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	<title>Comments on: Rush: Listener response to Fred&#8217;s attack on Huck was almost &#8220;orgasmic&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Drunk Report</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/01/11/rush-listener-response-to-freds-attack-on-huck-was-almost-orgasmic/comment-page-2/#comment-873650</link>
		<dc:creator>Drunk Report</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sorry fred

too little too late</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sorry fred</p>
<p>too little too late</p>
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		<title>By: Drunk Report</title>
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		<dc:creator>Drunk Report</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FRED: too boring and unmotivated
HUCK: too jesusey liberal with no foreign policy expir
MCCAIN: too liberal on domestic issues
RUDY: too wife-cheaty and abortionish (kill the christian base)
ROMNEY: too... what? idk. mormon? 

i think Mitt is the way to go dudes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FRED: too boring and unmotivated<br />
HUCK: too jesusey liberal with no foreign policy expir<br />
MCCAIN: too liberal on domestic issues<br />
RUDY: too wife-cheaty and abortionish (kill the christian base)<br />
ROMNEY: too&#8230; what? idk. mormon? </p>
<p>i think Mitt is the way to go dudes</p>
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		<title>By: Silent Running &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Polish up the Hawken 50 cal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Silent Running &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Polish up the Hawken 50 cal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Yes, yes. The crowd will love it. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Yes, yes. The crowd will love it. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: kingrhino</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingrhino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry folks,
In my fevered attempt to post that brilliant history, I failed to mention that it is not my original work. Must have been all that beer.............
So feel free to share it with everyone.

Enjoy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry folks,<br />
In my fevered attempt to post that brilliant history, I failed to mention that it is not my original work. Must have been all that beer&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br />
So feel free to share it with everyone.</p>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>By: Blog-o-Fascists</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blog-o-Fascists</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Rush: Old Media Trying to Dictate a Beatable GOP Nominee...&lt;/strong&gt;

NewsBusters.org - Exposing Liberal Media Bias

Rush Limbaugh called out Old Media for playing favorites in the GOP presidential race. He was, as usual, dead-on correct.
Audio is at Hot Air.
The transcript, which will remain available at Limbaugh&#039;s sit...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Rush: Old Media Trying to Dictate a Beatable GOP Nominee&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>NewsBusters.org &#8211; Exposing Liberal Media Bias</p>
<p>Rush Limbaugh called out Old Media for playing favorites in the GOP presidential race. He was, as usual, dead-on correct.<br />
Audio is at Hot Air.<br />
The transcript, which will remain available at Limbaugh&#8217;s sit&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: You Decide 2008 &#187; Has Fred Thompson Awakened Conservatives?</title>
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		<dc:creator>You Decide 2008 &#187; Has Fred Thompson Awakened Conservatives?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:37:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] say all this to setup this clip from Hot Air of conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh all but endorsing [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] say all this to setup this clip from Hot Air of conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh all but endorsing [...]</p>
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		<title>By: BizzyBlog &#187; Rush: Old Media Trying to Dictate a Beatable GOP Nominee</title>
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		<dc:creator>BizzyBlog &#187; Rush: Old Media Trying to Dictate a Beatable GOP Nominee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Audio is at Hot Air. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Audio is at Hot Air. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: OBX Pete</title>
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		<dc:creator>OBX Pete</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Nice going ! You sure enlightened me and I hope you will keep all of us enlightened in the future.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>Nice going ! You sure enlightened me and I hope you will keep all of us enlightened in the future.</p>
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		<title>By: Jaibones</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaibones</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;  Heh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>  Heh.</p>
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		<title>By: Capitalist Infidel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Capitalist Infidel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;a long quasi-conspiratorial rant&lt;/blockquote&gt;

To the intellectually deficient perhaps, but to everyone else he&#039;s just stating the obvious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>a long quasi-conspiratorial rant</p></blockquote>
<p>To the intellectually deficient perhaps, but to everyone else he&#8217;s just stating the obvious.</p>
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		<title>By: Leaning Straight Up &#187; Watching Fred! come out swinging</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leaning Straight Up &#187; Watching Fred! come out swinging</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Hot Air&#160;and STA, here is audio of Rush discussing&#160;Fred, including&#160;some Fred [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Hot Air&nbsp;and STA, here is audio of Rush discussing&nbsp;Fred, including&nbsp;some Fred [...]</p>
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		<title>By: joeyb</title>
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		<dc:creator>joeyb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;em&gt;kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/em&gt;.

I&#039;m saving your brilliant essay as a word document to share with others, if you don&#039;t mind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><br />
<blockquote><em>kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM</em></p></blockquote>
<p></em>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m saving your brilliant essay as a word document to share with others, if you don&#8217;t mind.</p>
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		<title>By: RushBaby</title>
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		<dc:creator>RushBaby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Brilliant! Solid gold trophy on its way, special delivery!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>Brilliant! Solid gold trophy on its way, special delivery!</p>
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		<title>By: canopfor</title>
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		<dc:creator>canopfor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Like I&#039;ve said before, everytime a Republican is effective
the Liberals mount a campaign to destroy them,and for 
Fred Thompson,it&#039;s not to late,roughly ten months to go.

We need to get on the bandwagon,and get the bandwagon
rolling along,get Fred on commercials,radio spots,
interviews,it would be nice if Rush gave him radio time.
Get MKH to a video interview,have Michelle do a live
internet chat,followed up by Hot Air commentor questions!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like I&#8217;ve said before, everytime a Republican is effective<br />
the Liberals mount a campaign to destroy them,and for<br />
Fred Thompson,it&#8217;s not to late,roughly ten months to go.</p>
<p>We need to get on the bandwagon,and get the bandwagon<br />
rolling along,get Fred on commercials,radio spots,<br />
interviews,it would be nice if Rush gave him radio time.<br />
Get MKH to a video interview,have Michelle do a live<br />
internet chat,followed up by Hot Air commentor questions!</p>
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		<title>By: Dave R.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave R.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;em&gt;kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

kingrhino,

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

And damned true, too. LOL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><em>kingrhino on January 11, 2008 at 7:41 PM</em></p></blockquote>
<p>kingrhino,</p>
<p>That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.</p>
<p>And damned true, too. LOL.</p>
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		<title>By: msipes</title>
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		<dc:creator>msipes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s about time he hit that liberal Huckabee.

Go Fred!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s about time he hit that liberal Huckabee.</p>
<p>Go Fred!</p>
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		<title>By: cs89</title>
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		<dc:creator>cs89</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s what I thought.  You have no proof, merely your opinion- which you&#039;re welcome to, of course.

I think the past few weeks have put the lie to &quot;he&#039;s not trying&quot; or &quot;he&#039;s lazy.&quot;  Oh well, I guess if you can&#039;t argue with his conservative policies you have to go after him with the best you&#039;ve got....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s what I thought.  You have no proof, merely your opinion- which you&#8217;re welcome to, of course.</p>
<p>I think the past few weeks have put the lie to &#8220;he&#8217;s not trying&#8221; or &#8220;he&#8217;s lazy.&#8221;  Oh well, I guess if you can&#8217;t argue with his conservative policies you have to go after him with the best you&#8217;ve got&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: HaraldHardrada</title>
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		<dc:creator>HaraldHardrada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The proof is that Fred is not trying to win...never has been considering that most of his family has high paying jobs in his campaign he&#039;s just milking it hoping for VP slot with his buddy Mcamnesty.


If Fred was trying to win he would have went after the frontrunner Juan Amnesty...he had every opportunity to but declined therefore VP hopes.



What good would it be having a &quot;solid conservative/(abortion lobbyist) &quot;anti amnesty&quot; VP, when the president is Mr. Amnesty himself??   Answer..none</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The proof is that Fred is not trying to win&#8230;never has been considering that most of his family has high paying jobs in his campaign he&#8217;s just milking it hoping for VP slot with his buddy Mcamnesty.</p>
<p>If Fred was trying to win he would have went after the frontrunner Juan Amnesty&#8230;he had every opportunity to but declined therefore VP hopes.</p>
<p>What good would it be having a &#8220;solid conservative/(abortion lobbyist) &#8220;anti amnesty&#8221; VP, when the president is Mr. Amnesty himself??   Answer..none</p>
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		<title>By: kingrhino</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingrhino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With all this bickering about who is more conservative and who isn&#039;t. Don&#039;t forget our history!

For those that don&#039;t know about our conservative history.....here is a condensed version.


Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were:

1. The invention of beer, and
2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct groups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor the aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That&#039;s how villages
were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ&#039;s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.  The rest became known as girlie-men.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democrat voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.  Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. (Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have
higher testosterone levels than their men.) Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn&#039;t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women.  Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone
who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals
remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

The end.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With all this bickering about who is more conservative and who isn&#8217;t. Don&#8217;t forget our history!</p>
<p>For those that don&#8217;t know about our conservative history&#8230;..here is a condensed version.</p>
<p>Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.</p>
<p>The two most important events in all of history were:</p>
<p>1. The invention of beer, and<br />
2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.</p>
<p>These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct groups:</p>
<p>1. Liberals<br />
2. Conservatives.</p>
<p>Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor the aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That&#8217;s how villages<br />
were formed.</p>
<p>Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.</p>
<p>Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ&#8217;s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.</p>
<p>Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.  The rest became known as girlie-men.</p>
<p>Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democrat voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.</p>
<p>Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.  Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.</p>
<p>Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. (Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have<br />
higher testosterone levels than their men.) Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn&#8217;t fair to make the pitcher also bat.</p>
<p>Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women.  Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone<br />
who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.</p>
<p>Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals<br />
remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.</p>
<p>The end.</p>
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		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/01/11/rush-listener-response-to-freds-attack-on-huck-was-almost-orgasmic/comment-page-2/#comment-872349</link>
		<dc:creator>Blogs For Fred Thompson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Audio: Rush on the Fox News/South Carolina Debate 1.11.08...&lt;/strong&gt;

Rush says Fred has a &quot;stellar performance&quot;...


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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Audio: Rush on the Fox News/South Carolina Debate 1.11.08&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Rush says Fred has a &#8220;stellar performance&#8221;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Zorro</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/01/11/rush-listener-response-to-freds-attack-on-huck-was-almost-orgasmic/comment-page-2/#comment-872348</link>
		<dc:creator>Zorro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>El Rusho speaks the truth...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>El Rusho speaks the truth&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: cs89</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fredheads what part of Fred is a sham and supports Juan Mcamnesty don’t you understand? If Fred claims to be against amnesty and helps and supports Juan Mccain isn’t that sufficient proof that Fred has been FOR amnesty all along and lies to his supporters?

HaraldHardrada on January 11, 2008 at 7:03 PM




I have only a one-word question-

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fredheads what part of Fred is a sham and supports Juan Mcamnesty don’t you understand? If Fred claims to be against amnesty and helps and supports Juan Mccain isn’t that sufficient proof that Fred has been FOR amnesty all along and lies to his supporters?</p>
<p>HaraldHardrada on January 11, 2008 at 7:03 PM</p>
<p>I have only a one-word question-</p>
<p>Proof?</p>
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		<title>By: redneck hippie</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/01/11/rush-listener-response-to-freds-attack-on-huck-was-almost-orgasmic/comment-page-2/#comment-872313</link>
		<dc:creator>redneck hippie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If a red truck runs over a liberal does anybody in the media hear it?

$747,489.

www.fred08.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If a red truck runs over a liberal does anybody in the media hear it?</p>
<p>$747,489.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fred08.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.fred08.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Audio: Rush on Fred Thompson &#124; Infidels Are Cool</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/01/11/rush-listener-response-to-freds-attack-on-huck-was-almost-orgasmic/comment-page-2/#comment-872300</link>
		<dc:creator>Audio: Rush on Fred Thompson &#124; Infidels Are Cool</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Hotair     _uacct = &quot;UA-1237831-1&quot;; urchinTracker();   Posted in Election08, Politics by [...]</description>
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		<title>By: HaraldHardrada</title>
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		<dc:creator>HaraldHardrada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fredheads what part of Fred is a sham and supports Juan Mcamnesty don&#039;t you understand?  If Fred claims to be against amnesty and helps and supports Juan Mccain isn&#039;t that sufficient proof that Fred has been FOR amnesty all along and lies to his supporters?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fredheads what part of Fred is a sham and supports Juan Mcamnesty don&#8217;t you understand?  If Fred claims to be against amnesty and helps and supports Juan Mccain isn&#8217;t that sufficient proof that Fred has been FOR amnesty all along and lies to his supporters?</p>
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