I guess the Huckster was about due for a little speaking in tongues.

ReubenJCogburn on December 21, 2007 at 9:26 PM

nationspatriotcom on December 22, 2007 at 1:37 AM

If you’d take your ball and go home over a harmless humor post, which was only having fun with the Huckster’s own joke about playing the tape backwards, then you aren’t going to be happy anywhere that isn’t a complete echo chamber. Good luck finding a place where playing an audio clip backwards is considered “toilet humor”.

Any takers on how long before this post gets yanked for daring to speak out for what I think, criticizing the All-Powerful AP?

My money’s on this post staying up forever, just so everyone can see you being whiny and obnoxious.

ReubenJCogburn on December 22, 2007 at 10:02 AM

nationspatriotcom on December 22, 2007 at 11:43 PM

Weren’t you going to go off and cry somewhere like a whiny little b*tch? Or did you just decide to stay here and be a whiny little b*tch instead? Apparently your reading comprehension hasn’t improved, but then it’s probably difficult to read through all the tears. Plus the constant pains in your vag*na must get pretty distracting. That probably explains your brilliant response to my statement of

If you’d take your ball and go home over a harmless humor post, which was only having fun with the Huckster’s own joke about playing the tape backwards, then you aren’t going to be happy anywhere that isn’t a complete echo chamber.

which was

So you admit this IS just an echo chamber.

Way to read the exact opposite meaning to what I typed, genius. No, I didn’t admit anything that even resembled what you said. You’re the one that isn’t happy here, because it’s not an echo chamber for your narrow little views. Which is why you threatened to take your ball and go home in the first place (in your post at 1:37 AM, which you’ll notice is still up there.) I’m happy here, because unlike you I can actually handle being exposed to a variety of viewpoints without pitching a little b*tch fit. That’s why I wasn’t the one threatening to leave. I hope you can manage to grasp it on the second try, because I don’t think I can dumb it down any more for you.

Then you answered my statement of

Good luck finding a place where playing an audio clip backwards is considered “toilet humor”.

With

So your standard is that it’s supposed to be “toilet humor”?

No, dipsh*t. My standard is that things that are referred to as “toilet humor” by idiots actually BE toilet humor. This video wasn’t toilet humor, but you clearly don’t have a clue as to the meaning of the term or you wouldn’t have called it that. Here’s the definition of toilet humor:

Toilet humour or scatological humour is a type of off-colour humour dealing with defecation, urination, regurgitation and other bodily functions.

A tape played backwards with a bunch of random words–none of which involve bodily functions–isn’t toilet humor. Not to anyone who actually understands what the term means, anyway. That’s why I was mocking you by telling you (once again)

Good luck finding a place where playing an audio clip backwards is considered “toilet humor”.

Because the likelihood of finding anybody else who has as poor a grasp as you do on that term is pretty slim. But you were too ignorant to even know that I was making fun of you. Sorry, it was my bad–once again, I didn’t dumb it down enough for you.

Then when you said

Any takers on how long before this post gets yanked for daring to speak out for what I think, criticizing the All-Powerful AP?

And I said

My money’s on this post staying up forever, just so everyone can see you being whiny and obnoxious.

See, you were the one betting that your post would get taken down, as if AP would feel threatened by you whining like a little girl. And you were as right about your post getting yanked as you’ve been about pretty much everything else, which is not at all. Your post is still up there (you know, above us?) at 1:37 AM, and if nobody’s taken it down by now they aren’t likely to. Which means it’s going to stay right up there forever, or as close to forever as blog time gets. But once again, you obviously couldn’t even handle that elementary concept, because you said

I’ll take that bet, Reuben. New here? Obviously. Only heated headlines that draw hundreds of comments stay up for more than a few days, and usually those are on religion.

Yeah, too bad you didn’t write a headline, dumbass, because then that would apply. But you wrote a comment. That comment will stay in the thread (you’ll have to look that term up yourself, because I’m getting tired of carrying your weak ass) that’s linked to the headline until someone deletes it. (Which, you know, hasn’t happened yet.) What the headlines do on the main page has nothing to do with whether or not they erase your post, unless they erased the entire thread. Which means that your lame attempt at a “gotcha” just made you look like a moron again.

And no, I’m not new here. I’ve been a regular here for over a year. But the fact that you thought I was new just demonstrates once again that you don’t have a f—–g clue what the hell you’re talking about. It’s uncanny. And you aren’t even close to being worth wasting this much time on, but it was too much fun pointing out your laundry list of errors for me to pass up. I think I’m done with you, though–pointing out all the stupid things you say and do would probably be a full-time job, and I just don’t have that kind of time. Sorry.

Oh, and even if I wasn’t a regular here, and this was my very first day, that wouldn’t make you any smarter or less of a pussy. Merry Christmas.

ReubenJCogburn on December 23, 2007 at 6:48 AM