Comments on: Video: Jackie’s Christmas message

By: The Monster

The Monster — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:41:35 +0000

I know. I think Hitch would be more susceptible to a bass.

I’m surprised. I’d figured him as more susceptible to a mezzo-soprano than to a bass. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

By: thejackal

thejackal — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:12:19 +0000

Subliminal religious imagery? Don’t these people know that the fish was the original symbol for Christianity?

And just to prevent Doriangrey from beating me to it, “Yes, Christopher Hitchens drinks like a fish.”

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

By: MirCat

MirCat — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:42:12 +0000

Woulda been ok if not for the ‘Two days later’ bit

- The Cat

By: ReubenJCogburn

ReubenJCogburn — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:32:52 +0000

All that stands between Hitchens and The Way is a single smooth-talking mechanical bass…

No way, dude–Hitch would relate way better to a carp. Heh.

By: Kini

Kini — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:37:08 +0000

I’m having a Bass Ale right now! It speaks to me!

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:26:04 +0000

I know. I think Hitch would be more susceptible to a bass.

Allahpundit on December 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM

OMG AP made a funny, alrighty then.

By: petefrt

petefrt — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:53:53 +0000

I’d rather listen to a catfish than eat one.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:22:15 +0000

Those blasphemers will burn in eternal hell fire.
That’ll warm the cockles of their Christmas spirit.

By: Kini

Kini — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:43:42 +0000

That fish is GOD. It’s a Jesus Fish.

By: baldilocks

baldilocks — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:25:14 +0000

NRA4Freedom on December 24, 2007 at 10:49 AM

I’m a Christian and I thought it was funny. And besides, the Original King of Comedy is God.

By: Bad Candy

Bad Candy — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:59:56 +0000

NRA4Freedom on December 24, 2007 at 10:49 AM

Lighten up, Francis.

Well, I found it funny. But I’m not Christian, so I’m not sure if I’m allowed to laugh at Christian jokes. Could someone check with the PC police for me?

Meryl Yourish on December 24, 2007 at 11:27 AM

Sorry, you’re going to have to come with us, you’re in violation of PC thoughtcode, you are to be taken to the PC Police Detention Center immediately for processing and reeducation.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:53:18 +0000

hehe…”bible fish”. I’m having flashbacks of HITCHIKER’S GUIDE.

Well, I thought it was funny.

By: Meryl Yourish

Meryl Yourish — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:27:54 +0000

Well, I found it funny. But I’m not Christian, so I’m not sure if I’m allowed to laugh at Christian jokes. Could someone check with the PC police for me?

By: csdeven

csdeven — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:19:21 +0000

I don’t think they were making fun of scripture. It seemed to be aimed at the candidates that are using Christmas and religion to buy votes.

By: NRA4Freedom

NRA4Freedom — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:49:00 +0000

Making jest with the written word of the living God, and at this time of year no less. And that’s somehow funny?

Ah well, I guess it’s just lucky they weren’t using a Koran, they’d have a bounty on their heads then…

By: doriangrey

doriangrey — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:47:37 +0000

Offered without one bit-o-snark! AP must be softening towards Murfreesboro’s Favorite Sons.

eeyore on December 24, 2007 at 10:03 AM

Meh…Thats only because he accidentally bought the ~~decaffeinated~~ de-snarked eggnog yesterday and has been hitting pretty hard all night…

By: eeyore

eeyore — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:03:27 +0000

Offered without one bit-o-snark! AP must be softening towards Murfreesboro’s Favorite Sons.

By: doriangrey

doriangrey — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:44:14 +0000

I know. I think Hitch would be more susceptible to a bass.

Allahpundit on December 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM

More like a giant King Crab…Kind of fitting with his personality, ok well a giant drunken King Crab…

By: SWLiP

SWLiP — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:20:27 +0000

It sounds more like one of Ace’s magical negroes.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:18:39 +0000

The true meaning of Christmas…

AND

Get that bible out of here.

A metaphor for all of the secular progressives out there.

By: shick

shick — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:04:17 +0000

I was going to say the same. That sounds like Fred! That was funny.

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:03:29 +0000

I know. I think Hitch would be more susceptible to a bass.

By: SouthernDem

SouthernDem — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:03:17 +0000

That’s no catfish, that’s Fred Thompson.

By: RedWinged Blackbird

RedWinged Blackbird — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:02:13 +0000

That’s a catfish, AP.