Video: The human smurf
posted at 9:18 am on December 21, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Judging from the beard, this would be Papa. Question: If it’s to the point where you can’t be seen in public because you’re freaking everyone out, why not just move to LA and get some sort of elaborate facial tattoo that integrates the blue into it? From freak to badass overnight.
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WTF?
Jared_MA on December 21, 2007 at 9:22 AM
It’s not easy being
greenblue.PattyAnn on December 21, 2007 at 9:23 AM
Actually he does say that he moved to CA from Oregon because people couldn’t deal with it there.
Number 2 on December 21, 2007 at 9:23 AM
This thread is worthless without pics of Smurfette.
Hoodlumman on December 21, 2007 at 9:24 AM
Based on what we saw, I would say he is on strong manic-depressive drugs as well.
Sensei Ern on December 21, 2007 at 9:27 AM
The story I read yesterday says he hasn’t stopped taking colloidal silver, the stuff that’s supposedly making him blue. I suspect he actually likes it this way. Sort of an inflated scrotum man who can still go out in public.
flipflop on December 21, 2007 at 9:31 AM
He’s too heavy to join the Blue Man Group.
O-Dub on December 21, 2007 at 9:34 AM
You’re nuts.
This man is Papa Smurf come to life.
Nessuno on December 21, 2007 at 9:41 AM
Little Britain already did this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MgRhsth11k
Damian P. on December 21, 2007 at 9:46 AM
And what does this story have to do with Fred D Thomspon?
TheSitRep on December 21, 2007 at 9:55 AM
Papa Smurf is dead!!?? How? When?
Zetterson on December 21, 2007 at 10:01 AM
I’ve got five bucks that says he wasn’t all that fond of going out in public in the first place.
TexasDan on December 21, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Some people just go way too far in protecting themselves against vampires.
Hollowpoint on December 21, 2007 at 10:42 AM
Doesn’t like to go out in public and still taking colloidal silver which makes him have the blues?
But he’ll go on CNN to give an interview.
Uh huh. When’s the book and / or movie come out?
BowHuntingTexas on December 21, 2007 at 10:42 AM
Fred should totally dye his skin blue. That will surge him in the polls.
hinduconservative on December 21, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Hoodlumman on December 21, 2007 at 9:24 AM
Nessuno on December 21, 2007 at 9:41 AM
You’re nuts.
Not a Farker, Nessuno?
DaveS on December 21, 2007 at 11:09 AM
Kind of reminds me of this guy too!
http://portuguese.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0376994/Ss/0376994/staging11.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0376994
Nineball on December 21, 2007 at 11:12 AM
It’ll be a bluuueeeee Christmas without you….
Frozen Tex on December 21, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Im guessing Charlie has not perfected Willy’s recipe yet either…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=heWF-2ci3wo
ttevolla on December 21, 2007 at 12:22 PM
Dude, that CAN’T be healthy.
Alden Pyle on December 21, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Papa Smurf is running Jurassic Park?!?!?
rbb on December 21, 2007 at 12:51 PM
this guy is the real life Tobias Funke. not just the blue man thing, but the whole ‘all i have to do to get better is remove the transplant, but i won’t’ mentality. when’s the fundraiser?
AdrianG on December 21, 2007 at 12:57 PM
I imagine the internal silver eliminates the need for the external tin foil hat.
BL@KBIRD on December 21, 2007 at 1:07 PM
His hands didn’t look blue.
crosspatch on December 21, 2007 at 1:24 PM
I’ll join the chorus and say he looks seperated at birth from This Guy.
Mike D. on December 21, 2007 at 1:24 PM
I know there’s a joke about Euell Gibbons and a bowl of Grape Nuts in there somewhere… but I don’t want to be the one
SilverStar830 on December 21, 2007 at 4:52 PM
What in blue blazes?!
boomer on December 21, 2007 at 7:50 PM
Wasn’t there a Loser . . . er, Libertarian Party Presidential candidate who turned himself blue with the same stuff. Believe he did it to prepare for Y2K, if I’m not mistaken.
srhoades on December 21, 2007 at 11:16 PM
If he holds his breath long enough, he ceases to exist.
Jim Treacher on December 22, 2007 at 1:36 AM
pffft, this is old news… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Jones
rkba on December 22, 2007 at 4:02 AM