Comments on: Video: Analyzing the new Osama bin Laden tape

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:03:40 +0000

It’s time to compile a “The Best of bin Laden” for Christmas.

What a stocking stuffer that would be.

madmonkphotog on November 30, 2007 at 5:09 PM

treasure! lol

By: mjkazee

mjkazee — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:24:28 +0000

Spy Game huh AP?

By: Drum

Drum — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:01:49 +0000

I see this and can’t help thinking what a huge success the war on terror’s been. Bombing Iran will be the icing on the cake and surely put this baby to bed. Congratulations, Bush Administration! Good work!

By: bones47

bones47 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:40:21 +0000

The Trufers are going to be upset wiff OB I hope Ob and the trufers get it on and all end up in thier caves.

By: Wander

Wander — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:28:16 +0000

Note well:

Intel sources always say “it is bin Laden”.

Note they do NOT say it is Osama bin Laden”

Could the tapes belong to one of the many brothers or a son of bin Laden?

By: madmonkphotog

madmonkphotog — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:09:33 +0000

It’s time to compile a “The Best of bin Laden” for Christmas.

What a stocking stuffer that would be.

By: Buy Danish

Buy Danish — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:43:45 +0000

He must be terribly disappointed that this has not grabbed the headlines and caused the stock market to dive.

By: rivlax

rivlax — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:23:12 +0000

What is Bush waiting for? Just send the guys from “The Unit” into Tora Bora or Pakistan or wherever (don’t worry, they’ll find him) to cap a few into his turban.

By: thejackal

thejackal — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:17:55 +0000

Entelechy on November 30, 2007 at 4:05 PM

Exactly. Until this zombie is captured and paraded in front of TV cameras, I consider him long dead. The simple fact is that, if he were alive, we’d be hearing from him weekly.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:15:11 +0000

osama is the most vocal zombie i’ve ever heard of.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:05:02 +0000

Growling from the ~~cave~~ grave.

By: BKennedy

BKennedy — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:04:54 +0000

Osama to Europe:

“Submit to Islam or I won’t invite you to my Christmas party! That will make you most unhappy!”

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:57:02 +0000

Does the irony register with anyone else around here? Osama is appealing to the infidels of Europe for help.

What’s the matter OBL, isn’t your god Allah big enough to defend himself? Or is it that Allah really doesn’t think all that highly of Suck-it Mo and his crack-pot followers as you were led to believe? Is Allah ANGRY with you? Is that why you are losing the war on all fronts? Or is that your false god is a hoax?

My collie says:

Kelly sure has great legs.. er, for a human, I mean.

Don’t be fooled. Journalistic eye-candy is never really quite what it seems.

By: doriangrey

doriangrey — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:36:27 +0000

I translated his message over at Jawa…so since we are discussing it here as well I will kindly post that translation…

Translation is as follows…

Ouch shit ouch my asshole really hurts. Look guys, please quite killing all of my followers, its getting damn hard and expensive to replace them.

Ok ok I admit I was responsible for 9/11 but you really didn’t have any call to invade Afghanistan just because they refused to hand be over when you demanded it.

And besides it is our right as Muslims to practice Taqiyya and not only are you not suppose to know what that is, you are suppose to believe an old damn lie we tell you.

Furthermore in conclusion just because the Americans are winning in Afghanistan and Iraq doesn’t actually mean that they are winning or that we wont continue trying to kill you innocent civilians until you submit to Islam, I mean come give me a fucking break here, were MUSLIMS what the fuck were you expecting us to do.

Oh yea, and P.S. please quite killing us because its damn hard for us to kill you infidel bastards when were all fucking dead…

With love and kisses, your best friend forever Osoma Bin Laden…

By: jdkchem

jdkchem — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:26:18 +0000

Evil Bert has bailed on him?

By: Oldnuke

Oldnuke — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:25:50 +0000

How does one go about analyzing an insane rant?

leanright on November 30, 2007 at 3:22 PM

Well, I guess you could get Charles Manson’s opinion on it.

By: leanright

leanright — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:22:10 +0000

How does one go about analyzing an insane rant?

By: Kini

Kini — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:07:42 +0000

Ever the pragmatist

By: MirCat

MirCat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:02:10 +0000

Truthers making Sami mad lol! Uh oh, that means that Ron Paul better have Secret Service support already.

- The Cat

P.S. Kinda half serious about that.

By: techno_barbarian

techno_barbarian — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:58:39 +0000

Second, in this war, you have not observed the ethics and protocol of warfare. Most of your victims–as a result of the bombing–are women and children, and intentionally so.

Yeah, cooking up those children and serving them to their parents is a much better example of warfare ethics and protocol.

AQ to non-compliant Muslims(in the voice of Achmed the Dead Terrorist: “Silence! I keel you!”

By: ronsfi

ronsfi — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:54:06 +0000

And it was I who was responsible for 9/11……
Second, in this war, you have not observed the ethics and protocol of warfare. Most of your victims–as a result of the bombing–are women and children, and intentionally so.

WTF?

By: Mindcrime

Mindcrime — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:51:55 +0000

I think Al Qaeda recorded Osama Bin Laden reading through the entire Arabic dictionary right before his death, and whenever they release a new tape all they’re really doing is stringing together pre-recorded sequences.

By: TheEJS

TheEJS — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:50:30 +0000

Bryan thinks Osama’s holding a losing hand but I wonder after reading this if he doesn’t have an ace up his sleeve.

Computer voice-generation programs? Easy as going into Windows Movie Maker and compiling a best of osama soundtrack.