Important: The View on monkey sex
posted at 7:30 pm on January 11, 2008 by Allahpundit
Seemed like the right way to end Erin Burnett week on HA. Click the image to watch.
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I’m not watching this clip
ThackerAgency on January 11, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Every week should be Erin Burnett week on HA.
Alex K on January 11, 2008 at 7:32 PM
No, Allah. Two doses of the table of useless idiots in one week is two doses more than enough.
MadisonConservative on January 11, 2008 at 7:33 PM
Why am I so glad Rosie isnt in this clip ?
William Amos on January 11, 2008 at 7:33 PM
Whoopie + talking about sex = nasueous.
BallisticBob on January 11, 2008 at 7:34 PM
this show is so Awkward lol
I love how they can’t say “orgasm” lol
they avoid all the words, it’s like charades gone wrong
spacekicker on January 11, 2008 at 7:34 PM
Didnt Erin call Bush “Monkeyman ?”
talk about alot of subliminal talk in that sentance !
William Amos on January 11, 2008 at 7:36 PM
Matt Hasslebeck scores! Or does he?
SouthernGent on January 11, 2008 at 7:38 PM
Listening to Joy Behar talk about sex is like listening to Hillary talk about economics. I throw up in my mouth a little every time.
HerrMorgenholz on January 11, 2008 at 7:40 PM
Wise decision. Head into the weekend untainted and all.
RushBaby on January 11, 2008 at 7:40 PM
My stomach’s already turning for some reason, otherwise I might actually watch this clip…
NTWR on January 11, 2008 at 7:40 PM
That video gave me eye cancer.
mistermike on January 11, 2008 at 7:42 PM
The female monkeys fake it! That is hilarious!
You guys who can’t stomach the view need to HTFU.
Bad Penny on January 11, 2008 at 7:44 PM
I’m starting to miss the robots.
RedWinged Blackbird on January 11, 2008 at 7:46 PM
I’ve seen a man’s head cut clean off while he was still alive and screaming.
This is too much.
MadisonConservative on January 11, 2008 at 7:49 PM
Goddamit I hate you so much AP.
Good Lt on January 11, 2008 at 7:50 PM
The female robot makes a loud series of clicking noises and emits ozone.
laelaps on January 11, 2008 at 7:50 PM
Behar puts the dumb in dumbing down.
JammieWearingFool on January 11, 2008 at 7:53 PM
Wrong Hasslebeck.
Editor on January 11, 2008 at 7:53 PM
Whoopi’s actually pretty funny.
Yoosaion on January 11, 2008 at 7:57 PM
Crap!
SouthernGent on January 11, 2008 at 7:58 PM
Do these monkeys have as much sex as FredHeads?
HerrMorgenholz on January 11, 2008 at 8:02 PM
“Important: The View on monkey sex”
Wrong. The View IS monkey sex.
petefrt on January 11, 2008 at 8:04 PM
why why why why why why why do we have to watch these hideously stupid women on this hideously stupid show?
Oh wait… ok, I get it. I feel better about my own life now… glad I’m not them.
Thanks.
Gartrip on January 11, 2008 at 8:07 PM
Women that are actually gettin’ some once in a while don’t act like this.
innominatus on January 11, 2008 at 8:17 PM
Thump thump thump…are we there yet? Thump thump thump…are we there yet?
Thump thump thump…are we there yet? Thump thump thump…are we there yet?
mksmithwriter on January 11, 2008 at 8:18 PM
Why is this news worthy? It must be a slow day at HA, huh?
countywolf on January 11, 2008 at 8:19 PM
What type of monkey was it: a New World species or an Old World species? Old World monkeys are far more closely related to humans. I knew an Old World monkey that could change a light bulb–and just one of him, not with two others so that it could be some kind of “How many Old World monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?” A number of species of New World monkeys have prehensile tails; no Old World monkeys do. Do any of you like pizza? I really do like pizza, but I must consume it in moderation as I’m watching my weight.
radjah shelduck on January 11, 2008 at 8:22 PM
Isn’t there a debate or something going on instead? Geez. I’m gonna have nightmares. -shudder-
wccawa on January 11, 2008 at 8:22 PM
Monkey sex. the most meaningful topic i’ve ever seen them talk about.
RMC1618 on January 11, 2008 at 8:23 PM
If there was ever a reason to end the writer’s strike, this clip is it.
c3ichief on January 11, 2008 at 8:23 PM
I’m drinking now.
Thanks Allah.
bert169 on January 11, 2008 at 8:28 PM
Pass.
mattyj86 on January 11, 2008 at 8:37 PM
monkey sex: Joy Behar and Barbara Walters.
CABE on January 11, 2008 at 8:43 PM
I won’t even waste time watching this, but the title alone prompts me to add a funny and related video:
I see your View video and I raise you a clip from one of Dave Chappelle’s stand up acts, in which he reacts to the theory that AIDS started when a human had sex with a monkey. Language warning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9zLK70K-_w
(if you can handle the language, this is one of the funniest things you’ll see)
RightWinged on January 11, 2008 at 8:52 PM
Oh my freaggin ears,I should of worn earmuffs!
Lets set the scene table: So according to the view,excluding
Elizabeth,your out on the balcony
or back yard,enjoying a glass of wine or
beer,enjoying a relaxful evening,and all of
a sudden you hear one and then two screams,and
then before you know it,you hear the Flight of the
Valkyre in the the background to a chorus of high
pitched screaming,ya okay,maybe in Joy Behar’s
nieghborhood,certainly not mine! He He!
canopfor on January 11, 2008 at 8:55 PM
The View, explained.
Entelechy on January 11, 2008 at 8:55 PM
If you know how to pick nits, there’s plenty of monkey sex to be had.
JammieWearingFool on January 11, 2008 at 9:07 PM
Richard Pryor smiles from Heaven.
baldilocks on January 11, 2008 at 9:07 PM
wccawa on January 11, 2008 at 9:28 PM
They’re probably smoking a blunt together. Did Sam have a ‘monkey’ routine? Richard did but I can’t find it on YT.
baldilocks on January 11, 2008 at 9:30 PM
He actually had a monkey routine, but I’ll have to hunt that down.
Sam would make you laugh til til you cried and bled out of your eyes. Then his rock music “act” would make you bleed our of your ears.
I went to one of his shows and I still have scars. SCARS!
To wit.
wccawa on January 11, 2008 at 9:40 PM
Monkey sex rocks. “Do it like a monkey”, I always say.
Did you know this was my first comment on HA after nearly a year of lurking and persistent denial of comment rights?
Did you know that I have no idea why I chose to comment on a subject so odd? Me neither!
But this is what I love about HA: the strange familiarity of abject absurdity.
Well, that and the robot porn.
I’m just saying.
James OK on January 11, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Monkey sex discussed on The Spew?
No comment. No way, no how!
LMAO!
Dave R. on January 11, 2008 at 10:03 PM
I think my blow up doll just said something…
Travis1 on January 11, 2008 at 10:05 PM
That was painful. Can anyone tell me please why this show is still on the air? I just don’t get it.
4shoes on January 11, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Yes I remember. It was really sad when he passed.
baldilocks on January 11, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Ain’t gonna watch it…
It was something like… *POP!* followed by the sound of escaping gas. Take it easy with that thang, will ya?
CliffHanger on January 11, 2008 at 10:26 PM
You’re hilarious!
4shoes on January 11, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Dueling dead comedians? Okay.
baldilocks on January 11, 2008 at 10:29 PM
Not gonna press the play button. Nope. Not gonna do it. I can feel myself getter stupider just by looking at the still image of those intellectually bankrupt cretins.
notta_dhimmi on January 11, 2008 at 10:35 PM
I sure hope not; he’s her brother-in-law.
On the other hand, I hope he does some on-field scoring on Sunday.
Frozen Tex on January 11, 2008 at 10:41 PM
Bwuhahaha! Thanks to this thread, I have now HTFU. :D
itzWicks on January 11, 2008 at 10:42 PM
I enjoyed the clip, but then again I’m a RINO.
thuja on January 11, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Richard Pryor and his pet monkey
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/280478/richard_pryor_pet_monkey/
FishFearMe on January 11, 2008 at 10:47 PM
The homepage caption is “You’re Welcome.” I’m gonna go ahead and assume it was in response to, “Thank you so much for not showing as many The View clips recently.”
This is strike one, Allahpundit. Three strikes and you’re out. Don’t make me go HuffPo VP-DS on you.
OneGyT on January 11, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Precisely. Must read every thread for Hot Air
scholarshipinside jokes.RushBaby on January 11, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Evolution? Nah, more like unintelligent design.
Kini on January 11, 2008 at 11:06 PM
Yup.
But in a very obscene kind of way.
wccawa on January 11, 2008 at 11:18 PM
These women will guide their viewers to a presidential choice. I’m going to shoot myself now.
sheesh on January 11, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Allah, that was just cruel.
Mojave Mark on January 11, 2008 at 11:42 PM
My friend, I feel like you are my brother.
OH! OHHHHHHHHH!
MadisonConservative on January 11, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Thank you!!!
baldilocks on January 11, 2008 at 11:59 PM
One monkey don’t start the show.
Hening on January 11, 2008 at 11:59 PM
Nice. You two seem to be such gentlemen.
Entelechy on January 12, 2008 at 12:13 AM
*Looks around for TD* Maybe we should invite them over!
RushBaby on January 12, 2008 at 12:25 AM
Joy Behar? Whoopi Goldberg? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I don’t want to EVER imagine either one of them having sex, nor do I ever want to know what methods they try … etc etc. That’s just NASTY.
foxforce91 on January 12, 2008 at 1:06 AM
Joyless sez: “Don’t look at me”?
Don’t worry about it joyless, looking at you make me wretch.
csdeven on January 12, 2008 at 2:10 AM
No thanks, I’m trying to cut down.
labrat on January 12, 2008 at 2:23 AM
You, sir/ma’am, are a card. Did I tell you that I was a ventriloquist in my previous life?
Yes, and Madison was my dummy.
He always seemed to enjoy that. Don’t ask me…
wccawa on January 12, 2008 at 2:32 AM
If I’m the dummy, why are you the one with your hand up someone’s butt?
*ba dum bum ching*
MadisonConservative on January 12, 2008 at 2:35 AM
Dude!
You never protested!
Alpha male beats beta butt everytime. Didn’t you read the rules?
wccawa on January 12, 2008 at 2:39 AM
Yeah, I read ‘em. They said “Warning: Working with partners who donate to Mike Gravel have rocks in their heads.” I was hoping you could save me having to pave my driveway.
*ba dum bum ching*
MadisonConservative on January 12, 2008 at 2:45 AM
I will give you the last word, sir. But only this time.
Good night, entelechy…
Good night, madison…
I am off to a warm sunrise, but only after I get through dreamland.
That won’t be a problem tonight, though. What a beautiful day. It was just a great day.
Tower out…
wccawa on January 12, 2008 at 2:51 AM
Thank you. I’m about to pass out from exhaustion. RushBaby wore me out telling me how she’s unlike Erin Burnett.
Good night, everybody!
*applause*
MadisonConservative on January 12, 2008 at 2:52 AM
Here I am channel surfing and scroll by the View. Oh!, I see Behar(with a face only a mother could love)talking about monkey sex.
Keep on surfing. Thank G-d for the hand held.
tazmebro on January 12, 2008 at 5:51 AM
There is an old saying:
“Don’t get into the gutter to help push others out of it…..You’ll wind up being the only one left in the gutter with no-one to help”
Elizabeth H. is slowly getting herself stuck in that gutter herself…..
She is now feeling compelled to politely comment on the raunchiest of subjects….slowly transitioning to the level of her compadres…..
Liz…..PLEASE leave the gutter before it’s too late
awesum on January 12, 2008 at 8:10 AM
Ms. Behar admits she does not enjoy sex and has to consult the script to understand what is taking place.
Another Lib that can pour pi$$ out of a boot even when the instructions are written on the sole.
MSGTAS on January 12, 2008 at 8:30 AM
Why can’t you do it, why can’t you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it.
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can’t you do it?
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?
monkey
With a monkey
monkey
lalala
Sorry, I had a George Michael moment. It won’t happen again.
Pcoop on January 12, 2008 at 8:51 AM
Please,never mention The View and monkey sex in the same thought again. I need Brain Bleach after that.
NoFanofLibs on January 12, 2008 at 9:36 AM
I clicked. I watched. Yuk. Still better without Rosie. Still very disgusting.
joeyb1955 on January 12, 2008 at 10:13 AM
Stupid is stupid does…
build the wall on January 12, 2008 at 10:15 AM
I’ve been up for about 24 hours, and I must be more exhausted than I realized.
Why?
I actually watched that clip!
I cannot believe I actually WATCHED THAT CLIP!
What was I thinking?
Afterward, feeling disoriented, I wondered why I watched it when I have so little engergy that I can barely think or get my hands to move.
The people in that flick belong in a zoo. They are more shrill than monkeys in the zoo, and they aren’t nice to look at, either. Also, the noise they make makes about enough sense, or even less sense, than monkeys in the zoo.
I’m going to bed.
Can I please have those few minutes of my life back?
William2006 on January 12, 2008 at 10:30 AM
More Elizabeth Hasslebeck and less of the other three would have been much better for that particular subject (or any other for that matter…*eye candy*).
At least they are handling topics more on their IQ level and staying away from important stuff that is way over their head. Can’t complain about that.
Planet Boulder on January 12, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Too funny. You really can see the parallels being drawn between Burnett’s “map” and the behaviors described in the post JWF linked to; especially with items like “8: Send Me Packing” where she suggests being sent to a spa for the weekend. Funny stuff.
PolitiNOOB on January 12, 2008 at 4:43 PM
Why oh why did I click that… I have to go shower in bleach now.
Capitana on January 12, 2008 at 6:51 PM
Huh, I always thought that The View was just a comedy skit on O’Reilly, and here it is an actual show. Well I’ll be.
Akzed on January 12, 2008 at 7:50 PM
Thanks Allah – That is 1 minute and 21 seconds of my life that I will never get back.
RobCon on January 13, 2008 at 3:24 PM
The View has finally showed that it is the Animal Farm of the left as they fill their viewers heads with slush, (OHH!!! the Brain Frezze).
MSGTAS on January 14, 2008 at 9:13 AM