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Ron Paul blimp ready to rock America back to the gold standard

posted at 1:10 pm on December 7, 2007 by Allahpundit
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I was going to say “rock the fiat money right out yo’ pockets” but I figure the number of Paul donors among the HA readership is blessedly small.

Anyway, they did it.

“Who is Ron Paul? Google Ron Paul,” the 240,000-cubic-foot zeppelin will read on one side and “Ron Paul Revolution” on the other when it launches from Elizabeth City, N.C., Monday and begins its slow, 300-mile-per-day float up the Eastern Seaboard to Boston…

The plan is to have it floating over Boston Harbor by the weekend of Dec. 15, where Paul supporters will reenact the Boston Tea Party and hold a large rally at Faneuil Hall. His online supporters have a fundraising effort, which coincides with the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party. For more on that, check out Teaparty.com.

To get it airborne cost them $200 grand, which they had already raised the last time I wrote about this — and, curiously, they seem not to have raised much since then. A potentially shady proposition from the standpoint of campaign finance law, too:

As campaigners, Paul’s disparate and spirited supporters, though political novices, have shown themselves to be both creative in pushing their candidate and adroit in finding ways around both the traditional media and campaign finance laws.

For instance, supporters do not “contribute” money to a Political Action Committee. To fund the dirigible, they “buy” into a for-profit corporation called Liberty Political Advertising LLC. With the help of former federal election commissioner Brad Smith, the organizers are confident the arrangement “offers the best of both worlds, no limits and virtually no regulations.”

Of course, there is the possibility that each of the more than 100,000 donators to the blimp enterprise could be required to file their own federal declaration form…

“Given the way this came about, what they are doing and their stated goal, it is very possible they will still be considered a political committee. For one thing, they are going to have to show that this is truly a business,” said Lawrence Noble, a former general counsel for the Federal Election Commission now in private practice.

Why throw away good money on a stunt which will raise Paul’s profile marginally while reaffirming the sense that his campaign’s an unserious, if frequently fun, excuse for kooks and college kids to stretch their political muscles? The question answers itself. Just grok the blimp, man, and you’ll understand.

Here’s the itinerary. Anyone planning to be there on the 16th when they dump tea into the harbor from the, um, blimp’s deck?


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Break out the Anti-Aircraft Batteries

Defector01 on December 7, 2007 at 1:11 PM

for-profit corporation called Liberty Political Advertising LLC.

Wait. So Ronulans are being suckered into giving some guy a generous salary? Excellent.

I shoulda got into this on the ground floor. Ronulans and their money are soon parted.

lorien1973 on December 7, 2007 at 1:13 PM

“Oh the Insanity!

amish on December 7, 2007 at 1:16 PM

If the Paulians were smart, they’d concentrate on Michigan.

Big S on December 7, 2007 at 1:16 PM

Will the Ronulan blimp be equipped with shields?

Frozen Tex on December 7, 2007 at 1:16 PM

Simple fix….ban helium.

Limerick on December 7, 2007 at 1:17 PM

They should so totally get Pink Floyd’s pig balloon too.

That would so rock.

saint kansas on December 7, 2007 at 1:18 PM

240,000-cubic-foot zeppelin

Wrong. It’s a blimp, ABC. Perhaps they think this is Germany in the 1920s?

fiatboomer on December 7, 2007 at 1:19 PM

P.S. Doesn’t Dr. Paul know about the worldwide helium shortage?

Just like an American to thoughtlessly consume the world’s precious natural resources.

Won’t someone think of the party clowns?

saint kansas on December 7, 2007 at 1:22 PM

fiatboomer on December 7, 2007 at 1:19 PM

“It’s not a balloon, it’s an airship!”

/Monty Python

James on December 7, 2007 at 1:23 PM

It’s the gooftwaffe!

see-dubya on December 7, 2007 at 1:24 PM

see-dubya on December 7, 2007 at 1:24 PM

Heh.

Bad Candy on December 7, 2007 at 1:27 PM

The blimp is very social. It wants to get its picture taken with every candidate in the race, and will be attending a lot of their functions.

Anthropomorphizing the blimp. I fear this is worse than we all feared.

And re-enacting the Boston Tea Party? The real site is here (Teaparty.com is busted). I wanted to know what would be dumped as opposed to tea… it seems its another “massive donation day” for Ron Paul by dumping money into… er, him. I’d rather chuck tea.

Wineaholic on December 7, 2007 at 1:28 PM

Ah, where’s Frank Luke when you need him?

(I know, very obscure.)

James on December 7, 2007 at 1:29 PM

Won’t someone think of the party clowns?

saint kansas on December 7, 2007 at 1:22 PM

Like these ones?

I think RP kinda is a clown, so it’s just a really big party balloon (maybe he’ll twist it into a giraffe later).

Frozen Tex on December 7, 2007 at 1:30 PM

What a way to celebrate the bravery of the Boston patriots.

A giant party balloon.

Maybe they’ll hold a press conference from within a helium chamber.

pedestrian on December 7, 2007 at 1:32 PM

saint kansas on December 7, 2007 at 1:22 PM

Curse the WSJ for its subscription rules!

Perhaps for Paul, we could make a hydrogen exception?

common sensineer on December 7, 2007 at 1:33 PM

Isn’t it funny when Americans try to talk to foreigners and when they realize they don’t speak english THEY TRY SHOUTING IT TO SEE IF THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND IT BETTTER.

I’m sorry, what were we talking about? Oh that’s right, so the Ronulans can’t understand why they cannot get mainstream Americans to support their candidate using normal sized signs and now they want to get THE BIGGEST CAMPAIGN SIGN EVAH.

I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

BohicaTwentyTwo on December 7, 2007 at 1:42 PM

An accident waiting to happen.

JammieWearingFool on December 7, 2007 at 1:44 PM

Nothing symbolizes the Ron Paul campaign better than a useless overinflated anachronistic gasbag. Does it have Wi-Fi, for aerial spamming capability? Then again, the whole thing is pretty much aerial spam. Way to waste your money, Ronulans.

ReubenJCogburn on December 7, 2007 at 1:56 PM

Ron Paul/Kucinich ‘08! Superior Air Power

BKennedy on December 7, 2007 at 1:58 PM

The Hindenturd.

Vinnie on December 7, 2007 at 2:00 PM

I figure the number of Paul donors among the HA readership is blessedly small.

Count me one of them, but I never thought this was a good idea. Its neat but it seems like a waste of money.

libertytexan on December 7, 2007 at 2:01 PM

The Hindenturd.

Vinnie on December 7, 2007 at 2:00 PM

HA!

Frozen Tex on December 7, 2007 at 2:01 PM

Ross Perot, Ron Paul, and Ralph Nader sit in the corner and chuckle.

Limerick on December 7, 2007 at 2:06 PM

Here’s the itinerary. Anyone planning to be there on the 16th when they dump tea into the harbor from the, um, blimp’s deck.

Is that legal?

bnelson44 on December 7, 2007 at 2:08 PM

Is that legal?

bnelson44 on December 7, 2007 at 2:08 PM

Was it legal when the colonists did it? Isn’t that the point?

libertytexan on December 7, 2007 at 2:11 PM

“Who is Ron Paul? Google Ron Paul,” the 240,000-cubic-foot zeppelin will read on one side and “Ron Paul Revolution” on the other…”

I could’ve sworn the other side was going to alternate between, “Julie, will you marry me? Love, Ken” and “Huge Mattress Sale at Discount Doug’s!”

James on December 7, 2007 at 2:11 PM

i saw again today some paultards on the corner of the road holding up signs that read: “Google Ron Paul” and “Legalize Freedom” and “ron paul 2008″, while waiving an American Flag and several Ron Paul yard signs.

this is in a State whose primary isn’t till May and its about 40 degrees outside.

This is not normal behavior, it is a cult.

jp on December 7, 2007 at 2:12 PM

I could’ve sworn the other side was going to alternate between, “Julie, will you marry me? Love, Ken” and “Huge Mattress Sale at Discount Doug’s!”

James on December 7, 2007 at 2:11 PM

HA!

Frozen Tex on December 7, 2007 at 2:13 PM

useless overinflated anachronistic gasbag—-ReubenJCogburn on December 7, 2007 at 1:56 PM

priceless

hillbillyjim on December 7, 2007 at 2:16 PM

>excuse for kooks and college kids to stretch their political muscles?

Indeed, they could be in Iraq.

Drum on December 7, 2007 at 2:18 PM

Ron Paul, the ‘Republican’ McGovern…….fitting they now have a mothership full of hot air.

jp on December 7, 2007 at 2:20 PM

“Hey look, it’s the Kucinich blimp.”
“Kucinich doesn’t have a blimp!”

(If you got that, you are old.)

Jim Treacher on December 7, 2007 at 2:23 PM

I shoulda got into this on the ground floor. Ronulans and their money are soon parted.

lorien1973 on December 7, 2007 at 1:13 PM

Its the new version of “Bowling for Dollars”

fitting too, since Paul is regurgiating Michael Moore’s Conspiracy theory talking points like “we are in Afghanistan to build Oil Pipelines”.

jp on December 7, 2007 at 2:24 PM

Why throw away good money on a stunt which will raise Paul’s profile marginally

Dude I disagree completely with the impact you think this is going to make on the average American. He’ll get better press with this and more recognition than any silly high dollar TV 30 second spot. This will introduce him to more average Americans who don’t know who he is, and they’ll remember it.

It’s basically brilliant. Now whether or not it is legal is another story. I’ve been wondering about this since he raised so much money in a couple of days. It could be just one guy funneling the money to Paul. . . no evidence either way though – yet.

ThackerAgency on December 7, 2007 at 2:27 PM

They are actually calling it Mother Ship 1 !

eeyore on December 7, 2007 at 2:29 PM

fitting too, since Paul is regurgiating Michael Moore’s Conspiracy theory talking points like “we are in Afghanistan to build Oil Pipelines”.

He voted for going into Afghanistan…

libertytexan on December 7, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Dude I disagree completely with the impact you think this is going to make on the average American. He’ll get better press with this and more recognition than any silly high dollar TV 30 second spot. This will introduce him to more average Americans who don’t know who he is, and they’ll remember it.

suppose you are right, that means that down the road other candidates will copy this. The future of campaigns will follow the ron paul 2008 model………..imagine a Hillary Blimp. Yet another reason to despise this hack.

jp on December 7, 2007 at 2:30 PM

This will introduce him to more average Americans who don’t know who he is, and they’ll remember it.

ThackerAgency on December 7, 2007 at 2:27 PM

“Hey, it’s the Blimp Man!”

“Beam me up, Blimp Man!”

“Blimp Man, sign my chest!”

“It’s all for you, Blimp Man…all for you!”

James on December 7, 2007 at 2:31 PM

ThackerAgency on December 7, 2007 at 2:27 PM

Depends if the press make a big deal out of it or not. We get blimps over here all the time. It is no big deal unless it is directly overhead and then the kids like to stare at it.

bnelson44 on December 7, 2007 at 2:36 PM

He voted for going into Afghanistan…

libertytexan on December 7, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Yes I know, under the 2001 AUMF which is apparently “Constitutional”….yet the 2002 AUMF isn’t….although his former aide Eric Dondero claims the only reason he went along with Afghanistan is because he and his other aides threatened to quit if he didn’t.

However, now this dimwit is out there saying we are in Afghanistan to “build Oil Pipelines”….from Michael Moore’s debunked talking points….and he wants to Withdrawal from Afghanistan.

http://www.isil.org/towards-liberty/07-ron-paul-interview.html

JW: What about Afghanistan? Would you continue the operations there?

RP: No, I would come home, unless there was specific knowledge of where Osama bin Laden was. Then I send out just a small team of people to take care of him.
I would not maintain the occupation of Afghanistan. That was mainly motivated by oil pipelines and some other things that are never discussed.

JW: Could you elaborate a little bit how oil pipelines were the motivation for going into Afghanistan?

RP: It’s been known that certain oil companies were anxious for many, many years to be able to transverse Afghanistan to move natural gas. And that effort is still alive and well.
Too often, whether it’s a pipeline in Afghanistan or control of oil wells in Iraq, oil and economics motivates our national policy much more so than national security.

the guy is a fraud, a kook and a hack!

jp on December 7, 2007 at 2:37 PM

ThackerAgency on December 7, 2007 at 2:27 PM

Depends if the press make a big deal out of it or not. We get blimps over here all the time. It is no big deal unless it is directly overhead and then the kids like to stare at it.

bnelson44 on December 7, 2007 at 2:36 PM

Oh, yea, one more thing. 10 minutes after it passes by, no one remembers what was on the side of it.

IMHO, the money would have been better spent on yard signs in early primary states.

bnelson44 on December 7, 2007 at 2:37 PM

To get it airborne cost them $200 grand, which they had already raised the last time I wrote about this — and, curiously, they seem not to have raised much since then.

It wasn’t raised the first time you reported on it — it was pledged. Ergo why it restarted at zero once there were enough pledges to justify actually collecting money.

A potentially shady proposition from the standpoint of campaign finance law

Campaign finance law didn’t really predict decentralized campaigns. So John McCain can suck on that loophole (bonus: he’ll sound like a member of the Lollipop Guild).

Mark Jaquith on December 7, 2007 at 2:37 PM

TO THE HINDENPAUL!

He needs a helicopter next.

TO THE PAULIANCOPTER!

gabriel sutherland on December 7, 2007 at 2:41 PM

IMHO, the money would have been better spent on yard signs in early primary states.

Those signs can be destroyed by opponents. The HindenPaul is indestructable.

gabriel sutherland on December 7, 2007 at 2:42 PM

gabriel sutherland on December 7, 2007 at 2:41 PM

Quick! To the Paulcave!

(Which is already occupied by Huckabee and Chuck Norris, hiding from John Bolton’s mustache.)

Sorry, a little cross-over from another thread…

Frozen Tex on December 7, 2007 at 2:44 PM

P.S. Doesn’t Dr. Paul know about the worldwide helium shortage?

As we are clearly reaching peak helium production and supplies are running out, I want to know what the Democrats’ plan is to become helium independent and/or develop alternative sources of helium because this is obviously a result of global warming which is caused by George Bush and his American imperialism. Halliburton! What will we tell our children and grandchildren when they can’t blow up balloons at their birthday parties? There needs to be a national plan to address the helium crisis now. Do it for the kids.

/satire

CP on December 7, 2007 at 2:45 PM

There needs to be a national plan to address the helium crisis now.
CP on December 7, 2007 at 2:45 PM

We could to do what the UN does for Global Warming(TM). However, instead of flying in 10,000 delegates to argue about how to reduce fuel consumption, we should inflate thousands of DirigiPauls and have a tea party.

pedestrian on December 7, 2007 at 2:57 PM

“Hey look, it’s the Kucinich blimp.”
“Kucinich doesn’t have a blimp!”

(If you got that, you are old.)

Jim Treacher on December 7, 2007 at 2:23 PM

Got it, (goodrich), and we’re not that old.

TexasDan on December 7, 2007 at 3:02 PM

Was it legal when the colonists did it? Isn’t that the point?

libertytexan on December 7, 2007 at 2:11 PM

I honestly have no idea what the point is, if there even is one. But if anyone is seriously equating the men who risked their “lives, fortunes, and sacred honor” to found this country with a bunch of f*cktards dropping Lipton bags out of a blimp, then they’re even more delusional than I thought. Which is saying something.

ReubenJCogburn on December 7, 2007 at 3:03 PM

…that means that down the road other candidates will copy this.
jp on December 7, 2007 at 2:30 PM

Does that mean that we could see 5 or 6 blimps in Blimp Wars over some tightly contested primary city? It’d be like a giant slow-motion multi-opponent Sumo match. Popcorn!

eeyore on December 7, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Does that mean that we could see 5 or 6 blimps in Blimp Wars over some tightly contested primary city? It’d be like a giant slow-motion multi-opponent Sumo match. Popcorn!

eeyore on December 7, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Best. Debate. EVAH!!!

Frozen Tex on December 7, 2007 at 3:29 PM

Perhaps the Hotair community can cure me of these thoughts…

I was reading up on Ron Paul and most of his positions on things sound very smart (government agencies, taxes, pro-life, etc.). Of course, the one glaring exception is foreign policy, where he is just bat-sh*t crazy.

Is there any non-Presidential position this guy could actually work in? Or have I just inhaled too many fumes?

PaisleyCow on December 7, 2007 at 3:35 PM

“Who is Ron Paul? Google Ron Paul,” the 240,000-cubic-foot zeppelin will read on one side and “Ron Paul Revolution” on the other when it launches from Elizabeth City, N.C., Monday

Dude… they’re launching the Ron Zeppelin the same day as the Led Zeppelin reunion! That RAWKS!!

crazy_legs on December 7, 2007 at 3:44 PM

PaisleyCow on December 7, 2007 at 3:35 PM

I say make him head of the Dept. of Education

somewhere that he can be a Contrarian yet not endanger the country

on second thought, one big problem we have is not teaching Military History anymore and that is something Paul likely supports.

jp on December 7, 2007 at 3:46 PM

It would look better as a crumpled heap on the ground.

When it flies, bet it will only make left turns.

desertdweller on December 7, 2007 at 3:56 PM

“Who is Ron Paul?”

Seriously? This is what the brilliant minds behind the Ron Paul campaign thought of? A lame Ayn Rand hijack?

Whoever RP is, he sure as sh!t ain’t no John Galt…

Ochlan on December 7, 2007 at 4:43 PM

@ Ochlan on December 7, 2007 at 4:43 PM

This isnt organized by Ron Paul. The thing about Ron Paul is that his supporters are organizing things for him. He was not behind the Guy Fawkes fundraising thing at all, not is he behind this, nor is he behind the Boston Tea Party fndraiser. People believe in his message and are thinking of brilliant ways to support his campaign completely independent from his actual campaign.

muyoso on December 7, 2007 at 6:46 PM

Unless there is more that I dont know or like (I am not sure if I am satisfied with his stance on Iraq), I do like his back to basics, smaller federal gov’t, and give more responsibility back to the States (and hold them accountable). That is way past due. Too many states rely too much on the federal gov’t for things they should be handling, and then blame the fed later on for all their problems (like not evacuating your people during Katrina)

If you want less federal spending, then you need less federal power and “assistance”; thus more states need to be held more responsible and accountable.

El Guapo on December 7, 2007 at 7:10 PM

You guys should listen to George Nory (sp?) on Coast to Coast. All the loonies invited there on the show, who keep insisting on things like aliens, the Illuminati, and lizard people, they all love Ron Paul. I don’t understand why–all he did was make some remark about our foreign policy provoking the ire of terrorists–a statement which is technically true, if not in the way most leftists understand it. And because of that one remark, now suddenly Ron Paul’s going to save us from Da Conthpiwathy (Conspiracy), and “these people” will do anything to stop him? All the other candidates are “in on it” and not him? How do the crackpots know there isn’t a little alien inside his head driving him around, like in Men In Black? But I guess selective reasoning is how you become a crackpot.

I’m not surprised that they’d go so far as to throw up an advertising blimp for him. It’s as if they’re trying to make their silly notions become reality through sheer force of will. I.e., “Ha! See! We put up A BLIMP! Take that, secret masters of the United States!”

(This post was brought to you by your friends at the Evil Conspiracy To Do Something Vaguely Evil!)

R. Waher on December 7, 2007 at 8:31 PM

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