Hillary: I want more than just a one-night stand
posted at 7:47 pm on December 3, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Eloise Harper reports: Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking in Bettendorf, Iowa, trying to convince a crowd to caucus for her, explained that she wants to be with them so that she can win Iowa in November 2008.
“I want a long term relationship,” she said. “I don’t want to just have a one night stand with all of you.”
The less said, the better. Ace, I’m sure, will have plenty of material later. In the meantime, here’s the world’s smartest woman assuring Democrats last month that she’s not interested in attacking her opponents before Obama made a race of it in Iowa and she started attacking her opponents. Dear god, that voice.
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Well.
Um…
There’s some imagery I could have done without.
Slublog on December 3, 2007 at 7:52 PM
One would think The Hildebest would really shy away from ANY kind of sexual inuendo, wouldn’t one?
commonsensehoosier on December 3, 2007 at 7:53 PM
As was written on Ace once (I think in prospect of a nude Rosie O’Donnell) …
“I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
thirteen28 on December 3, 2007 at 7:55 PM
You know Hillary’s voice is horrible if it even has an atheist calling upon God for mercy.
aero on December 3, 2007 at 7:58 PM
Oh God.
…anyone have a brain scrubber on hand?
flyawaybird on December 3, 2007 at 8:03 PM
I would rather be water boarded and tased while forced to watch the view then have a ltr or one night stand with Hilldabeast.
Mojack420 on December 3, 2007 at 8:04 PM
Dear God, deliver us from this evil.
TheSitRep on December 3, 2007 at 8:05 PM
Just say no.
bbz123 on December 3, 2007 at 8:07 PM
I think the video,orwellian 1984,throwing the hammer
at the screen of Hillary,is no joke,it’s a message
for the future,like now.
How she consistantly gets away with this,(I know lib media)
blows my mind,Hillary runs the show,signs the cheques,
is Bagdad Bob on her own media relations,is grand pooba
on her campaign startegy,run’s the whole 10 yards,nothing
gets by Hillary,knows all,see’s all.
Yet,Hillary will go on the morning show,and start crying
about the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy,that keeps fictiously
attacking her, in her own mind,and the news achors or
achorettes will keep handing kleenex to her!And agreeing!
canopfor on December 3, 2007 at 8:08 PM
I so didn’t need to imagine that.
It’s funny–Mitt, Huck and a few other Republicans get slammed for alleged flip-flops. Why doesn’t Hillary get called out by her opponents?
Vanceone on December 3, 2007 at 8:11 PM
oops,that should be campaign strategy,not startegy.
canopfor on December 3, 2007 at 8:11 PM
On a related note, BillyJeff was overheard saying that he wanted to engage in serial monogamy….with everyone in the room.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 3, 2007 at 8:12 PM
!
Defector01 on December 3, 2007 at 8:13 PM
I thought the media let her off way too easy with college student who said she was asked by the campaign to ask a certain question. Hillary said she didn’t know anything about it and that was the end of that. However, how in the world are you going to pick a planted question from the crowd and say you personally had nothing to do about. Doesn’t make sense.
terryannonline on December 3, 2007 at 8:13 PM
(RUNS TO THE BATHROOM AT FULL SPEED)!!!
Defector01 on December 3, 2007 at 8:16 PM
Sounds like Hillary needs to go on a fishing
trip with a female friend,like a canoe ride
down the river,wait,this trip needs to be a
few days,and not overnite.haha
canopfor on December 3, 2007 at 8:17 PM
I’d hit it. :P
lorien1973 on December 3, 2007 at 8:19 PM
Dang. And she thought Monica had a stained dress….
Guardian on December 3, 2007 at 8:22 PM
On a related note…
DrCwac.Cwac. on December 3,2007 at 8:12PM
DrCwac.Cwac.:I hope the cigars are locked up.haha
canopfor on December 3, 2007 at 8:23 PM
To do what, exactly?
Big S on December 3, 2007 at 8:25 PM
I’ve heard of Debbie does Dallas, but Hillary does Iowa?
Thats pretty ambitious, even for a liberal.
Hope they get dinner and a kiss at least, what am I saying thats not the Democrat way, they’re supposed to make you enjoy getting Screwed.
Speakup on December 3, 2007 at 8:27 PM
As if I’d allow her to spend the night…please!
SouthernGent on December 3, 2007 at 8:33 PM
Her husband is the king of one night stands!
Winebabe on December 3, 2007 at 8:34 PM
Hillary Clinton’s “one night stand” may be frightening. But I personally find FBI files on her night stand–even more frightening.
Dr. Charles G. Waugh on December 3, 2007 at 8:34 PM
Is it just a coincidence that I happened to be listening to Van Halen while reading this? I think not.
calbear on December 3, 2007 at 8:46 PM
Not gonna happen, even if she brings her friend Helen Thomas…
Scotsman on December 3, 2007 at 8:56 PM
Will you still love me, tomorrow?
Hening on December 3, 2007 at 9:04 PM
Mission Impossible.
drjohn on December 3, 2007 at 9:04 PM
LOL – and at this whole thread. You guys are awesome.
inviolet on December 3, 2007 at 9:04 PM
Too late to be seasonal, but appropriate nonetheless.
ReubenJCogburn on December 3, 2007 at 9:15 PM
In Iowa, Clinton doubts Obama’s political courage
bnelson44 on December 3, 2007 at 9:18 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
BobJones-77 on December 3, 2007 at 9:28 PM
Didn’t work with Billy Jeff.
Why would it work with the nation?
profitsbeard on December 3, 2007 at 9:49 PM
Man, I love her reversion to her midwestern accent (pronounced EHYK-sent).
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on December 3, 2007 at 10:01 PM
Would you have to buy her breakfast in the morning or will that be provided as part of a nutrition aspect of HillaryCare?
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 3, 2007 at 10:15 PM
Menu: Pork and muffin tops.
SouthernGent on December 3, 2007 at 10:17 PM
With a side of cottage cheese and a jelly roll.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 3, 2007 at 10:19 PM
Don’t forget the fatback.
ReubenJCogburn on December 3, 2007 at 10:25 PM
Hillary would know all about that! She ought to stay away from references like that.
And I just luuvv the way her voice builds to the point where she’s gotta pause for the applause, I wince, and wait for it not to happen, now that would be funny. She’d fall apart.
4shoes on December 3, 2007 at 10:42 PM
Poor lorien1973 – very deprived :)
On Hillary’s ‘romantic’ remarks, she keeps on giving. First she was going to “look under the Oval Office carpet…and clean out the dirt”, or something similar, now this. And we thought that Freud and his theories were dead.
I was skeptical on those robots…but if I’d be a guy, I’d reconsider now – one-night stand, or a lifetime with her, really no difference.
Entelechy on December 3, 2007 at 10:43 PM
It’s probably the closest thing she has been able to get to sex for years.
MB4 on December 3, 2007 at 10:44 PM
ROFBL (belly-laughing)
I have laughed more at these comments than those in any other post that I can remember.
Thank you all – laughter is the best medicine.
ITookTheRedPill on December 3, 2007 at 10:57 PM
“Iowa, come to mama. I’m so power-hungry, and love-deprived, I’ll squeeze you, not only for a one-night stand, I’ll ‘love’ you for a lifetime. It’s the only conviction I’ve got, and I’ll give it all to you. Love me. Vote for me. I am it, you know it”.
Entelechy on December 3, 2007 at 11:10 PM
Oil can?
reppac122 on December 3, 2007 at 11:19 PM
thanks a lot for that mental image {sarcasm}
at least she left babs and Rosie in the car
Mojack420 on December 3, 2007 at 11:26 PM
This may just be the beginning of the end. She may just crash hard and violently. She may just show the world how vicious and demeaning her bad-self really is. She may just crumble. But then the media will feel sorry for her and prop her up by destroying O and E. Which will be really easy to do.
Griz on December 4, 2007 at 12:30 AM
If I somehow woke up with Hillary sleeping on my arm I would definitely gnaw it off.
pedestrian on December 4, 2007 at 1:43 AM
Let me see
Four score and seven years ago ….. naw
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat….naw
Mr. Gorbachev tear down that wall … naw
I want a long term relationship, I don’t want to just have a one night stand with all of you … Yesss
entagor on December 4, 2007 at 2:12 AM
This is just more proof that one can makes millions in the dope business in Mena, AK and buy yourself the Presidency not once but twice.
How else do you explain anyone sitting through one of her speeches?
ScottyDog on December 4, 2007 at 2:42 AM
I’m not sure there’s enough porno on the Internet to undo the damage this story has done. I haven’t felt this impotent since that 30 mile bike ride on a dirt road and an uncomfortable bike seat.
Hollowpoint on December 4, 2007 at 2:42 AM
One night stand? Ummm that would take more than a six pack for me…. more like a full liter of Jameson I.V. before hand…… ( shudders)
MNDavenotPC on December 4, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Or some serious beergoggles.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 4, 2007 at 12:28 PM
I thought she wasn’t going to release her personal correspondence with Bill until after the election.
James on December 4, 2007 at 12:33 PM
Whoa there, Hillary.
At least buy me dinner first.
And please, for the love of God, tip the server.
Hawkins1701 on December 4, 2007 at 1:48 PM
There she is, stealing her husbands lines again.
right2bright on December 4, 2007 at 3:18 PM
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