Video: “Cooties”
posted at 9:04 pm on December 11, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Prevention is the only cure. Talk with your kids today and make sure they know the risks.
Cooties is just the initial stage in boys. Upon reaching adulthood, the disease manifests itself as beta maledom.
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bwwwwahahahahahaha!
Thanks AP.
awake on December 11, 2007 at 9:09 PM
Pretty good, but this is still my favorite PSA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CU3m4N9iOQI
RightWinged on December 11, 2007 at 9:10 PM
“It was just one time”,”I would of asked him to get tested”
Can we let kids be kids and let the adults do the worrying,
this reminds me of Joyclen Elders,who wanted to teach
children the art of m———-n.
canopfor on December 11, 2007 at 9:18 PM
That was the cutest PSA ever. :)
LindsayK on December 11, 2007 at 9:20 PM
I never feared cooties as much as the dreaded purple nurple…
JetBoy on December 11, 2007 at 9:21 PM
If only this educational video had been available when Allahpundit was a child, today he might not be suffering from the long tern effects of Cooties…Beta Male Syndrome…oh the humanities….
doriangrey on December 11, 2007 at 9:23 PM
LMAOWTIME !!!!
…literally.
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Thanks!
singlemalt_18 on December 11, 2007 at 9:29 PM
They completely ignored the world wide increase of cooties due to global warming. Why are they covering it up!
ronsfi on December 11, 2007 at 9:31 PM
I don’t like kids, so maybe the humor is lost on me. Sorry.
SouthernGent on December 11, 2007 at 9:33 PM
Hah! Priceless!
Connie on December 11, 2007 at 9:33 PM
Do you like cooties?
It NEEDS to be kids! Would a bunch of adults talking about boogies be funny? Or just twisted?
singlemalt_18 on December 11, 2007 at 9:40 PM
Every kid needs to see this video. Many lives would be saved.
infidel on December 11, 2007 at 9:40 PM
That was…uh, a little weird. But, I did laugh.
CP on December 11, 2007 at 9:42 PM
Note to children of Democrats: cooties are not George Bush’s fault. (They’re Al Gore’s fault)
CP on December 11, 2007 at 9:43 PM
thanks for the laugh
unseen on December 11, 2007 at 9:51 PM
and the Oscar goes to…
I’m having a kidnap attack!
RushBaby on December 11, 2007 at 9:55 PM
I didn’t want to like it…but that was funny!
tlynch001 on December 11, 2007 at 10:14 PM
It goes without saying that cooties is a horrendous plaque upon this earth and as much as it may pain us all to do it, these cootie infested children need to be quarantined away from the rest of society until we discover how the disease is spread.
FloatingRock on December 11, 2007 at 10:16 PM
Yes, but apparently MSNBC has refused to air it… too controversial.
FloatingRock on December 11, 2007 at 10:20 PM
Is it just me, or did we just see proof of Tay Zonday’s procreation?
lsutiger on December 11, 2007 at 10:25 PM
Sweet. That little blond boy at the end really has his chops.
Jaibones on December 11, 2007 at 11:26 PM
We need a 2,000$ per gallon tax on gasoline. Come on now it’s for the children!!! You do like children, don’t you? Or do you want them all to get cooties?
Gwillie on December 11, 2007 at 11:44 PM
Reminds me of…
Mazztek on December 12, 2007 at 12:41 AM
Makin’ Bacon?
Hening on December 12, 2007 at 7:39 AM
Allah, what’s all this about beta maledom. I aspire to beta maledome. Try being the omega male for a while.
mugged on December 12, 2007 at 7:51 AM
You’re right that Al Gore is the original Alpha-Carrier of cotties after contracting the incurable brain malady from the last surviving Dodo bird during one of his so-called “global warming” research jaunts. However, the Bush administration has only allotted $4.39 for the study and prevention of this awful disease affecting all of our children. How do you explain that away? Huh? I’ll tell you how: Bush is evil!
Rod on December 12, 2007 at 8:34 AM
This is not funny. I contracted a case of the cooties back in elementary school. Trust me, it’s a physical and emotional nightmare…even though I eventually recovered, I’ll never get that afternoon back. Never.
Dork B. on December 12, 2007 at 8:44 AM
Same here. There should be a support group for cootie survivors.
Bigfoot on December 12, 2007 at 8:56 AM
Pretty darn funny. The little blond boy’s so cute with the morose “All I did was trade Lunchables” LOL!
That other one is pretty funny, although I have to admit I had a bit of a hard time getting past the kids having to swear to make that video. They manage to do this great parody of an STD PSA w/o the kids (well, the younger ones anyway) having to be the wiser about the “ways of the world.”
inviolet on December 12, 2007 at 9:59 AM
I think this one is the best psa of all.
lol
annoyinglittletwerp on December 12, 2007 at 10:31 AM
There’s a link in that last post”is the best psa of all”
Just click on it. *grin*
annoyinglittletwerp on December 12, 2007 at 10:32 AM
Well, I went to a Catholic school when I was that age, no chance to contract cooties.
Lucky me.
Bob's Kid on December 12, 2007 at 9:26 PM
There’s a wiki page for everything
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties
mpbk on December 13, 2007 at 6:18 AM
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