Comments on: Important: The View on monkey sex

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:13:28 +0000

The View has finally showed that it is the Animal Farm of the left as they fill their viewers heads with slush, (OHH!!! the Brain Frezze).

By: RobCon

RobCon — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:24:17 +0000

Thanks Allah – That is 1 minute and 21 seconds of my life that I will never get back.

By: Akzed

Akzed — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 00:50:19 +0000

Huh, I always thought that The View was just a comedy skit on O’Reilly, and here it is an actual show. Well I’ll be.

By: Capitana

Capitana — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:51:43 +0000

Why oh why did I click that… I have to go shower in bleach now.

By: PolitiNOOB

PolitiNOOB — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:43:05 +0000

Too funny. You really can see the parallels being drawn between Burnett’s “map” and the behaviors described in the post JWF linked to; especially with items like “8: Send Me Packing” where she suggests being sent to a spa for the weekend. Funny stuff.

By: Planet Boulder

Planet Boulder — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:09:43 +0000

More Elizabeth Hasslebeck and less of the other three would have been much better for that particular subject (or any other for that matter…*eye candy*).

At least they are handling topics more on their IQ level and staying away from important stuff that is way over their head. Can’t complain about that.

By: William2006

William2006 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:30:16 +0000

I’ve been up for about 24 hours, and I must be more exhausted than I realized.

Why?

I actually watched that clip!

I cannot believe I actually WATCHED THAT CLIP!

What was I thinking?

Afterward, feeling disoriented, I wondered why I watched it when I have so little engergy that I can barely think or get my hands to move.

The people in that flick belong in a zoo. They are more shrill than monkeys in the zoo, and they aren’t nice to look at, either. Also, the noise they make makes about enough sense, or even less sense, than monkeys in the zoo.

I’m going to bed.

Can I please have those few minutes of my life back?

By: build the wall

build the wall — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:15:06 +0000

Stupid is stupid does…

By: joeyb1955

joeyb1955 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:13:37 +0000

I clicked. I watched. Yuk. Still better without Rosie. Still very disgusting.

By: NoFanofLibs

NoFanofLibs — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:36:35 +0000

Please,never mention The View and monkey sex in the same thought again. I need Brain Bleach after that.

By: Pcoop

Pcoop — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:51:55 +0000

Why can’t you do it, why can’t you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it.
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can’t you do it?
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?
monkey
With a monkey
monkey
lalala

Sorry, I had a George Michael moment. It won’t happen again.

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:30:35 +0000

Ms. Behar admits she does not enjoy sex and has to consult the script to understand what is taking place.

Another Lib that can pour pi$$ out of a boot even when the instructions are written on the sole.

By: awesum

awesum — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:10:52 +0000

There is an old saying:

“Don’t get into the gutter to help push others out of it…..You’ll wind up being the only one left in the gutter with no-one to help”

Elizabeth H. is slowly getting herself stuck in that gutter herself…..

She is now feeling compelled to politely comment on the raunchiest of subjects….slowly transitioning to the level of her compadres…..

Liz…..PLEASE leave the gutter before it’s too late

By: tazmebro

tazmebro — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:51:47 +0000

Here I am channel surfing and scroll by the View. Oh!, I see Behar(with a face only a mother could love)talking about monkey sex.

Keep on surfing. Thank G-d for the hand held.

By: MadisonConservative

MadisonConservative — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:52:38 +0000

Thank you. I’m about to pass out from exhaustion. RushBaby wore me out telling me how she’s unlike Erin Burnett.

Good night, everybody!

*applause*

By: wccawa

wccawa — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:51:10 +0000

I will give you the last word, sir. But only this time.

Good night, entelechy…

Good night, madison…

I am off to a warm sunrise, but only after I get through dreamland.

That won’t be a problem tonight, though. What a beautiful day. It was just a great day.

Tower out…

By: MadisonConservative

MadisonConservative — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:45:42 +0000

Dude!

You never protested!

Alpha male beats beta butt everytime. Didn’t you read the rules?

wccawa on January 12, 2008 at 2:39 AM

Yeah, I read ‘em. They said “Warning: Working with partners who donate to Mike Gravel have rocks in their heads.” I was hoping you could save me having to pave my driveway.

*ba dum bum ching*

By: wccawa

wccawa — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:39:00 +0000

*ba dum bum ching*

Dude!

You never protested!

Alpha male beats beta butt everytime. Didn’t you read the rules?

By: MadisonConservative

MadisonConservative — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:35:28 +0000

Yes, and Madison was my dummy.

He always seemed to enjoy that. Don’t ask me…

wccawa on January 12, 2008 at 2:32 AM

If I’m the dummy, why are you the one with your hand up someone’s butt?

*ba dum bum ching*

By: wccawa

wccawa — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:32:46 +0000

Nice. You two seem to be such gentlemen.

Entelechy on January 12, 2008 at 12:13 AM

You, sir/ma’am, are a card. Did I tell you that I was a ventriloquist in my previous life?

Yes, and Madison was my dummy.

He always seemed to enjoy that. Don’t ask me…

By: labrat

labrat — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:23:00 +0000

Click the image to watch.

No thanks, I’m trying to cut down.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:10:33 +0000

Joyless sez: “Don’t look at me”?

Don’t worry about it joyless, looking at you make me wretch.

By: foxforce91

foxforce91 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:06:38 +0000

Joy Behar? Whoopi Goldberg? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I don’t want to EVER imagine either one of them having sex, nor do I ever want to know what methods they try … etc etc. That’s just NASTY.

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:25:27 +0000

You two seem to be such gentlemen.

Entelechy on January 12, 2008 at 12:13 AM

*Looks around for TD* Maybe we should invite them over!

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:13:55 +0000

My friend, I feel like you are my brother.

OH! OHHHHHHHHH!

MadisonConservative on January 11, 2008 at 11:44 PM

Nice. You two seem to be such gentlemen.