Video: Jackie’s Christmas message

posted at 8:55 am on December 24, 2007 by Allahpundit

All that stands between Hitchens and The Way is a single smooth-talking mechanical bass…

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That’s a catfish, AP.

RedWinged Blackbird on December 24, 2007 at 9:02 AM

That’s no catfish, that’s Fred Thompson.

SouthernDem on December 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM

I know. I think Hitch would be more susceptible to a bass.

Allahpundit on December 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM

I was going to say the same. That sounds like Fred! That was funny.

shick on December 24, 2007 at 9:04 AM

The true meaning of Christmas…

AND

Get that bible out of here.

A metaphor for all of the secular progressives out there.

Mojave Mark on December 24, 2007 at 9:18 AM

It sounds more like one of Ace’s magical negroes.

SWLiP on December 24, 2007 at 9:20 AM

I know. I think Hitch would be more susceptible to a bass.

Allahpundit on December 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM

More like a giant King Crab…Kind of fitting with his personality, ok well a giant drunken King Crab…

doriangrey on December 24, 2007 at 9:44 AM

Offered without one bit-o-snark! AP must be softening towards Murfreesboro’s Favorite Sons.

eeyore on December 24, 2007 at 10:03 AM

Offered without one bit-o-snark! AP must be softening towards Murfreesboro’s Favorite Sons.

eeyore on December 24, 2007 at 10:03 AM

Meh…Thats only because he accidentally bought the decaffeinated de-snarked eggnog yesterday and has been hitting pretty hard all night…

doriangrey on December 24, 2007 at 10:47 AM

Making jest with the written word of the living God, and at this time of year no less. And that’s somehow funny?

Ah well, I guess it’s just lucky they weren’t using a Koran, they’d have a bounty on their heads then…

NRA4Freedom on December 24, 2007 at 10:49 AM

I don’t think they were making fun of scripture. It seemed to be aimed at the candidates that are using Christmas and religion to buy votes.

csdeven on December 24, 2007 at 11:19 AM

Well, I found it funny. But I’m not Christian, so I’m not sure if I’m allowed to laugh at Christian jokes. Could someone check with the PC police for me?

Meryl Yourish on December 24, 2007 at 11:27 AM

hehe…”bible fish”. I’m having flashbacks of HITCHIKER’S GUIDE.

Well, I thought it was funny.

tickleddragon on December 24, 2007 at 12:53 PM

NRA4Freedom on December 24, 2007 at 10:49 AM

Lighten up, Francis.

Well, I found it funny. But I’m not Christian, so I’m not sure if I’m allowed to laugh at Christian jokes. Could someone check with the PC police for me?

Meryl Yourish on December 24, 2007 at 11:27 AM

Sorry, you’re going to have to come with us, you’re in violation of PC thoughtcode, you are to be taken to the PC Police Detention Center immediately for processing and reeducation.

Bad Candy on December 24, 2007 at 12:59 PM

NRA4Freedom on December 24, 2007 at 10:49 AM

I’m a Christian and I thought it was funny. And besides, the Original King of Comedy is God.

baldilocks on December 24, 2007 at 2:25 PM

That fish is GOD. It’s a Jesus Fish.

Kini on December 24, 2007 at 2:43 PM

Those blasphemers will burn in eternal hell fire.
That’ll warm the cockles of their Christmas spirit.

TheSitRep on December 24, 2007 at 3:22 PM

I’d rather listen to a catfish than eat one.

petefrt on December 24, 2007 at 3:53 PM

I know. I think Hitch would be more susceptible to a bass.

Allahpundit on December 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM

OMG AP made a funny, alrighty then.

sonnyspats1 on December 24, 2007 at 4:26 PM

I’m having a Bass Ale right now! It speaks to me!

Kini on December 24, 2007 at 4:37 PM

All that stands between Hitchens and The Way is a single smooth-talking mechanical bass…

No way, dude–Hitch would relate way better to a carp. Heh.

ReubenJCogburn on December 24, 2007 at 8:32 PM

Woulda been ok if not for the ‘Two days later’ bit

- The Cat

MirCat on December 25, 2007 at 12:42 AM

Subliminal religious imagery? Don’t these people know that the fish was the original symbol for Christianity?

And just to prevent Doriangrey from beating me to it, “Yes, Christopher Hitchens drinks like a fish.”

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

thejackal on December 25, 2007 at 1:12 PM

I know. I think Hitch would be more susceptible to a bass.

I’m surprised. I’d figured him as more susceptible to a mezzo-soprano than to a bass. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

The Monster on December 25, 2007 at 11:41 PM