;-)

14 percent of Thompson supporters and 12 percent of Obama supporters claim to have sex “almost every day.

The other 86% of Thompson supporters claim to have every intention of having sex some day. The other 88% of Obama supporters express a real desire to change to the frequency of the other 12%

51 percent of all Republicans and 67 percent of all Democrats have watched porn with their sexual partners.

The other 49% of Republicans admit to watching Dr. Ruth with their partner while the remaining 33% of Democrats prefer to watch Dr. Sue from Canada.

Would anyone really admit they prefer looks over intelligence?

smithinmich on January 11, 2008 at 1:17 PM

I would. I even prefer stupid to intelligent.

Why does AP start these stupid threads?

duff65 on January 11, 2008 at 5:10 PM

Because 1) it’s an actual poll question, which is totally on-topic.

And 2) it makes for great snark, which is totally aligned with the website.

A solid percentage of them have sex every day. Every day? Pshaw. Sure, I guess, if you’re Superman.* More at Hot Air. * Joke stolen from Letterman. Old Letterman. Funny Letterman. Thanks to someone, who tells me he’s “still waiting”……

Okay, now come up with a joke about the paulnuts…

Weight of Glory on January 11, 2008 at 1:15 PM

When the survey answers are restricted to sex without a partner, the Paul campaign wins hand over fist.

Jack M. on January 11, 2008 at 1:29 PM

Heh, I don’t care who ya are, that’s just funny!

Those Fred supporters all looked like they were missing a few chromosomes…

tommylotto on January 11, 2008 at 4:17 PM

Folks, those who know about chromosomes advise to stay away from people who have a few too many, not from those who lack some.

Paulnuts can go f*** themselves for all I care.

thirteen28 on January 11, 2008 at 1:44 PM

According to Jack M. they do.

Go Fred!

Allahpundit is making readers go to the original story, but I’ll just cut to the chase:– 55 percent of Republicans have sex at least once a week, compared with just 43 percent of Democrats. — 14 percent of Thompson supporters……

55 percent of Republicans have sex at least once a week, compared with just 43 percent of Democrats.

Another inequality that will be made more socially just under the Democrats. Do you want the false hope of Obama, or the experience of Hillary? Silky would just have mandatory sex worker visits.

Should have asked the Paulnuts how many of them have sex and think of Ron Paul while doing it.

Come to think of it Im glad I DONT know

William Amos on January 11, 2008 at 1:29 PM

well, it is a ron paul

reLOVEution

Support Fred– Have more sex!

55 percent of Republicans have sex at least once a week, compared with just 43 percent of Democrats.

…and they say liberals are, well, liberal, and conservatives are, well, heartless.

14 percent of Thompson supporters and 12 percent of Obama supporters claim to have sex “almost every day.

…because sex is overrated, a great percentage of them spend intelligent time with one witty beta male blogger on HA.

5 percent of Clinton and Giuliani supporters have sex that frequently.

…even more intelligent, than above.

On average, Republicans say they were 18.4 years old when they first had sex. Independents were 17.6 and Democrats 17.5.

…independents/Democrats are more liberal than conservatives, duh…but not by much…proof that all are rabbits.

58 percent of respondents think Bill Clinton was the sexiest president of the past 40 years

…58% of them are delusional or blind.

Ronald Reagan is second, with 22 percent.

…non-item, because CinCs shouldn’t be rated by sexiness anyway. Same should go for Clinton, but he changed that…forever.

38 percent say Richard Nixon was the least sexy
Bill Clinton is second, with 18 percent.

…non-item, because CinCs shouldn’t be rated by sexiness anyway. Same should go for Clinton, but he changed that…forever.

23 percent of all Republicans and 24 percent of all Democrats would “definitely” or “probably” say yes to a one-night stand in the Oval Office with a president they found physically and sexually attractive.

…sicko factor is equal among lefties/righties.

51 percent of all Republicans and 67 percent of all Democrats have watched porn with their sexual partners.

…libertarians approve (hopefully they’re all adults).

55 percent of people who attend church every week consider themselves to be “sexually adventurous.

…heh, those holy bible-thumpers!

Americans of both parties say they are more turned on by intelligence than by physical appearance.

…and bridges are for sale, cheaply, and Hillary is a real warm person.

That clinches it.

Fred! or bust!!

Your Jewish Master on January 11, 2008 at 1:55 PM

Hah. “Fred,” and “bust” in the same sentence.

:X :x :x !!!

SECOND LOOK AT INTELLIGENCE

/cheap bridge for sale…

OK: seriously, I need to show this to the wife and let her know we’re behind the curve here ;)