Ah, yes. My memory is almost as short as a 9/12er’s.

HUCKASCMUCK! HUCKASCMUCK! HUCKASCHMUCK!

Frozen Tex on December 20, 2007 at 12:14 PM

Sounds like Miracle Max’s wife in Princess Bride, don’t it?
“Humpadinck Humpadinck Humpadinck!”
(Max covers ears) “I’m not lissteennnning! Nobody’s hearing nothin’!”

careful. if you say that five times in front of a mirror, he will show up in your house…and pardon someone who will KILL YOU.

sulla on December 20, 2007 at 1:24 PM

AAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

BUT I DON’T WANT HIM IN MY HOUSE!

HUCKASCMUCK! HUCKASCMUCK! HUCKASCHMUCK!

careful. if you say that five times in front of a mirror, he will show up in your house…and pardon someone who will KILL YOU.

shick on December 20, 2007 at 12:42 PM

Just to make sure you get where I’m going, reference the update in this post.

This is not a road I’d like to see the end of.

Maybe Mr. Huckabee should give a sermon to his son and to Michael Vick about why it is morally wrong to kill dogs.

Larraby on December 20, 2007 at 11:52 AM

Maybe Michael Vick is The High Reverend Huckster’s illegitimate son.

Could be, both named Mike.

I’m just asking a question now, like don’t Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil are brothers, was just a question.

To quote Barnett, “The bottom line rationale for his candidacy is frighteningly close to that of a Jesse Jackson campaign.

Frighteningly close?

What?

The High Reverend Huckster eclipsed the revereeeeend Jackson so time ago.

Agreed. I apologize for mistaking your sarcasm. I thought you were being “sincerely”.

Heh. I’m Baptist, and I consider him a “Fellow Baptist” about as much as I do Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton.

Oh, I think he’s a fellow Baptist; I just think he has Christ’s message to personally help those in need mixed up with governmentally helping those in need. If he took Christ’s personal commandments as a governmental responsibility, then by that definition, it is the government’s role to convert the nation/world to Christianity (which would be unconstitutional).

You can’t have it both ways, Huck. Are Christ’s messages and commandments personal or not?

shick on December 20, 2007 at 11:48 AM

B-b-b-b-ut it’s so unfair, don’t you see?

Question Huck’s immigration policies (pre-flip)? Attacking his Christianity.

Question Huck’s outrageous number of pardons/communtations? Attacking his Christianity.

Question Huck’s tax-raising record as Arkansas Governor? Attacking his Christianity.

Question Huck’s Carter-esque foreign policy ideas? Attacking his Christianity.

Don’t you see? THOU SHALT NOT QUESTION HUCK!!! Or we will walk away from the party.

Sincerely,

Lee Harris
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Screw you guys, I’m going home.

Sincerely,

Eric Cartman

His use of religion to promote his campaign is different from a certain other religion who puts all of their power in their religious leaders how???
/there I said it

LakeRuins on December 20, 2007 at 11:54 AM

They’ll dance around it during the primaries, but you can bet it would be prime eating for the dems in the general.

HUCKASCMUCK! HUCKASCMUCK! HUCKASCHMUCK!

Isn’t that fun? Try it for yourselves!

Mike Huckabee is a modern day Pharisee.

BKennedy on December 20, 2007 at 10:31 AM

Heh. I’m Baptist, and I consider him a “Fellow Baptist” about as much as I do Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton.

Thankfully, not all Baptists are buying it.

That’s a relief.

How many INDEPENDENTS out there who will vote in the general election — the ones who pushed Bush over the top in ’04 but who deserted the GOP in ’06 — how many of THEM will be persuaded to vote for the GOP if your Christian Crusade represents the party in ’08?

Or how many of those independents will be TURNED OFF by the Christianization of the election process and stay away in ’08 just like they did in ’06?

Not to mention moderate “Reagan democrats” who are also crucial in any swing state.

Either way, your point would be?

Esthier on December 20, 2007 at 11:24 AM

It was a joke. No point at all.