Should Fred’s supporters abandon him tomorrow for … Huckabee?
posted at 8:30 pm on January 18, 2008 by Allahpundit
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T-minus 24 hours and counting until, in all likelihood, his political career’s over. I can’t resist one last poke at the Fredhead beehive for old time’s sake.
The argument comes from Patrick Ruffini: Since Huckabee probably doesn’t have the money or organization to run the table on Super Ultra Mega Tuesday but McCain does, shouldn’t South Carolina’s Romney, Giuliani, and Thompson supporters defect tomorrow and vote for Huck to blunt Mac’s momentum heading into Florida? That’s an easy yes in the first two cases but in Fred’s case it would mean the end. Has the time come to take Ol’ Yeller out back? Ruffini says … yes:
If you’re a Romney or a Rudy guy, this is a relative no-brainer. This will be tougher for FredHeads, since their guy has made a stand in the state. But with less than 24 hours to go, and Fred running no better than a weak third, it is probably time to face facts. It’s too bad, because conservatives deserve Fred Thompson as a choice, but it just doesn’t seem to be happening.
John Tabin at Reason likewise fears the Reaper:
Alas, Thompson has hardly taken the race by storm. Glenn Reynolds wrote last month that he might have joined Volokh et al. in endorsing Thompson if he hadn’t observed how poorly Thompson’s campaign is run behind the scenes. That poorly run campaign has yielded poor results. Thompson’s low-key affect and introverted personality made him ill-suited to the hands-on retail politicking that Iowans expect, and he edged out John McCain for third place in the Iowa caucuses by just three tenths of a percentage point despite spending much more time than McCain stumping in the Hawkeye State (McCain focused on New Hampshire, where he won). He made almost no effort in the New Hampshire and Michigan primaries, where he got less than 2 percent and less than 4 percent of the vote, respectively…
Perhaps something will change the dynamics of the race in the remaining hours before South Carolina Republicans go to the polls tomorrow, and Thompson will catch a break. But at the moment, his prospects don’t appear to give fans of smaller government any reason to abandon the pessimism that has by now become all too familiar.
Re: how poorly run Fred’s campaign is/was, be sure to see this Mark Steyn item at the Corner if you missed it last night. Has the time come, ‘Heads? If the polls hold and Fred finishes fourth with less than half of McCain’s vote, Romney’s going to be your guy anyway come Sunday morning. Why not vote strategically tomorrow?
I offer you this to remember the man by. Meanwhile, here’s the state of conservatism in 2008: A RINO touting the kind words of another RINO in, of all places, South Carolina. Between them they’ve got 50% of the vote. Good lord.
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MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:26 AM
so true and so sad.
unseen on January 19, 2008 at 2:27 AM
I remember you! You are the troll who accused me of being a troll for suggestion that I would join the Impeach Bush Bandwagon for pushing his damnable Illegal Alien Bill down our throats. What say you now? Habla Espanol yet?
Go Fred Go!
DannoJyd on January 19, 2008 at 2:27 AM
I like imagining the trolls on the other end making high pitched noises as the logic collides with the pile of mongoose dung that serves as the part of their brain that they used to try and bulls*** me with.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:28 AM
I carry a U.S. pass port, that is all the association I need baby.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 2:28 AM
suggesting
DannoJyd on January 19, 2008 at 2:28 AM
Fair enough, just be sure to wash your hands afterwards.
Stashiu3 on January 19, 2008 at 2:29 AM
I have as much idea of who you are as I do of what you are talking about.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:29 AM
Energy independence can be achieved in two years through the construction of fischer tropsch coal to oil facilities!
If we really want to we can. It takes about 18 months to build the facilities.
Give tax breaks to all the companies involved..offer government loan guarantees.
Can you imagine a republican president without oil ties…
it’s been awhile.
I’ve researched every candidates energy policy….Mike Huckabee has the best energy independence plan!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 2:30 AM
However, if you’re saying you want to impeach Bush, then yeah, you’re a troll, go join your friends at DU.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:30 AM
Well, yeah. I love me a good Fig Newton.
sulla on January 19, 2008 at 2:30 AM
I said this then,
Because Geo Bush tried to sell this country down the rio grande. I would not lift a finger or raise a hand if the dumbacrats impeached him.
And I voted for him twice as gov and twice as pres
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 2:31 AM
I’ll research it more later. I don’t agree abortion laws should be left up to the states. But, Huck already said he rejects letting states decide whether to allow abortions, claiming the right to life is a moral issue not subject to multiple interpretations.
“If morality is the point here, and if it’s right or wrong, not just a political question, then you can’t have 50 different versions of what’s right and what’s wrong.”
INC, if I never read another word about Huckabee again, his record on abortion is still much much much better than ALL the other candidates.
Imagine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GuZVRGD95A
Still, I’ll read up on it. Thanks.
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 2:31 AM
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 2:30 AM
You don’t need much energy in a depression.
unseen on January 19, 2008 at 2:31 AM
I eat fig newtons by the sleeve!
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 2:31 AM
Riiiight. “I’m gonna get my boys on The Biggest Loser and hook their treadmills up to the national energy grid…”
sulla on January 19, 2008 at 2:32 AM
I had a crush on Juice Newton when I was younger… was I an elitist?
Stashiu3 on January 19, 2008 at 2:33 AM
…and I thought I was an idealist. Wow. You know how long it takes to secure government loan guarantees and corporate tax breaks? Add that hefty bit of wait time to your estimate.
And build the facilities? How long before the government approves them for operation? Add in that bit of wait time.
Oh, and 18 months for facilities to cover our national usage of oil, daily? Something like 20 million barrels a day? Heh.
…and you’re trying to make us think getting Fred Thompson elected is a pipe dream?
Oh, that’s too funny.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:34 AM
Hey! You wrote a message to me before saying,
————————————————————
Again, I will never vote huck, and i’ll do anything i can to keep him from getting the nomination…
He’s a fraud
He’s a liar
He’s a cheat
He’s destroying the party as a whole, and you are its fuel..
don’t reply to me again, you disgust me…
stlpatriot on January 18, 2008 at 11:23 PM
————————————————————
Now you’re leaving me a message? I’d rather you keep your word, otherwise stop threatening me with cheap words. Make up your mind. thanks.
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 2:36 AM
Only if you dissed the kid who was totally into Sheena Easton.
sulla on January 19, 2008 at 2:36 AM
Dangit, Stash…now I can’t get “angel of the morning” out of my head.
I think that’s my cue to head home.
sulla on January 19, 2008 at 2:37 AM
Fig newton consumption requires toothpicks afterwards. Brownies, well, I guess they do too.
Do you think Jeri has a brownie recipe?
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 2:39 AM
But before I do, I’m hitting Fred’s tip jar.
sulla on January 19, 2008 at 2:39 AM
I’m sure Ron Paul does.
You might get the munchies afterwards…
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:40 AM
“. . . Joker is the only fool . . ” is stuck in mine.
geckomon on January 19, 2008 at 2:40 AM
Splendid idea. Sweet dreams, and get ready to party tomorrow night!
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 2:40 AM
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 2:30 AM
You don’t need much energy in a depression.
unseen on January 19, 2008 at 2:31 AM
Achieving energy independence will lead to an unprecedented period of economic growth, because when we achieve energy independence we can use the same tools to also become an energy exporter!
We have a huge amount of coal and more importantly a huge potential biomass producing capability!
We can provide the energy needs of Europe, india and china… and in the process bankrupt the entire islamic world and russia!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 2:40 AM
Memories… Sheena, Juice, Joan Jett, Blondie (I know, but it was a short phase!), Olivia Newton John… umm…. time for bed. Have a good night y’all!
Stashiu3 on January 19, 2008 at 2:41 AM
I have no earthly idea what you’re talking about, Ron Paul.
Now, on the other hand, if you were talking about a certain Thompson…
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 2:42 AM
Y’all gotta see this if ya aint already
fig newtons
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 2:44 AM
Hint: Ron “Drug Legalization” Paul
Brownies…
Don’t make me have to give you the step by step. :P
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:44 AM
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:34 AM
This is exactly why we have to elect Huckabee!!!
He is an outsider who knows what needs to get done and will actually get it done!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 2:44 AM
DON’T STEP ON ME BRO!
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 2:45 AM
You mean 12 step
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 2:46 AM
Hmmm. That didn’t mean what i thought . . it. . . meant. oh. boy.
/waves goodnight
geckomon on January 19, 2008 at 2:47 AM
Again, I ask you, what is Huckabee’s magnificent plan to accomplish this? A President Huckabee can’t make such a ruling by fiat, he would have to amend the Constitution, and he won’t be able to achieve anything close to the super-majority that would be required to get it done. Even if he were able to get it through Congress, not enough of the states would ratify it.
These Huckabee supporters remind me of the Aesop’s fable about the Dog and the Shadow.
Fred’s approach is your only hope in the short term.
FloatingRock on January 19, 2008 at 2:48 AM
See, this is the problem with the way you support Huckabee. In the face of logical challenges to a proposal, you don’t explain the workarounds…you just chant your favor. Fischer Tropsch synfuels, to this day, give off twice the emissions petroleum based products do. Get that one around the EPA.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:49 AM
Stick a fork in him he is done
daileyck1 on January 19, 2008 at 2:50 AM
Replace that with “tread” and we’ll all be voting with the proper paradigm.
No, that’s what made daddy stop hitting me.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:50 AM
Brian Regan – good stuff! “like a wood chipper…” heh.
Okay. Fred’s been tipped by Mitt Guy.
I know, mind-blowing. I can divide by zero, too.
sulla on January 19, 2008 at 2:51 AM
LOL: Back off, Cranberry Man!
Not your fault. It’s me, late at night, trying to make a joke about dessert. Never was a good baker.
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 2:54 AM
Historically it has been proven that when the federal government lowers taxes on the population that is stimulates the economy.
But have you ever considered this:
When our trade imbalance is so out of whack [like now] when we lower taxes, it doesn’t stimulate our economy but China go through a boom.
That thought depresses the hell out of me.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 2:54 AM
Get that one around the EPA.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:49 AM
Mike Huckabee will not let the EPA prevent America from becoming energy independent!
Mike Huckabee is pro nuclear power…and if we replace coal burning power plants with clean burning nuclear power..we would reduce the level of gore by 90%!!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 2:54 AM
Really? Who’d he plagiarize it from? Has he bothered to read it? Does he understand it and agree with it? Does Huckabee even realize he has an energy plan and does he know the answers to these questions?
FloatingRock on January 19, 2008 at 2:55 AM
Right. Mike Huckabee will cure cancer. Mike Huckabee will pull Osama Bin Laden out of a hat and throttle him for the State of the Union. Mike Huckabee will squeeze the Charmin, and the goddamned store manager can GO TO HELL!
Dude. Seriously. Faith in a divine entity is fine. Faith in a divine presidential candidate is insanity.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 2:57 AM
How can you argue life does not begin at conception?
Have fun with that.
“But he, being full of the Holy Ghost, looked up stedfastly into heaven, and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing on the right hand of God.” Acts 7:55
I’m not sure what you mean here? We get a pass “If we confess our sins, he (Jesus) is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” 1 John 1:9
My friend, either the universe was designed, or it came about by random chance. These are the only options. If you want to believe life started with a big bang where nothing exploded and produced everything, and that a cosmic soup of some kind came alive and out of it the first life form found someone to marry, and something to eat, and slowly evolved into everything we see today, you go right ahead, but I’m telling you the real truth about life is found in the Bible, the King James version to be specific. Great great great great great great grandpa was not a monkey.
If I had enough time with you I could prove creation for you.
I just want you to know the evolution theory is in complete contradiction to what the Bible teaches. Just so you know that. And there is absolutely no proof it took place. A god that has to use suffering, misfits, death, a god that doesn’t know what he wants the first time and can’t make it right in six days like He said, that is a retarded god. I would not worship that one at all. (Such a god is) Certainly not the God of the Bible.
Have any of you ever heard of Irreducible Complexity? Irreducible Complexity means that something requires all its parts in order to function, so therefore it couldn’t have possibly evolved. A good example is the eye. Or the Flagellum bacteria.
Evolution’s Nightmare & Demise.
The Motor of the E coli Bacteria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N09BIEzDlI
You’re right here. God’s had a plan for you all along.
Oh, YES, they are!! They’re exact opposites of one another. Big time!!
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:02 AM
Clearly, you worked really hard at that comment. You do realize, don’t you, that these topics have been endlessly hashed out already here? Did you just register and start blatting, or did you ever read before?
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 3:06 AM
I believe life begins at intention. If a woman won’t bear my children in a Huckabee administration, I WILL turn her in to the Department of Love.
sulla on January 19, 2008 at 3:06 AM
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:02 AM
You’re absolutely right!
Thanks for pointing that out!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:15 AM
Enough with the evangelical preaching. Seriously.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 3:17 AM
“Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father (God) is not in him.” 1 John 2:15
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:18 AM
LOL!
Hello? (Hello?)
Echo. (Echo.)
FloatingRock on January 19, 2008 at 3:18 AM
Dude, responding to discussion with scripture annoys more than it wins people over.
MadisonConservative on January 19, 2008 at 3:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N09BIEzDlI
That was an awesome video!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:24 AM
For the third time, I’ll ask: In the real world, how will Huckabee outlaw abortion in all 50 states? Do tell….
FloatingRock on January 19, 2008 at 3:25 AM
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not
omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 3:26 AM
Glad you feel that way! Now if you can only get the many neocon secular Republica elite anti-God conservatives to stop the “huck hating” and try rational debate, then you won’t have to see me saying it.
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:28 AM
Not to mention so out of context.
geckomon on January 19, 2008 at 3:29 AM
Bears repeating: Your willful ignorance is so much worse than being simply ignorant.
geckomon on January 19, 2008 at 3:30 AM
The High Reverend Huckster says he speaks to God every day, and Evangelicals love him for it. If The High Reverend Huckster said he spoke to god through his microwave, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a Microwave would make it any more absurd.
- Unknown
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 3:31 AM
Life does began at conception and yes abortion is murder.
I say a doctor commits abortion he does not perform abortion.
Now we have that out of the way.
I tell (usually girls) this, at least if you are going to support abortion at least know what you are doing.
Call it what it is. Learn it , know it, Own it.
Abortion is wrong not only morally it is an abomination against nature itself, as it precludes the very evolutionary task that all life forms are solely here to perform, and that is to procreate.
Every bone in our body and every emotion that we have as mammals, is there but for to do just one thing and that thing is to bear young and raise them so that they may do like wise.
Every emotion you have or ever had: Jealousy, Love, hunger, thirst even the want of breath is to meet this end. It is not an end but a part of a lineage.
The most fundamental goodness that us humans or even any animal can feel or aspire to is to sire our prodigy and send them off to do that same thing.
But here is where my conflict is. Why would someone do this? Is it not against all that we know? So if there is a person that is so murderous of even her own young why would we want to stop her? She obviously would produce an offspring with the very same “ murderous slut” gene. Should we legislate that she keep and raise such a beast?
I know that is some hard core sh\t. just think about it.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 3:31 AM
“I support and have always supported passage of a constitutional amendment to protect the right to life. As President, I will fight for passage of this amendment. My convictions regarding the sanctity of life have always been clear and consistent, without equivocation or wavering. I believe that Roe v. Wade should be over-turned”.
“What I accomplished as Governor proves that there is a lot more that a pro-life President can do than wait for a Supreme Court vacancy, and I will do everything I can to promote a pro-life agenda and pass pro-life legislation. If I’m saddled with a Democrat Congress, I’ll veto any pro-abortion legislation they pass. I will staff all relevant positions with pro-life appointees. I will use the Bully Pulpit to change hearts and minds, to move this country from a culture of death to a culture of life”.
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:31 AM
Yes, you did. you looked.
Spinning in my computêr chair:::::::weeeeee
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:32 AM
YES, you did!
ha ha ha ha!!
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:33 AM
Shun thread? Anybody?
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 3:35 AM
Actually mon ame, life begins before conception.
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 3:37 AM
“No candidate has a stronger record on the sanctity of life than I do. I have always been actively and aggressively pro-life. I first became politically active
when I helped pass Arkansas’ Unborn Child Amendment, which requires the state to do whatever it can to protect life”.
“As Governor, I used that Amendment to pass pro-life legislation. The many pro-life laws I got through my Democrat legislature are the accomplishments that give me the most pride and personal satisfaction. I banned partial birth abortion, I required parental notification, I required that a woman give informed consent before having an abortion, I required that a woman be told her baby will experience pain and be given the option of anesthesia for her baby, I allowed a woman to have her baby and leave the child safely at a hospital, and I made it a crime for an unborn child to be injured or murdered during an attack on his mother”.
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:37 AM
Look/Click. Click/Look. Or am I just parsing?
I get it.
Don’t get stuck on semantics, huh?
Fine, But I made you act gay.
geckomon on January 19, 2008 at 3:38 AM
Mike Huckabee
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:38 AM
I admit it , I did!
(gingerly picks vomit particals out of keyboard)
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 3:38 AM
The incredible Huck supporters have done it again. Man, they’re are good. I must admit. Everybody please put your hands together and give a warm thank you to…” or something along those lines. … whoa… whoa.. look at this… a standing ovation (crowd goes wild)…. for the Huckabee’s… wow! this is incredible… they won’t stop clapping.. .. ……
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:42 AM
as per norm. you are correct.
but I am talking to the johavas witnesses here. you’ll forgive me if I skip the gametes direct to the zygote.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 3:43 AM
You’re awesome. Just remember, “For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Romans 10:13
I think you’ll understand it in the future.
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:45 AM
Half my message did not go through after pressing send. I won’t finish it… lol
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 3:47 AM
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
- Unknown
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 3:49 AM
If John Mccain wins the nomination…I’m going to know the Clintons bought the election…
Can you imagine the republican party nominating Juan Mccain when we just found out that 80% of the country is opposed to amnmesty for illegal aliens!!!
What!
Hillary would actually be the candidate with the better immgration record and would sweep the election 80%+!
If Mccain wins the nomination I’ll know it’s fixed.
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:49 AM
Fredheads…please you have to drop Fred and help Huckabee beat Mccain tomorrow!
There’s no sense hanging around the carcass!!
Do you want a President Hillary Clinton?
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:52 AM
Unknown is pretty wise when it comes to men. Does he have any wisdom for giggling hyenas?
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 3:52 AM
That’s all very well and fine, but what is it that Huck can or will do that Fred can’t or won’t?
FloatingRock on January 19, 2008 at 3:53 AM
You see Madcon, this harkens back to the triune antagonist theory of WWII you can have 3 competing and mutually allied enemies all working for the same end for completely different purposes with mutually opposing methods and tactics.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 3:54 AM
Actually hyenas don’t giggle.
That is a myth.
Although if America elects The High Reverend Huckster … … … …
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 3:55 AM
3:53 AM
Beat Mccain!
Huckabee has a base and can actually defeat Mccain and Hillary!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:55 AM
No!
It is:
Give a man fire and he is warm for a day.
.
.Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 3:56 AM
lol!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 3:58 AM
Contradict all you want, but I hear them plain as day.
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 4:01 AM
All warfare and most intellectual sparing is based on deception. Hey, what’s that behind you?
- Sun Tzu’s Nephew
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 4:01 AM
What are they saying?
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 4:04 AM
If he were really a forth right man of the cloth,
I would not be so opposed.
If Huck was truly a conservative I would not be so opposed.
but nay he is neither.
His is a shyster preacher cut of the same clothe as Jim baker.
He is a lib politician as Jimmy Carter.
All wrapped up in a gubernatorial filthy cloth of Bill Clinton.
Shite be his name. Have you seen to what depths of sloth he is? he and his brood must have had some real give in with the primal urges to dress out at 350- 400 per head.
For the love of all that is holy can you not see that, man?
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 4:05 AM
Nope, explaining how ridiculous the fairy tale of evolution is is easy. This topic inevitably comes up. I don’t mind helping people with it.
Does, God bless America” mean anything to anybody anymore?
Thank you.
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 4:06 AM
Right on, brotha!
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 4:08 AM
Um, it’s just giggling. Nothing that I can interpret.
Looking forward to seeing everyone tomorrow to celebrate Fred!s ascendancy. Goodnight!
RushBaby on January 19, 2008 at 4:08 AM
It has become a platitude like “Have a Nice Day” and Sean Hannity’s, “You are a Great American”.
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 4:10 AM
Calling Mike Huckabee a liberal is the most ridiculous thing ever said.
Do you have ANY idea what you’re talking about??
Do you know anything about the guy at all??
Besides what Fred the abortion lobbyist told you of course!
HaraldHardrada on January 19, 2008 at 4:10 AM
You know it. It’s called Irreducible Complexity. This means that something requires all its parts in order to function, so therefore it couldn’t have possibly evolved.
apacalyps on January 19, 2008 at 4:11 AM
With the exception of Eric Hoffer and possible Mark Twain I find most philosophers wanting something.
When I say that I don’t mean they lack, I mean they are selling.
But then I make it a point to avoid them lest I become a plagiarist
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 4:11 AM
They’re creepy and they’re greedy,
Mormon thumping and spooky,
They’re all together sicky,
The
Huckabee Family
Their back yard is a dead dog museum
Where people come to see ‘em
They really will a scream
The
Huckabee Family
(They’re not Neat)
(They’re not Sweet)
(And they’re sure not Petite!!!)
So get a gift givers shawl on
A collection plate you can bring contributions on
We’re gonna pay a call on
The
Huckabee Family
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 4:15 AM
I’d hate to be the guy that had to pump their septic tank.
The trips and fuel would break ya.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 4:17 AM
They really eat ice creuum.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 4:18 AM
The High Reverend Huckster and his supporters seem to be able to function without all their parts.
I guess that is called Irreducible Shystering and Irreducible Koolaiding though.
MB4 on January 19, 2008 at 4:20 AM
Welp, that is my 12th and final beer.
adios
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 4:22 AM
flavoraide actually.
TheSitRep on January 19, 2008 at 4:23 AM
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