are the precious “OMG, separation of church and teh state !!!111″ liberal queers while all this is going on?

Nowhere to be found, as usual, because this doesn’t fit their sacred agenda, and they’re all two-faced hypocrites.

/boiling rage

They also warned that the story might “alienate parts of the workforce (building trade)”.

The judges criticised the stereotyping in the story of the unfortunate pigs: “Is it true that all builders are cowboys, builders get their work blown down, and builders are like pigs?”

Well yeah it’s true. Just like it is true that all old women live in shoes. Eggs frequently fall off of walls and are unable to reassembled by the Queens Guard. All young girls spend much time on tuffets eating curds and whey and being scared senseless by spiders. And as those girls age, they tend sheep and lose them on a regular basis. *sigh*

The judges should be neutered before they reproduce and add to the stupid pool.

Twentyfive different kinds of evil Djinns inhabiting the dogs nose alone! A trained guard/attack dog would scare the bejebus out of a practicing Muslim Jihadi.

The mother of this girl previously asked my jewish wife if it was true that Jewish girls were required to have nose jobs at 16.

And they have their forked tails docked at birth too.

Jeezus

Shouldn’t PETA being screaming about animal tolerance?

They would explode in a paroxysm of confusion if you crossed one Liberal sacred cow (multiculturalism) with another (vegetarianism/veganism). Same reason Libs are deafeningly quiet on the issue of illegal immigration. Although they are trashing the Southwest to speak ill of illegals would expose them to being called “racists” and even the environment isn’t worth that.

Also, the amazing part is that she learned this from her “highly educated” “westernized” parents, who just might be treating you the next time you go to the emergency room.

I mean, I know Jews who don’t eat alot of stuff, but I never heard them say they couldn’t say the words or pass the stuff in a store.