Comments on: Video: “Teeth” trailer

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By: Ernest

Ernest — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 17:31:32 +0000

Did anyone check if she bites her fingernails.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:57:45 +0000

Hollywood finally sinks its teeth in itself.

By: Dork B.

Dork B. — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:51:06 +0000

This looks to be a gripping story indeed.

By: thegreatbeast

thegreatbeast — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:03:38 +0000

Snapper, I haven’t heard that one in years.

By: Jezla

Jezla — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:23:15 +0000

I’d say behold the fruit of the writers’ strike, but apprently the movie’s already done. I can’t wait to see what they come up with next…

By: Aylios

Aylios — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:09:17 +0000

they’re making a MOVIE out of THIS????
It’s not a slow news day on hotair, but it sure is in hollywood.

By: mylegsareswollen

mylegsareswollen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:10:23 +0000

How much does it cost to get braces on those thangs?

By: Darth Executor

Darth Executor — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:00:31 +0000

Forest of the Damned was a much better cure for sexual urges of any kind in males than this thing. I’d rather have it bitten off than be hypnotized by cannibalistic naked nymphs, get ripped in half and be devoured while I’m still alive and screaming.

By: D2Boston

D2Boston — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:27:13 +0000

how nice… it’s a real family picture…

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:37:02 +0000

Of course, the main character's name is Flossie. And the Dr. is called Kapps. I'm guessing this is the work of The Onion. (Otherwise, Hollywood has sunk it head so deep in the one orifice it has come out the other.) My review: A Labio-Dental Fricative.

By: Meryl Yourish

Meryl Yourish — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:56:05 +0000

I’m glad I’m not in your writer’s workshop… I’d rather not be psychoanalyzed based on your opinions of the subject matter in a short story. Especially a short story that doesn’t sound very far-fetched at all.

We didn’t base our analysis on one story. We based our analysis on spending six weeks with him in an intensive writing and critiquing course at a college campus, where we lived together in a dorm and spent the days writing, critiquing, and talking about writing when we weren’t writing or critiquing. We also talked about a lot of other things, including the fact that his mother abandoned him when he was a teenager. Thus leading to our suspicion that he had abandonment issues.

Perhaps, Yoosaion, you shouldn’t judge people by the sentence or two they write in a brief, fairly facetious comment. The air up on that high horse can get mighty thin.

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:24:58 +0000

Every Muslim man’s greatest fear.

Evolution’s answer to female circumcision.

Hening on November 30, 2007 at 4:24 PM

Heh, if only it were possible!

Hey, OT here, but what’s with the honking ad? It pops up honks a few times, then dissapears.

By: johnnyU

johnnyU — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:09:31 +0000

Don’t make me angry…you won’t like it when I’m angry….

[oh wait thats already taken]

By: crosspatch

crosspatch — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:53:50 +0000

And so now I have to spend the rest of the day with an “earworm” of ““Vagina Dentata” to the tune of “Hakuna Matata” … thanks a lot.

By: Kini

Kini — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:51:13 +0000

I just went from an Alpha Male to Zero Male

By: conservnut

conservnut — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:19:24 +0000

Does she have a yeast infection, or gingivitis?

By: jummy

jummy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:39:14 +0000

i think i’m going to puke.

i haven’t scrolled up, but has anyone else weighed in on how progressive frames are always accepted as fig leaves for indulgences in classical misogyny and racism?

By: inviolet

inviolet — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:35:52 +0000

It appears to be a knock on Christian abstinence groups.

Plus they’re just mad at all the many other horror movies whose clear rules are: (a) Keep it in your pants or die a prompt, gruesome death, and (b) only the virgin can defeat the monster.

By: Mallard T. Drake

Mallard T. Drake — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:29:41 +0000

I know Hollywood ran out of ideas years ago, but this is a new low for them. Is Maeby back at work at the movie studio?

By: canopfor

canopfor — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:29:10 +0000

I guess the chasity belt is old technology,
and it looks like hollywood is giving up on
Pirahnna sharp teeth,don’t get in the pool,
er,stay out of the lagoon horror flicks,
but on the other hand,this is a heck of a
deterrent though.haha.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:05:20 +0000

Allah,threads need to be serious,
threads need to be funny,no apolgy
needed!

By: tlynch001

tlynch001 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:02:50 +0000

through the whole video I only had one nagging thought…

there should’ve been an assistant in that room

By: inviolet

inviolet — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:02:48 +0000

One of the students at a writer’s workshop I attended a while back wrote a short story called “Vagina Dentata.”

Meryl Yourish on November 30, 2007 at 4:00 PM

Great. Now I’ll be humming “Hakuna Matata” all night.

By: RMCS_USN

RMCS_USN — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:40:53 +0000

I don’t get why people are bent out of shape about you posting this.

Esthier on November 30, 2007 at 4:51 PM

If they didn’t get bent out of shape, what fun would the threads be? Provides for good entertainment.