Video: Barbie gets an STD — thanks to George Bush
posted at 2:35 pm on November 28, 2007 by Allahpundit
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From the Campaign for America’s Future, a group the Blotter describes as “nonpartisan.” Uh huh. Remember their last nonpartisan effort comparing Karl Rove to Voldemort?
Once word gets around town about Ken, he’ll have no choice but to start paying for companionship. Those poor girls. Exit question, dare I ask: What exactly was the method of transmission here? Isn’t the Barbie line of male figurines famously, er, “underdeveloped”?
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Bush lied, Willy died?
Number 2 on November 28, 2007 at 2:39 PM
The power of George Bush never ceases to amaze me.
NTWR on November 28, 2007 at 2:41 PM
We need more federal workers, bigger federal agencies, that will solve all of our problems!
reaganaut on November 28, 2007 at 2:46 PM
C’mon … like you didn’t already know Ken was a beta male?
thirteen28 on November 28, 2007 at 2:46 PM
I guess he had too much lead in his pencil.
Hening on November 28, 2007 at 2:48 PM
Last time I was playing with them, my Ken had permanent briefs. And while Barbie was slightly more accurate, she hadn’t an orifice in her plastic body unless you took her head off.
Esthier on November 28, 2007 at 2:50 PM
What did Ken use, a lead baloon?
BacaDog on November 28, 2007 at 2:50 PM
This is disturbing in oh so many ways.
lorien1973 on November 28, 2007 at 2:51 PM
Heh!
4shoes on November 28, 2007 at 2:54 PM
Maybe Barbie should dress like this.
terryannonline on November 28, 2007 at 3:04 PM
Did they just repackage all those unsold ‘Magic Earring Ken’ dolls as ‘STD Surprise Ken’ dolls?
James on November 28, 2007 at 3:06 PM
The only way Ken got Barbie in bed in the first place was by slipping AquaDots into her drink.
“It’s time for Nord to go” will certainly be the rallying cry of this generation, as well as the secret weapon at the next GOP debate. Dibs on the T-shirt concession.
saint kansas on November 28, 2007 at 3:09 PM
Let the TSA do the job.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on November 28, 2007 at 3:10 PM
When John Edwards is elected president, Christopher Reeve will walk again and Ken will have a penis.
saint kansas on November 28, 2007 at 3:18 PM
Hmmm… zombies walking the earth might just be worth a dem administration.
hindmost on November 28, 2007 at 3:22 PM
Hmm, universal healthcare for all, including the dead and toys. They don’t call him Silky for nothin.
Rick on November 28, 2007 at 3:23 PM
Ken looks kind of fruity to me.
saiga on November 28, 2007 at 3:34 PM
$20-$30 for a Mexican hooker! Man did I get ripped off!
Zetterson on November 28, 2007 at 3:41 PM
:::screaming laughter:::
baldilocks on November 28, 2007 at 3:42 PM
Barbi and Ken must not have had the “abstinence education” classes.
pb5000 on November 28, 2007 at 3:42 PM
I had a part-time job hot gluing hair on Barbie at a Mattel factory. I wonder if my being creative was cause to move to China?
Hening on November 28, 2007 at 4:12 PM
First thing I thought of when Barbie said “lead poisoning” was that Ken had a pencil d#$K…..LOL
ChefJeff on November 28, 2007 at 4:22 PM
It’d probably be more accurate to blame this on the Reagan administration, as he was all about the free market and industry self regulation (a misnomer). But hey. If they have a chance to get a lame swipe at Bush, they’ll do it.
mram on November 28, 2007 at 4:27 PM
Heh. I knew it was going to be there just, took longer than I thought it would though.
Oldnuke on November 28, 2007 at 4:33 PM
Did you catch the South Park where Mrs. Garrison hangs out at the lesbian bar (”Les Bos”)? Perhaps Ken and Barbie “scissored”.
RightWinged on November 28, 2007 at 4:50 PM
So does that mean Ken is Chinese?
Nethicus on November 28, 2007 at 4:56 PM
I’m sorry but that’s just funny.
- The Cat
MirCat on November 28, 2007 at 6:35 PM
Yeah!!!
And the NSTA is INCOMPETENT and UNDERSTAFFED because we’re STILL having automobile accidents!!!
And NIH is INCOMPETENT and UNDERSTAFFED because people are STILL getting sick!!!
And the Defense Department is INCOMPETENT and UNDERSTAFFED because we STILL have enemi…..oops….NEVER MIND!!!
landlines on November 28, 2007 at 7:12 PM
Barbie was led on by Ken…
Mojave Mark on November 28, 2007 at 8:42 PM
Barbie should have remembered what happened to Ms. Lewinsky when she couldn’t keep her mouth shut.
Spots like this really show that those on the left were the largest consumers of lead paint chips as children.
MSGTAS on November 29, 2007 at 8:32 AM
I got an STD thanks to Barbie and it was bush’s fault.
Well, she LOOKED like Barbie anyway. and when I say “bush” I’m not referring to the president
Drunk Report on January 8, 2008 at 5:27 PM
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