Paulnuts’ foolproof plan to win the election: Buying an ad on Roy Jones Jr.’s back
posted at 2:19 pm on January 15, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Big fight on Saturday night, coincidentally on the same day that two major primaries are taking place. What better time for a little product placement? He’s 15-20 points off the pace in Nevada but the thinking is that boxing fans will tune into HBO, be stirred by the pluck and savvy of paying thousands of dollars to have a greasepaint Paulnut logo slathered on Jones’s back, and then rush out after the fight to their polling places to cast a vote for the man half-drunk and sight unseen. The only problem: The fight starts at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT and will probably last an hour, by which time the SC polls will almost certainly be closed and the Nevada caucuses, judging from the time given on the SoS’s page, will have long since been over. rEVOLution!
TNR has new excerpts from the Ron Paul “Survival” Report out today, in case you’re interested. I recommend the one from April 1993 about whether AIDS was manufactured in a lab. Or just skip it entirely and read the condensed version at Something Awful. How many parasitic destroyers of American society can you find in the word-search game? I’ve found two so far.
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Goldwater was probably just saber-rattling regarding nukes, but he was also calling Johnson out for taking an “incremental” approach to the war. The US ended up doing the heavy bombing that Goldwater talked about in 1964, we just stretched it out for another decade. Maybe Vietnam is an argument for “declaring war” rather than letting Presidents gradually wade into a conflict that the country hasn’t committed to.
Clearly, Goldwater was much much more in favor of military strength than Paul, but he was probably closer to Paul than to the other 2008 GOP contenders on the size and scope of the federal government.
dedalus on January 15, 2008 at 8:27 PM
I’m not a supporter of Paul, or of Ghandi for that matter. I just noticed, though, the juxtaposition of Gandhi being a successful revolutionary in India and the United States losing out to a revolutionary named Ho Chi Minh in Vietnam.
Maybe a few of the things Gandhi said are worth understanding, especially as we occupy a country where the Brits were less than successful.
dedalus on January 15, 2008 at 8:37 PM
Just another Malkin klan blog criticizing the “Paulnuts” and not Paul’s message.
Yaaawwwwwnnnn…
Fed Up on January 15, 2008 at 9:59 PM
The petty bourgeois adds: so too is HotAir posioning the debate.
http://blog.vdare.com/archives/2008/01/15/thinking-about-tnr-s-second-paulpurge-piece/
petit bourgeois on January 15, 2008 at 10:05 PM
You don’t have anything else bookmarked?
Jim Treacher on January 15, 2008 at 10:13 PM
You really have no self-awareness whatsoever, do you?
Jim Treacher on January 15, 2008 at 10:16 PM
Paulnut is a descriptive term, not a puerile epithet.
When your candidate’s chief source of support consists of people who believe the Mossad and/or Shabak is responsible for the destruction of the WTC, white “nationalist” and white supremacist bigots, paranoid gold bugs, and Neolithic racists, then you’ve earned the moniker.
Gerard on January 15, 2008 at 11:09 PM
And being a fiat money loving bloke gets you what moniker?
Answer: “Duped”
Fed Up on January 15, 2008 at 11:48 PM
Sane.
Jim Treacher on January 15, 2008 at 11:58 PM
Yeah, it’s really worked well over the last 5 years hasn’t it?
Nice try Jim…
Fed Up on January 16, 2008 at 12:15 AM
Make that 10 years Jim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIwlKyz6LvU
Fed Up on January 16, 2008 at 12:20 AM
Your bag of tricks isn’t very big, is it?
Jim Treacher on January 16, 2008 at 9:47 AM
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