Video: Scrawny dude who’s probably too young to vote has a crush on Hillary
posted at 12:50 pm on January 15, 2008 by Bryan
It’s Relient K without the wit and Obama Girl without the hawt, all in the service of a candidate it very subjectively describes as “sexy”. More than once. Why are the Teletubbies in there? Beats me. Catchy tune, though.
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Can we get some counselling for the poor lad?
Frozen Tex on January 15, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Plant.
RushBaby on January 15, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Clearly, the first priority for Hillarycare should be universal mental health services.
Hillary isn’t even the sexiest female in the race! That honor goes to John Edwards.
highhopes on January 15, 2008 at 12:54 PM
It’s the obligatory dismissal of the Republican candidates followed by the changing of the channel to Hillary and then approving head nod.
Spirit of 1776 on January 15, 2008 at 12:54 PM
I’m guessing it’s his favorite show.
amerpundit on January 15, 2008 at 12:55 PM
I don’t believe him.
terryannonline on January 15, 2008 at 12:55 PM
HA!
He’s soooo silky….
Frozen Tex on January 15, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Hillary always gets what she wants…
doubleplusundead on January 15, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Wow… that was just… terrible.
Oh, and he needs a haircut.
Nineball on January 15, 2008 at 12:57 PM
His “mom is a Republican”, but that dem lives in her basement.
Doh! Of course she’s a Republican, and he’s living in her basement: DEDUCTION BABY!
I dunno, for some reason I look at Shaggy there and all that really comes to mind is
“Where have you gone Ferris Beuller?”
Ferris would never stoop so low.
scottm on January 15, 2008 at 12:57 PM
He has a crush on a middle-aged closet lesbian with cankles? I don’t get this generation.
matd on January 15, 2008 at 1:00 PM
There’s a fetish for everyone, I guess.
Frozen Tex on January 15, 2008 at 1:02 PM
i think I’m gonna be sick…
edgehead on January 15, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Proof that chronic perpetual masturbation leads to brain rot.
ronsfi on January 15, 2008 at 1:06 PM
Well, son, Hillary has a special “crush” for you too.
Brat on January 15, 2008 at 1:09 PM
He supports Hill and his mom is a Republican. Goes to show who is the party of the adults and who isn’t.
DerKrieger on January 15, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Not middle-aged. She’s 61… And “NO” that is not “the new 51″. (Which isn’t middle-aged either).
heldmyw on January 15, 2008 at 1:10 PM
SECOND LOOK AT HITCHENS SHOWER PICS!
ronsfi on January 15, 2008 at 1:12 PM
Thank you YOUTUBE for
1. Bringing us the worst campaign season EVER!
2. Bringing a little bile up into my throat as I watch that mess.
GREENTURTLE on January 15, 2008 at 1:12 PM
Just had a great lunch….
… but now it’s coming back up
rockbend on January 15, 2008 at 1:13 PM
And I thought furries were creepy. A Hillary fetish takes it to a whole ‘nuther level.
ReubenJCogburn on January 15, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Ooh…. ouch!
Frozen Tex on January 15, 2008 at 1:17 PM
If she wins, I think he’s the stand-out choice to be her Secretary of Education. Oh… wait… he’s not lesbian. Never mind.
NNtrancer on January 15, 2008 at 1:18 PM
C’mon ya’ll give the kid a break. This is only the second crush of his life. His first crush was on Tinky Winky, teh ghey Teletubby.
Brat on January 15, 2008 at 1:19 PM
Can we knock it off with the lesbian stuff.
Bryan on January 15, 2008 at 1:19 PM
Rush said last week that Hillary never looked better and was “sexy”. I just don’t see it myself. If I was forced to sleep with either Hillay or Helen Thomas, I’d choose ol’ Helen every time.
infidel65 on January 15, 2008 at 1:21 PM
I assume you’re talking about while your family is being held at gunpoint?
Frozen Tex on January 15, 2008 at 1:26 PM
I think I am going to puke
ChefJeff on January 15, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Ha….I was waiting for one for her.
mattyj86 on January 15, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Her future cabinet candidates if she gets elected.
RMCS_USN on January 15, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Of course.
infidel65 on January 15, 2008 at 1:28 PM
And I thought furries were creepy.
Hillary fandom makes furry fetishism seem normal by comparison.
Gerard on January 15, 2008 at 1:29 PM
This young man will go far once his eyesight has been restored.
radjah shelduck on January 15, 2008 at 1:41 PM
Needs a swirlie.
snickelfritz on January 15, 2008 at 1:42 PM
lololololololololololol furries
bigbeas on January 15, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Oh my Gawd!!!! The poor lad has a high school crush on Hillary. I could understand if he fell for Michelle Obama. Ms. Obama is quite lovely, whatever one thinks of her political views. But Hillary! Puhleez send the lad the photo of Hillary (photo has her from the backside) and Bill dancing on the beach in the Bahamas. That will cure the poor kid.
Larraby on January 15, 2008 at 2:00 PM
SECOND LOOK AT PUNCHING SOME SENSE INTO THIS KID!
MarkoMancuso on January 15, 2008 at 2:01 PM
Who is responsible for the song? I don’t think it’s this kid. He obviously doesn’t really play guitar.
MikeZero on January 15, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Cankles and Cackles, what’s not to like ??
redrock on January 15, 2008 at 2:24 PM
I don’t believe him but I thought it was kinda funny.
sko17 on January 15, 2008 at 2:38 PM
It seems at 2:42PM,the Clinton operation team have
secured the video,or some Liberal wasn’t happy with u-tube,
version of Hillary,oh this election is going to be very nasty.
Bryan,I don’t think the video is available any longer.
canopfor on January 15, 2008 at 2:51 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the future of our country.
Ian on January 15, 2008 at 2:56 PM
Way too many haters here (or maybe you’re all just really old and bitter =P). I thought it was a great video.
Darth Executor on January 15, 2008 at 3:22 PM
Poor lad’s got a case of Diva Fever.
sulla on January 15, 2008 at 3:57 PM
he needs a haircut ?
how petty. there are about 900 other criticisms that come well before haircut.
Sasnak on January 15, 2008 at 4:31 PM
It works for me, unfortunately. *gag*
Gianni on January 15, 2008 at 4:33 PM
Freakin’ painful.
robblefarian on January 15, 2008 at 4:44 PM
Granted, I run a website that features boobs and celebrity trash being drunk and doing paprazzi crap and all that, so maybe im jaded in that area but i have to say that at the times when hillary doesnt look like a 900 year old [unkind female world] she can be sexy. in a grandma kinda way. im serious. sexy…
Drunk Report on January 15, 2008 at 5:35 PM
Crush on a post-menopausal Hilary? I think I’d have to go with Tinky Winky over that.
Tzetzes on January 15, 2008 at 7:39 PM
An immature idiot who’s too young to vote anyway.
Let’s focus on Hitlery break dancing. That was so phony, her center of gravity will not allow her to rise above it, unless she breaks several laws which she is accustomed to doing. Particularly, the law of gravity, physics about a body in motion and others. But spinning on the flat spot of her head creates enough friction she should have ignited unless her cosmologist used enough gel to prevent spontaneous combustion. Now if she has a pointy head she may have been able to pull it off (maybe that’s why she chose the pointy hat for a Halloween costume).
Also, d’em people are recruiting more live (illegals) to go to the polls to vote. Maybe because they are having problems getting the dead to walk to the polls, as they did in the past. Also, using grave marker etchings as proof of a persons eligibility to cast an absentee ballot have been exposed.
MSGTAS on January 16, 2008 at 10:04 AM
I just watched a few of his other videos. This kid is funny and bright and talented. He’s spoofing Obama Girl, folks.
He even has a Chocolate Rain spoof with a major pop beat.
He’s not making a political statement. He’s trying to get noticed.
Go, Dave.
Meryl Yourish on January 16, 2008 at 11:13 AM