Comments on: Video: Barbie gets an STD — thanks to George Bush

By: Drunk Report

Drunk Report — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:27:18 +0000

I got an STD thanks to Barbie and it was bush’s fault.

Well, she LOOKED like Barbie anyway. and when I say “bush” I’m not referring to the president

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:32:28 +0000

Barbie should have remembered what happened to Ms. Lewinsky when she couldn’t keep her mouth shut.

Spots like this really show that those on the left were the largest consumers of lead paint chips as children.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:42:55 +0000

Barbie was led on by Ken…

By: landlines

landlines — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:12:10 +0000

Yeah!!!

And the NSTA is INCOMPETENT and UNDERSTAFFED because we’re STILL having automobile accidents!!!

And NIH is INCOMPETENT and UNDERSTAFFED because people are STILL getting sick!!!

And the Defense Department is INCOMPETENT and UNDERSTAFFED because we STILL have enemi…..oops….NEVER MIND!!!

By: MirCat

MirCat — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:35:57 +0000

I’m sorry but that’s just funny.

- The Cat

By: Nethicus

Nethicus — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:56:44 +0000

So does that mean Ken is Chinese?

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:50:11 +0000

What exactly was the method of transmission here?

Did you catch the South Park where Mrs. Garrison hangs out at the lesbian bar (”Les Bos”)? Perhaps Ken and Barbie “scissored”.

By: Oldnuke

Oldnuke — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:33:45 +0000

Hening on November 28, 2007 at 2:48 PM

Heh. I knew it was going to be there just, took longer than I thought it would though.

By: mram

mram — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:27:55 +0000

It’d probably be more accurate to blame this on the Reagan administration, as he was all about the free market and industry self regulation (a misnomer). But hey. If they have a chance to get a lame swipe at Bush, they’ll do it.

By: ChefJeff

ChefJeff — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:22:18 +0000

First thing I thought of when Barbie said “lead poisoning” was that Ken had a pencil d#$K…..LOL

By: Hening

Hening — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:12:13 +0000

I had a part-time job hot gluing hair on Barbie at a Mattel factory. I wonder if my being creative was cause to move to China?

By: pb5000

pb5000 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:42:11 +0000

Barbi and Ken must not have had the “abstinence education” classes.

By: baldilocks

baldilocks — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:42:07 +0000

Esthier on November 28, 2007 at 2:50 PM

:::screaming laughter:::

By: Zetterson

Zetterson — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:41:26 +0000

$20-$30 for a Mexican hooker! Man did I get ripped off!

By: saiga

saiga — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:34:43 +0000

Ken looks kind of fruity to me.

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:23:40 +0000

When John Edwards is elected president, Christopher Reeve will walk again and Ken will have a penis.

saint kansas on November 28, 2007 at 3:18 PM

Hmm, universal healthcare for all, including the dead and toys. They don’t call him Silky for nothin.

By: hindmost

hindmost — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:22:12 +0000

When John Edwards is elected president, Christopher Reeve will walk again…

Hmmm… zombies walking the earth might just be worth a dem administration.

By: saint kansas

saint kansas — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:18:10 +0000

Isn’t the Barbie line of male figurines famously, er, “underdeveloped”?

When John Edwards is elected president, Christopher Reeve will walk again and Ken will have a penis.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:10:16 +0000

Let the TSA do the job.

By: saint kansas

saint kansas — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:09:50 +0000

The only way Ken got Barbie in bed in the first place was by slipping AquaDots into her drink.

“It’s time for Nord to go” will certainly be the rallying cry of this generation, as well as the secret weapon at the next GOP debate. Dibs on the T-shirt concession.

By: James

James — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:06:52 +0000

Did they just repackage all those unsold ‘Magic Earring Ken’ dolls as ‘STD Surprise Ken’ dolls?

By: terryannonline

terryannonline — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:04:33 +0000

Maybe Barbie should dress like this.

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:54:35 +0000

I guess he had too much lead in his pencil.

Hening on November 28, 2007 at 2:48 PM

Heh!

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:51:55 +0000

Esthier on November 28, 2007 at 2:50 PM

This is disturbing in oh so many ways.

By: BacaDog

BacaDog — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:50:16 +0000

What did Ken use, a lead baloon?