Not in the face! Not in the face!

Spooooooon!

I think more people would want to see Ron Paul mud wrestling with Dennis Kucinich in a bar. Or maybe Dennis Kucinich’s wife.

aero on November 29, 2007 at 3:36 PM

what about Dennis Kucinich’s wife and Fred Thompson’s wife, in jello–no, mud–no, hot oil…

rrooowwwwwwwrrrrrr!

(My answer to THAT one is “None.”)

That leaves Rudy and Huck, the latter of whom might be dangerous.

That leaves Rudy and Huck, the latter of whom might be dangerous, and the former who very likely is.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. It might have been true when Fred was 40 years younger that he’d be a menace, now he’s just a frail old lazy beanpole.

BKennedy on November 29, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Hey it’s your fantasy dude, you polish it as fast as you want…

Be cool to fight with him, preferably on my side.

RW Wacko on November 29, 2007 at 4:32 PM

Sheesh, think about that one for a second, I’d probably rather fight against a Mafia Don than fight with one, hows that old line go…Now that I have done this favor for you, some day, and that day may never come, I may ask a favor of you…/Don Corleone

Oh come on, let BKennedy have his fantasy, if it weren’t for fantasies he wouldn’t have any life at all.

doriangrey on November 29, 2007 at 4:21 PM

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. It might have been true when Fred was 40 years younger that he’d be a menace, now he’s just a frail old lazy beanpole.

Rudy’s uncle was a Mafia made man, no I suspect Rudy is the very last person you ever want to get into a bar room brawl with. He11 you don’t even want to know somebody that got into a bar room brawl with Rudy…

doriangrey on November 29, 2007 at 4:16 PM

Poll was confusing. Yeah, I know it’s an Onion thing. Wasn’t who would be easiest to take down I don’t think. Rudy would be the baddest toughest SOB in the bar. Be cool to fight with him, preferably on my side.

I’m confused, are you saying that you’d “hit that”?

Hollowpoint on November 29, 2007 at 4:16 PM

Yeah, you know, sort of. But not “hit” that way.

Hell, I’m more confused than you are, but not confused that way.

Damn blog decorum.

The guy is what- 6′7″? He might let you get a few shots in before he responds but when he hits back- game over, you’re going down. Just hope he doesn’t spit some chew on you afterwards to add to the humiliation.

Hollowpoint on November 29, 2007 at 4:09 PM

Oh come on, let BKennedy have his fantasy, if it weren’t for fantasies he wouldn’t have any life at all.

Not that again.

The guy may have had some shady relatives but he’s not one of the Sopranos.

Buy Danish on November 29, 2007 at 4:16 PM

Some shady relatives? His Uncle was a Mafia made man, so yes Rudy is one of the Sopranos. He11 he’s practically the real life Tony Soprano…

So I settle on America’s mayor, a man who’d not only take a beer bottle to the skull with a smile but who, I bet, knows his way around a lead pipe or a stretch of rusty chain like few others.

Not that again.

The guy may have had some shady relatives but he’s not one of the Sopranos.

Gotta be Rudy. Always fear the little guys, that’s what I’ve learned. And I have a feeling he’d fight to the death, grinning; no joke. I hate the guy, but he exudes toughness. When he’s not prancing around in a dress and all.

RW Wacko on November 29, 2007 at 4:06 PM

Rudy’s uncle was a Mafia made man, no I suspect Rudy is the very last person you ever want to get into a bar room brawl with. He11 you don’t even want to know somebody that got into a bar room brawl with Rudy…

…that didn’t sound right.

jaime on November 29, 2007 at 4:10 PM

I’m confused, are you saying that you’d “hit that”?

Even in private, it’s not proper to hit a girl.

Hollowpoint on November 29, 2007 at 3:59 PM

I think it’s OK if they ask for it. I was with a woman once and she said “hit me” in a very compelling way. I was shocked and pretended not to hear. After I got to know her better I regretted passing up the opportunity.

I wouldn’t make the same mistake with Edwards.

…that didn’t sound right.

They couldn’t get anything of value from Fred, he’d be knocked out on the first blow. Wouldn’t even be noticable, really.

BKennedy on November 29, 2007 at 4:01 PM

The guy is what- 6′7″? He might let you get a few shots in before he responds but when he hits back- game over, you’re going down. Just hope he doesn’t spit some chew on you afterwards to add to the humiliation.

Hollowpoint on November 29, 2007 at 3:59 PM

“Not the face! Not the face!“

its vintage duh on November 29, 2007 at 3:35 PM

ughh.. pole = poll. im retarded.

Maybe they just want to get Mitt into a submission hold and instead of letting him say “uncle” or tapping out, they make him reveal what his true policy stances are. So far it’s been almost impossible to know.

Hollowpoint on November 29, 2007 at 3:58 PM

They couldn’t get anything of value from Fred, he’d be knocked out on the first blow. Wouldn’t even be noticable, really.

A lot of voters would like to kick the sh*t out of John Edwards, just not in a bar room setting.

Even in private, it’s not proper to hit a girl.