Huckabee to Colbert: Be my running mate
posted at 3:00 pm on January 10, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Huck gets off most of the good lines, which is as much a testatment to the tedium of Colbert (sans writers, no less) than his own good humor and sharp wit. I’ve said this before but it’s worth repeating: If he had Fred Thompson’s policies, we’d be calling him the new Reagan. Not even Obama is as likeable as he is.
Anyone read Colby’s “I Am America” book, by the way? My sainted mother gave it to me for Christmas, for reasons not yet explained. Two hours of reading, one laugh.
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Vote for the republican candidate that you like the least.
Mcguyver on January 10, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Letterman I could handle. This just makes me like Huck less.
MadisonConservative on January 10, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Huck did fine. In fact, for a politician he did excellently.
bnelson44 on January 10, 2008 at 3:09 PM
Is it just me or does Huckabee look like Gomer Pyle in a tie? Do we really want Gomer representing our country to the world? Just a thought.
Torch on January 10, 2008 at 3:10 PM
No, but he does look like a blue collar American not a CEO.
bnelson44 on January 10, 2008 at 3:13 PM
If we could take several candidates in the GOP field (Several of Fred’s policies, McCain’s foreign policy, Rudy’s crime fighting and advisers, Huckabee’s personality, etc.), we’d have a hell of a candidate.
Mrs. Allahpundit? :-)
amerpundit on January 10, 2008 at 3:15 PM
“Be a Huckabee, not a huckawas.”
Come on, that was pretty funny.
DMeNTe on January 10, 2008 at 3:16 PM
Fred Thompson’s ideas, Mike Huckabee’s tongue, Giuliani’s fight, Mitt’s management and McCain’s campaign style = unstoppable.
Spirit of 1776 on January 10, 2008 at 3:17 PM
Ha! Is it possible to be likeable and hated by all, all at the same time?
Zetterson on January 10, 2008 at 3:18 PM
Make that Two shows I’ve never seen: Law & Order and now The Colbert Report.
I’ve ONLY seen him in the debates and he comes off as anything but likeable. What do I know though? I thought Republicans would rally behind a true conservative and send McCain packing. If it’s McCain/Huckleberry in November. I’m voting for Lyndon LaRouche.
edgehead on January 10, 2008 at 3:18 PM
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
Utah Boy on January 10, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Is it just me or does Huckabee look like Gomer Pyle in a tie?
A little. But the one he really looks like is the “chef” who does the Campbell’s soup made with sea salt commercial. Anyone seen that one? It’s uncanny.
kcd on January 10, 2008 at 3:21 PM
Any chance of getting those two hours back?
Frozen Tex on January 10, 2008 at 3:23 PM
You know what, it was Mike Huckabee’s first appearance on the Colbert Report when I first noticed the signs that he was bad for the Republican Party and bad for America. Maybe after this is all over Mike can get a job as a sideshow on the Colbert Report, or maybe as a guest host.
Just like Colbert he puts on the jacket of a Republican and creates a parody of what Republicans are. Pretending to be conservative just insults the real conservatives. Two peas in a pod. At least Colbert is doing it as a joke, Huckabee is serious.
I agree, Huckabee gives off a Gomer Pyle vibe. Just as he is too small for his suits, he is similarly to small for the office of President.
Tim Pancoast on January 10, 2008 at 3:25 PM
Stick ‘em all in the transporter chamber from “The Fly”. Just hope we don’t get something with Fred’s laziness, Huck’s soul, Guiliani’s cross-dressing, Mitt’s slickness, and McCain’s takes on the First Amendment and amnesty.
Frozen Tex on January 10, 2008 at 3:25 PM
This has to be one of the most contrived things I a have ever seen.
cat-scratch on January 10, 2008 at 3:27 PM
Can you imagine Mitt on one of these shows? He would be like “Are you serious?” “huh” “You wannna be my running mate?”
froghat on January 10, 2008 at 3:29 PM
kcd on January 10, 2008 at 3:21 PM
Yeah, he does look like that guy more than Gomer. I didn’t think of him at all.
Torch on January 10, 2008 at 3:29 PM
I know it’s a “comedy” show and he’s trying to keep it light, but I just see a man who is willing to say anything to be popular.
Spolitics on January 10, 2008 at 3:30 PM
…result of the writers strike. ugh.
pdxguy on January 10, 2008 at 3:31 PM
My condolences. Stephen Colbert is about as amusing as a calculus exam.
Ever consider the posibility that your “sainted mother” doesn’t like you very much?
Mike Honcho on January 10, 2008 at 3:32 PM
I don’t know who scares me more, Huck or McCain…sigh
kcd on January 10, 2008 at 3:34 PM
I think Dave Barry hit the nail on the head when he pointed out how much Huck looks like President Charles Logan from 24.
SteakRules on January 10, 2008 at 3:40 PM
I don’t get it… the ADVERTISEMENT before the clip plays for me, but the clip won’t play.
DaveS on January 10, 2008 at 3:40 PM
I did enjoy his date compatibility quiz.
What would you do for Love?
A. Anything
B. Not That
If you were in an Ayn Rand novel, what character would you be?
A. Howard Roark.
B. Elisworth Toohey
C. That Guy From “Anthem”
D. A Jerk.
Keljeck on January 10, 2008 at 3:42 PM
Yeah, can you imagine Thomas Jefferson or Abraham Lincoln sitting there doing this garbage? I love the way you use one’s ability to be mindlessly amusing through scripted poll tested jokes as a qualification for President of the United States. And you actually consider that a viable attack against a candidate for POTUS. Get a life dude.
Zetterson on January 10, 2008 at 3:43 PM
Huck’s funny; in the early debates I hoped he’d stick around, if only to keep it light. His Chuck Norris Facts ad was arguably the first amusing GOP spot of the campaign.
Funny can be a good thing for a president; I still have a well-weathered VHS copy of “Stand-up Reagan.”
If only there were more to like about Huck than his mouth.
sulla on January 10, 2008 at 3:46 PM
Ole Huck sure is a comedian. We need a President. Not stand up comedy, not a preacher, a PRESIDENT.
stenwin77 on January 10, 2008 at 3:49 PM
Chuck Norris will be crushed.
BKennedy on January 10, 2008 at 3:58 PM
I thought the book was hilarious. I haven’t finished it yet, but the title alone gets me rolling. Come on, “I am America. And so can you!” How does that not make you laugh?
Its Tommy on January 10, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Starting to look like were going to be stuck with Grumpy McAmnesty.
ronsfi on January 10, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Do you mean record of his past policies? His platform as shown on his website is pretty conservative. It just doesn’t reflect anything he’s done or sought after during his actual political career. If I really believed he would push for an assumption tax as his website claims as the sole source for federal income, and that he could actually get it done, I’d vote him. Unfortunately, because of his record, I don’t trust his statement of intended policies.
For that matter, Fred has kind of a crappy (though mostly empty) record as well. His name isn’t on the bill, but McCain-Feingold was a Fred Thompson deal.
Jens on January 10, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Easily.
Jim Treacher on January 10, 2008 at 4:08 PM
Colbert is a frikin genius
Opinionnation on January 10, 2008 at 4:10 PM
C’mon, one laugh? I’ve read every crap book that our side has put out this year (the Ann Coulter “greatest hits” clip-show book was particularly insulting to my wallet). I got plenty of funny out of Colbert’s book. The religion chapter… the chapter on animals… Yeah, a lot of the comedy followed a formula, but then, single malt with a splash of water has a formula, too, and I keep going back to that.
a4g on January 10, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Hmmm pneumatic tube… would it just fire illegal immigrants? How about presidential candidates?
Weebork on January 10, 2008 at 4:18 PM
I can’t tell; is that sarcasm? I think it isn’t, and you’re just an idiot.
Jaibones on January 10, 2008 at 4:29 PM
So, now a candidate feels compelled to joust with a misfit, whose only claim to fame was to play a closet homosexual on Strangers With Candy?
If there was anywhere else to go, I’d go. This nation has become a joke. I am sickened at the thought of witnessing the decline of a great country.
OhEssYouCowboys on January 10, 2008 at 4:33 PM
Huckasucks.
CABE on January 10, 2008 at 4:35 PM
I’m in the lab now. I’ll work on some cloning and splicing to get us the perfect candidate. Can anyone get me some DNA samples?
Is it me or do you think the Huckandpuke needs to get his running shoes on a little more often?
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on January 10, 2008 at 4:40 PM
I was thinking the same thing! The actor who plays the chef really does resemble him.
That commercial runs all the time on Fox News. A bit too often, IMO!
Huckabee should do some sort of “play on words” political ad similar to that commercial and say something exciting at the end like, “Change Rocks.”
Oh wait…that saying has already been stolen – by the Obama-rama-ding-dong camp – from the teenager who started and patented the phrase for a jewelry company he started…
Guess we can add the sin of “theft” to the long line of Obama lies, public policy flaws, and terribe Marxist worldview policies!
Christinewjc on January 10, 2008 at 4:45 PM
Oh cmon, its like watching white guys dance… Its funny. (from the guy who invented the white man’s overbite).
I’m not a Huck guy but lets not take ourselves too seriously.
@ntif@n on January 10, 2008 at 4:47 PM
I’d never watched Colbert before, but my first impression is that he’s kind of obnoxious. The jokes at the beginning, before we saw Huck, didn’t seem funny either.
OneGyT on January 10, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Huck is clever and works well off-the-cuff; but then, so did Bubba.
PolitiNOOB on January 10, 2008 at 4:54 PM
OK, since you asked so nicely, vote for me for President.
ThackerAgency on January 10, 2008 at 5:06 PM
I just don’t see it. He comes off to me as a fakey, gosh durn I’m just a good ol’ boy type guy who puts on the goober act to distract you while his buddy picks your pocket, ransacks your car and steals your hubcaps. The smile he appears to be smiling at you is really at his buddy who is behind you making obscene gestures at you. I thought that before I knew anything about his record or policies.
My impressions is that the difference between him and Slick Willy is that Slick knows he is a lying SOB and knows you know he is a lying SOB and his laughter is letting you in on the joke about how he is lying to you and screwing you over, whereas Huck’s laughter is a self-righteous laughter at his lessors.
deepdiver on January 10, 2008 at 5:12 PM
Allah, I agree, Colbert’s book just wasn’t funny. It was…strained…
warrenmr on January 10, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Go Chuckabee
Drtuddle on January 10, 2008 at 5:30 PM
this was good. not fantastic, but pretty good.
Drunk Report on January 10, 2008 at 5:42 PM
Fred Thompson who constantly voted with liberals time after time, in blocking tort reform!
Yea, Listen to the Fred’s Panders NOT what he actually did in office..
Or fred weak immigration record, why listen to his panders look at his record and it doesn’t match his rhetoric..
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/09/05/washtimes-fred-soft-on-illegals-in-senate-voting-record/
Chakra Hammer on January 10, 2008 at 5:58 PM
Heh. The evil twin.
Who are you putting on the bottom of the ticket?
Spirit of 1776 on January 10, 2008 at 6:06 PM
I can’t look at Huckabee’s eyes.
larkydozer on January 10, 2008 at 6:06 PM
Wow. I would really much rather have a President who doesn’t go on the Comedy central shows. Being funny should not be a requirement for being Commander in Chief.
The dumbing down of America continues.
joncoltonis on January 10, 2008 at 6:13 PM
Check it out, from 3:29 in:
Colbert: “Are we the candidates who believe Jesus and the Devil were brothers?”
Huckabee: “No, that’s not us. But I’ll send you a memo on that, and I’ll underline all the parts in red that we need to believe.”
That was the most smooth-as-ice appeal to evangelicals I have ever seen. Let it be known that I’m an evangelical Christian and I do not like Huckabee in any way, but that’s almost enough to make me reconsider my vote. Very artfully done.
steadyrock on January 10, 2008 at 7:35 PM
Interesting analysis. Read this news story below and guess who the Nashua Telegraph is talking about.
http://race42008.com/2008/01/09/more-attacks-on-a-conservatives-credentials/
Yes, you guessed it right it was Reagan. I’m not defending tax increases or anything of that sort. I’m just saying that there is vast similarities between how Huck is being attacked by people like the CFG and how Reagan was attacked for talking so beautifully and not having a record to back it up. Huck’s record is 10 times better than his.
Keep an open mind on Huckabee like you all are with Romney. After all Romney raised fees in Massachusetts so that he won’t be attacked for raising ‘taxes’. He run down the state with a deficit and jobs were lost in Massachusetts after his 4 year tenure. Romney had an abysmal approval rating by 2006 and he wouldn’t have won reelection as Governor.
justinok on January 10, 2008 at 7:37 PM
Touché. It is remarkably unfunny.
Lambeaux on January 10, 2008 at 7:42 PM
I liked it
Richard Bushnell on January 10, 2008 at 7:45 PM
There’s our standup in chief.
ronsfi on January 10, 2008 at 7:58 PM
Huckabee’s about as good at deadpanning scripted one-liners as Al Gore is. Unfortunately that kind of “charisma” (if that’s what you want to call it) is paper thin. This Abbot and Costello buddy-buddy routine will turn ugly as Hell if Huckabee gets nominated to replace George Bush as the liberal media’s Most Evil Man In The Universe.
OF COURSE liberals aren’t fawning over Mike Huckabee because they want the Democrats to lose in November. This will all blow up in his face once the primary is over and the people he’s shown America are his most trusted friends all turn on him like a pack of rabid pit bulls.
logis on January 10, 2008 at 9:29 PM
We have the technology.
wakka-chakka wakka-chakka wakka-chakka..
Reaps on January 10, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Huck is funny. I hope he gets his own show after he loses the primary, and makes a lot of money and keeps Republicans honest on pro-life issues.
joewm315 on January 10, 2008 at 11:08 PM
That link brought me to the wrong poll. I wasn’t paying attention. Until I saw the results…I accidentally voted for Chucklebee. It said least so I said that’s easy, then the results page said best chance. I shouldn’t do polls so early in the morning. I left you a comment on the site. Subtract a Huck. And please, don’t hate me.
PowWow on January 11, 2008 at 5:46 AM
I don’t think we should be so quick to disregard the pneumatic canon idea. Funny stuff!
drjeep on January 11, 2008 at 9:01 AM
Can Bill O retire so this tired Colbert act can finally be retired? Please?!
Malpaso on January 11, 2008 at 10:01 AM
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