Red Eye: It’s so racy, if Greg’s basement were pit row, the safety word would be a yellow flag!

Or:
Redeye: It’s so racy, if Greg were a team owner, he’d invite young drivers into his cockpit.

‘No Stopping on Bridge’ signs will save Florida, and Hillary on a date Newsom may create the ultra liberal that the Demoncrates are looking for.

That’s not true. He also shows up on postings dealing with NASCAR.

That is so true. Which explains why I am going to post a piece about why Red Eye should become a Nascar sponsor.

Red Eye: It’s so racy, if Greg’s basement were pit row, the safety word would be a yellow flag!

Note to Levy:

AP -

Taking a cue from AP’s conspiracy book, why does Levy only show up on postings dealing with Red Eye? A Jewish Conspiracy? Media moguls in cahootz? Joseph Smith saw a “Native American”?

Why the heck am I not in on this then! I’ll demand answers from my JCC morrow… or get wasted since it’s break.

And, Mr. Levy, the placement of these miscreants is due to the fact that these perverts must live some x number of yards from schools, neighborhoods with children etc.

Uh, yeah, that was kinda the point of the story. Who’s insipid?

My point was that if these people are still a danger then they should still be in prison. Why can murderers get out of prison with no restrictions on where they live, but sex offenders can’t? But whatev – I ain’t exactly losin’ sleep over this one..

AP – I think last night was Savanna’s fourth appearance on Red Eye. Not sure I would categorize that as “so often”…

And so everyone knows, the only reason it’s been so long since M-Kat was on is because her last appearance had to be cancelled cuz of a snowstorm that left her unable to get back to DC in time, or something like that. It’s not because we don’t love her!

Bad Candy on December 19, 2007 at 7:34 PM

Wouldn’t it be funny hilarious disgusting fitting if Jack M. had a “Einhorn is Finkle!!” moment pulled on him by one of his Epic Poem victims?

She’s just relieved that he’s not sending her poetry…

Bad Candy on December 19, 2007 at 7:34 PM

So far as you know……..mwah-ha-ha-hah!

TheEJS on December 19, 2007 at 6:59 PM

She’s just relieved that he’s not sending her poetry…

and thank goodness for DVRs.

Nah. M-Kat’s great and all, but she’s no Suzanne Sena!

Oh Great, if you thought the Restraining Order Ordeal of 07 was over, think again.

Wonder though how M-Kat will respond to JackM.’s condescending remark that she’s not hot enough anymore to stalk.

That’s JackM’s schtick anyway…*ducks*

Nah. M-Kat’s great and all, but she’s no Suzanne Sena!

Thank bank story is whickety whack! I’d tell them to keep it! No, really, I would!

TheEJS on December 19, 2007 at 5:42 PM

That’s JackM’s schtick anyway…*ducks*

As for the trolls under the bridge – does the phrase ‘life in prison’ mean anything anymore?

And, yes, IMBY would be fine.

But for goodness sakes, the only times I see MKH on Fox are when she’s Bill O’Reilly’s “internet cop” or she’s on Redeye.

As long as you don’t say “besides the times when I follow her home, watch her shower, and hover over her while she sleeps”, it’s fine.

mjk – I know Redeye is lighter fare, and I enjoy the show. (Sometimes I’ll Tivo it or watch it on Saturdays if I have nothing else to do.) But for goodness sakes, the only times I see MKH on Fox are when she’s Bill O’Reilly’s “internet cop” or she’s on Redeye. It’s the lack of balance that bothers me. I just think they’re underleveraging her smarts and skills – that’s all.