Fan art of the day
posted at 11:06 pm on December 19, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Deepest thanks to Arthur Wright for this. I think.
Update: Here’s Arthur’s Deviant Art page.

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Dude…
d1carter on December 19, 2007 at 11:07 PM
HAHA!!
Awesome.
Theworldisnotenough on December 19, 2007 at 11:10 PM
Your attractiveness exceeds my expectations.
baldilocks on December 19, 2007 at 11:11 PM
Ha. Great. But why is Allah wearing an oven mitt?
Bad Penny on December 19, 2007 at 11:11 PM
LOL I want a humping robot T-Shirt too.
sonnyspats1 on December 19, 2007 at 11:13 PM
I didn’t know AP was a 300-lb, 7-foot cyberhippy.
I feel sorry for Bryan though. He looks like a hobbit. Didn’t know Middle Earth had an Air Force…
TheEJS on December 19, 2007 at 11:13 PM
Hairy palms, I’m sure.
lorien1973 on December 19, 2007 at 11:14 PM
So you can’t tell what color he is.
tdau1997 on December 19, 2007 at 11:15 PM
Which one is Allah anyway?
Limerick on December 19, 2007 at 11:15 PM
I ventured in hesitantly when I read ‘double-bagger’, but it was worth the trip.
Canadian Infidel on December 19, 2007 at 11:16 PM
I wondered about that too. I decided it’s to avoid any commitment at all about AP’s appearance, including skin color. But the picture does implicitly dismiss any “300 lb Allah” theories.
Splunge on December 19, 2007 at 11:16 PM
LOL
Love the oven mitt.
Good Lt on December 19, 2007 at 11:17 PM
HAHA!!
Theworldisnotenough on December 19, 2007 at 11:17 PM
Allahpundit, a.k.a. the Unkown Blogger.
ReubenJCogburn on December 19, 2007 at 11:17 PM
Nice :)
trailortrash on December 19, 2007 at 11:20 PM
LOL, that’s greatness.
Spirit of 1776 on December 19, 2007 at 11:20 PM
Very nice indeed. Merry Christmas HotAir. The mitt must elude to the bottle he holds.
Griz on December 19, 2007 at 11:21 PM
Is that a brewski in that oven mitt?
Maybe it prevents frostbite?
A psychically accurate tableau.
Kudos A. Wright!
profitsbeard on December 19, 2007 at 11:23 PM
Awesome. Just the mental image I needed.
Bad Penny on December 19, 2007 at 11:23 PM
Wow! Just how I imagine Allah looks, except a little more plump because searching teh internets all day requires a lot of sitting.
terryannonline on December 19, 2007 at 11:24 PM
The oven mitt is hiding the hook hand.
NeverSubmit on December 19, 2007 at 11:30 PM
The beta part is not transparent.
Entelechy on December 19, 2007 at 11:35 PM
I think it’s an Abbey-Road-barefoot-Paul kind of cryptic suggestion that Allah is a Mitt-head.
ConstantSorrow on December 19, 2007 at 11:37 PM
Are we to assume that AP is always in the bag? ;-)
kevcad on December 19, 2007 at 11:41 PM
Oh, hey, I wonder if there’s any video on YouTube from back when AP was on the Gong Show.
FloatingRock on December 19, 2007 at 11:42 PM
Good one!
baldilocks on December 19, 2007 at 11:45 PM
The oven mitt is a metaphor for MITT ROMNEY on Allah’s left hand! I think ???
Does Michelle’s cross “float” like Huckie bear’s does in the commercial?
Bryan’s upturned collar is a tad last year. (Sorry!)
SouthernGent on December 19, 2007 at 11:47 PM
HA! That’s great! But who’s the chick? Oooooh, that must be in reference to the good old days when Michelle Malkin was on “Hot Air TV” … yeah, those were the days … (sigh)
Tony737 on December 19, 2007 at 11:48 PM
Could it be that Mitt Romney is functioning as AP’s “sock puppet”?
ConstantSorrow on December 19, 2007 at 11:50 PM
Great picture, but I thought Arthur would’ve put Allah in a disguise or…oh, that is a disguise. Nevuh mind.
Incidentally, I didn’t realize how short you are, Bryan.
Very cool overall, though.
amerpundit on December 19, 2007 at 11:51 PM
fan art adds 8 lbs.
or maybe a standards conversion. an aspect ratio snafu.
Griz on December 19, 2007 at 11:51 PM
Hmmm. Still no iPhone in the picture. Is Ms. Claus going to be a scrooge this year………….
Mallard T. Drake on December 19, 2007 at 11:53 PM
Okay, you guys have to get Arthur to design the “DUDE/Robot” Allah T-shirt for the HotAir merchandise line. Does CafePress have oven mitts, too? What about paper bags? Well, I guess we can make our own paper bags if we want to dress up as Allahpundit next Halloween.
aero on December 19, 2007 at 11:55 PM
Allah’s still in his Halloween costume, he’s Allah-Mo, that’s not a smile on Michelle’s face, she’s about to clock him with the mic because he’s been offering up movie plots starring Adam Sandler and humping robots, usually on a quest for an i-Phone all day long in a drunken slur.
Bad Candy on December 19, 2007 at 11:56 PM
See-Dubya wuz robbed.
Vinnie on December 20, 2007 at 12:09 AM
Isn’t Patterico an official contributor, too?
aero on December 20, 2007 at 12:12 AM
And what about Stackelback and Mary Kay?
Tony737 on December 20, 2007 at 12:16 AM
It’s all Love baby, love!
Kini on December 20, 2007 at 12:18 AM
Hey, what the hell happened with Stakelback?
Bad Candy on December 20, 2007 at 12:22 AM
Bad Candy, I saw him on Fox one time, I think it was Fox, other’n that, I dunno.
I sure wish we could bring back Michelle on Hot Air TV and we also need an open thread or a page where we can post articles and keep the show going after the Staff has gone to bed.
Tony737 on December 20, 2007 at 12:30 AM
Allah, how tall are you, 7 feet? Also, I didn’t realize Bryan was a midget…
Rick on December 20, 2007 at 12:37 AM
Is Hot Air officially done with original video content? We used to have daily originals. Ah, the good old days…
freakagriep on December 20, 2007 at 12:38 AM
I want to know how the hell DHS lets him through the airport dressed like that. We need an investigation.
Limerick on December 20, 2007 at 12:43 AM
Unknown Comic
FloatingRock on December 20, 2007 at 12:45 AM
Aw, cute cartoon.
I too miss the Vents. They were what sucked me in at the beginning. I still like the site, but I miss the fun of the Vents like the Cindy Sheehan fast and the songs about Rosie O’Donnell. Robert Spencer’s videos about Islam are fabu though.
I suppose as Michelle, Bryan, and Robert get more popular, the less they have time for the massive work of the videos. AP, perhaps you can do some videos with the bag over your head and a voice changer. Then you can stay incognito. Just saying….
mjk on December 20, 2007 at 12:46 AM
Hilarious. As someone who has actually met Allah, however, I can testify that he is no 300-pounder. As I’ve said before, he’s a good-looking guy — which is kind of weird given that he does sit around all day on the computer. I completely expected the guy I met to be some dysfunctional overweight guy. But he just isn’t.
Patterico on December 20, 2007 at 12:46 AM
Nice try Patterico, we ain’t biting.
Limerick on December 20, 2007 at 12:47 AM
He doesn’t go anywhere. He just sits around his apartment all day/night in front of the computer; but what is scary is that he’s always dressed like that – that’s what the word is…I wonder what all his neighbors and delivery people think of him always answering the door like that.
Rick on December 20, 2007 at 12:48 AM
How much did Allah pay you to say that?
Rick on December 20, 2007 at 12:50 AM
He shoulda given Allah a robot arm or something, that woulda been badass.
Bad Candy on December 20, 2007 at 1:01 AM
Genius!
Clark1 on December 20, 2007 at 1:10 AM
Allahpundit is HAWT!
aero on December 20, 2007 at 1:27 AM
Allah appears to be a rather large, cloaked virtual manifestation.
Speakup on December 20, 2007 at 1:30 AM
If Hugh Hewitt was in the picture, he wouldn’t be wearing the Mitt on his hand.
ReubenJCogburn on December 20, 2007 at 2:21 AM
Midget is so harsh don’t you mean vertically challenged,
and is the oven mitt lavender??? Would that have anything to do with the cold beverage being held?? Could it be inferred that it’s a MGD???
Mojack420 on December 20, 2007 at 2:47 AM
A
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T
ART
Beautiful. Awesome. Allahwesome.
Oh yeah.
Cool.
hillbillyjim on December 20, 2007 at 5:42 AM
Can’t wait for the animated version.
Suggestions for voice-overs, anyone?
hillbillyjim on December 20, 2007 at 5:44 AM
Allah is James Earl Jones?
hillbillyjim on December 20, 2007 at 5:46 AM
Dude. Don’t you know that Texas Hobbitses is spelled with a capital TEXASSES T????
DUDE.
hillbillyjim on December 20, 2007 at 6:00 AM
Be careful what you sayses, Gollum will f**k you upses.
hillbillyjim on December 20, 2007 at 6:05 AM
Now that’s art.
Really.
hillbillyjim on December 20, 2007 at 6:07 AM
So sorry for the multiple comments, but that’s just way too cool.
hillbillyjim on December 20, 2007 at 6:09 AM
Too funny, AP you are better looking than I thought!
conservnut on December 20, 2007 at 7:07 AM
Very nice. I’m thinking Coffee Mug art… just a thought.
Zorro on December 20, 2007 at 7:08 AM
Release the Vents!
Mr. Bingley on December 20, 2007 at 7:19 AM
Now that’s a cheery Christmas card. Exactly the right touch!
JiangxiDad on December 20, 2007 at 7:19 AM
I did.
saint kansas on December 20, 2007 at 7:19 AM
that must be a seriously cold beer.
jummy on December 20, 2007 at 7:23 AM
Outstanding! Where’s See-Dub, guest-blogger extraordinaire?
steveegg on December 20, 2007 at 8:11 AM
Allah and the oven mit-the mic and seeing the real Allah are just tooo hot to handle.
Bottom line is the HA gang was depicted accurately. But we need a bit more Christmas Garland and other seasonal stuff in the picture-so we can us it on your Christmas cards to viewers, friends, and confidants.
MSGTAS on December 20, 2007 at 8:31 AM
Personally, I think AP posed for that portrait, and what we’re seeing is the real him.
Comedy gold.
No, platinum.
Bob's Kid on December 20, 2007 at 8:47 AM
Allah, you are so tall. Who knew?
No one, apparently.
Nice bag, dude. From one stealthy guy to another: Don’t wear the T-shirt in public. It’ll give you away.
Carry on, crew. You guys still rock.
Subsunk
Subsunk on December 20, 2007 at 8:55 AM
yup, and the mitt is to keep his precious fingers warm to prevent frozen finger typo’s…
doriangrey on December 20, 2007 at 8:57 AM
nice sack, Allah.
Dude.
Black Adam on December 20, 2007 at 9:00 AM
The guy with the bag on his head…is that Allahpundit or is that Allah (Gawd of Mo)? Inquiring infidels wanna know.
FishFearMe on December 20, 2007 at 9:01 AM
Arthur Wright gots some mad skillz….
doriangrey on December 20, 2007 at 9:04 AM
I can back Patterico up on that, but every time I have a beer with Allah, he insists on wearing the bag on his head. One of his quirks. Heh. Great cartoon. I love it.
marykatharine on December 20, 2007 at 9:05 AM
Okay, that literally made me laugh out loud. :-)
aero on December 20, 2007 at 9:06 AM
A 300-lb, 7-foot atheist cyberhippy who (like his namesake) will not be imaged.
Bryan looks like he’s sitting. I thought his real hair was darker. And that line on Michelle’s face makes her look so asymmetical.
If there’s ever a cartoon based on this drawing, can James Earl Jones supply the voice? It would be cool if AP sounded like Darth Vader.
Bigfoot on December 20, 2007 at 9:12 AM
TBH Allah isn’t that tall according to the pic. MM and Robert Spencer are both fairly short as far as I’m aware, and Bryan is sitting down at his Mac.
The t-shirt is awesome though. It’s the robot from Invader Zim, roughly.
BKennedy on December 20, 2007 at 9:15 AM
Very good!
Now, where’ the one with all us commenter-types in the backround?
JetBoy on December 20, 2007 at 9:22 AM
Next time, tease him with an iPhone and snap a picture while you’re with him! :)
Loved the art!
acleaver on December 20, 2007 at 9:27 AM
Nearly perfect. AP is hilarious. But he didn’t do MM justice; just not dolly enough.
Jaibones on December 20, 2007 at 9:39 AM
Is Allah’s real name John Merrick?
natesnake on December 20, 2007 at 9:39 AM
I love the robot on your shirt. The humping robot?
Esthier on December 20, 2007 at 9:48 AM
Allahpundit…the EARLY DAYS before he delved in the political opinion realm, the though of doing a stand-up routine…
JetBoy on December 20, 2007 at 9:50 AM
darn…*he thought of.*
JetBoy on December 20, 2007 at 9:51 AM
Atheists are alway left holding the bag…
right2bright on December 20, 2007 at 9:56 AM
HAHAHAHAAHA oh that warms my black little heart.
Why is Bryan a dwarf?
Enrique on December 20, 2007 at 10:31 AM
[Zorro on December 20, 2007 at 7:08 AM]
I’d violate my silly “t-shirt policy” for one with that on it.
Dusty on December 20, 2007 at 10:38 AM
Who knew, AP could grin and wink at the same time? HA!
captivated_dem on December 20, 2007 at 10:52 AM
Personally, the oven mitt covered hand holding the beer (or is that an IBC Root Beer?) is what completes this picture. ;-) Nice job Arthur!
DakRoland on December 20, 2007 at 11:03 AM
Finally, we see how Allah really looks!
Halley on December 20, 2007 at 11:41 AM
So when do we get the HamNation with AP?
steveegg on December 20, 2007 at 1:25 PM
Is AP wearing a skirt?! Or are both legs in one pant-leg?
Mark Jaquith on December 20, 2007 at 2:02 PM
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