Video: Birdzilla!
posted at 11:18 am on November 24, 2007 by Allahpundit
A double shot of idiocy, presented for two reasons. First, everyone but everyone enjoys stories of freaky deaky giant animals. And second, we’re bound to have a few readers who’ll not only claim to know people who’ve seen these things but will play it off as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. “Thirty-foot bird with the face of a man? Shoot, my uncle used to have one stuffed and mounted in his den.”
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In San Antonio? I thought Cpts. Gus McCrae and Woodrow F. Call has cleared out all the baddies from Texas.
Or did I just dream it?
thejackal on November 24, 2007 at 11:28 AM
MMMMMMMM…prehistoric drumstick.
Weight of Glory on November 24, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Bird?
Nah, mosquitos in Texas are just reeeaaallly big.
Wind Rider on November 24, 2007 at 11:33 AM
Probably bred by the CIA to knock down the World Trade Towers…now trolling for Liberal children to carry off…BOOO!
landlines on November 24, 2007 at 11:38 AM
Guy saw a demon, I bet.
In most of the world, this a) wouldn’t be news and b) wouldn’t be mocked. In the west we’re so sure the spiritual world doesn’t exist that we miss the obvious answer.
TexasDan on November 24, 2007 at 11:42 AM
Giant Squid used to be “just a story”.
RushBaby on November 24, 2007 at 11:42 AM
…and it’s real hard to take a guy wearing a plastic cowboy hat seriously!
landlines on November 24, 2007 at 11:43 AM
You’re seriously asserting that the guy saw a demon on his roof?
Allahpundit on November 24, 2007 at 11:44 AM
Come on! Therre is NO WAY this “bird” exists. It would be shot, stuffed, and hung on a wall by now. This is TEXAS baby!
Gatordoug on November 24, 2007 at 11:50 AM
I thought I saw a demon a few months ago, but no, it was just Gorezilla screeching about the economical windfalls of combining climate change and gullible Liberals.
Gatordoug on November 24, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Yeah, seriously. I’d expect Texans to eat things like this. How can it still be flying around?
Allahpundit on November 24, 2007 at 11:54 AM
If everything truely is bigger in Texas, then so is the BS.
PatrickS on November 24, 2007 at 11:58 AM
Allah, I knew you would like this one.
Zorro on November 24, 2007 at 12:00 PM
This guy is not from Texas. First of all he went out with a stick and the bird made him drop it. Then he wouldn’t go out of his house for a week? What are they trying to pull here? Sissy boy.
R D on November 24, 2007 at 12:05 PM
On my morning run I saw a Black Bear snuffling for grubs at the base of a tree, a wading Great Blue Heron launch itself into the air and grandly climb to soaring altitude, and a pair of blonde Spandex-clad sisters in their 20′s running with their Yellow Lab and Border Collie.
And I thought, “My God, I envy NYC.”
Next up – a four minute drive to golf. I’ll play nine.
Stephen M on November 24, 2007 at 12:07 PM
All I am saying is I had a REALLY big dinner Thursday, and leftovers? WOW!
Gatordoug on November 24, 2007 at 12:10 PM
So, how many of these videos are you paid to promote on this site by viral marketing companies? THat would certainly explain a lot of the odd-ball videos we have seen on here…
Neo on November 24, 2007 at 12:11 PM
You couldn’t enjoy an idyllic nature scene without thinking, even sarcastically, of NYC? See what I mean about people having complexes about the city?
Have fun with the bears and coyotes or whatever.
Allahpundit on November 24, 2007 at 12:14 PM
Heh. You called it, AP.
Jaibones on November 24, 2007 at 12:24 PM
I love Texas.
antoniojvr on November 24, 2007 at 12:33 PM
No. There was evidence of giant squid – tentacles, attack marks on whales and such. Just that no live one had been seen. No one was sure if it was extinct or what.
lorien1973 on November 24, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Terrodactyl sightings are generally from people seeing some kind of crane or trumpeter swan, or similar. Large birds with log legs hanging out straight back, kinked neck making it look kind of like a terrodactyl head, and a wingspan to body ratio similar to how anthropologists draw terrodactyls.
The guy in Texas probably saw something like a Great Horned Owl that can have a wingspan as large as 60″. Thing about a gigantic bird with big eyes and a 60″ wingspan in the dark. It would look real similar to the picture the guy drew.
Lawrence on November 24, 2007 at 12:44 PM
The problem with cryptozoology is that it assumes existence before existence can be disproven. That is wrong. You have to assume it doesn’t exist until you can prove it can. The guy who wrote the “big birds” book is simply continuing a myth by showing a picture of the thing on the cover – subconciously, people who want to see it, and see something they don’t understand, will say – that’s what I saw just cuz they saw something on a book cover.
This is also the reason why most people who see “UFO’s” always see the same aliens. Books came out suggesting the way they looked, so that’s what people see. Before that book came out (I forget it’s name now), aliens have very disparate appearances. Now, they always look the same – in books, movies, etc. And we wonder why everyone sees the same thing.
lorien1973 on November 24, 2007 at 12:47 PM
Indian myths relate to a condor:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Condor
They could easily be seeing condors. The face is very much similar to what the guy drew.
lorien1973 on November 24, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Oh Please people.. This is Texas. That there was just a sparrow..
GoodBoy on November 24, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Sounds like a great new installment for the folks at the History Channel’s ‘Monster Quest’ to work on.
MrC_5150 on November 24, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Why are so many so naiive to think that only the things we can perceive in our own dimension exist?
Have you ever seen a thought? Have you ever seen an emotion? You’ve seen the products of those things, but have you ever seen THEM?
Oh, well, then, they don’t exist.
Move along.
Every scientific discovery, and they come at the rate of a couple a week, disproves the last scientific discovery. But the scientists always tell us that THIS TIME they got it right.
As for Ramirez, I imagine he saw a buzzard, a damn big one, but a buzzard no less.
But, like the scientists, I could be wrong.
Labamigo on November 24, 2007 at 12:58 PM
i had one of those as a pet when i was little. they’re harmless. his name was bongo and he ate ferrets right outta my hand.
its vintage duh on November 24, 2007 at 1:24 PM
It’s just that thing from Jeepers Creepers, nothing to worry about!
/sarc
lsutiger on November 24, 2007 at 1:31 PM
My dad was taken from me as a boy by a giant bird with a man’s face.
ZRyan on November 24, 2007 at 2:07 PM
Dude, I totally saw Bear Holding a Shark in my backyard one summer.
- The Cat
MirCat on November 24, 2007 at 2:12 PM
Janet Reno?
MirCat on November 24, 2007 at 2:14 PM
I would think people who believe in cross species evolution would grab onto these stories.
Rose on November 24, 2007 at 2:18 PM
She still haunts me.
ZRyan on November 24, 2007 at 2:22 PM
Sounds like an Andean Condor. Massive and ferocious-looking (but lovely once they get into flight).
You’d be amazed what people raise as pets, and then release into the wild when they get to be too much trouble.
Tanya on November 24, 2007 at 2:45 PM
I believe it. My brother lived near there for a long time and when I visited he’d show me the Texas Chickadees which were so big, I’d swear they were Emus. But he just explained that Texas grows everything “BIG”.
Dusty on November 24, 2007 at 2:48 PM
I call BS.
If that thing were alive in Texas, someone, somewhere would have taken a shot at it.
I’ll have to keep my eyes peeled for it tho.
(I’m in Harlingen, not SA, btw. )
Kai on November 24, 2007 at 3:12 PM
At least the second video delved in to “Thunderbirds” as native Americans called the… The point is, it isn’t some “alien abduction” crap, people have seen these for years. Do I believe in them? I don’t know, I haven’t seen it… But I’m not quick to dismiss it, given all the strange things that were once thought to be myths, but turned out to be real (giant squids, platypus, Denny’s grand slam). But for all I know, there’s something, but they’re exaggerating the size.
But I’m surprised to hear you’ve been to my uncle’s house. Did he teach you to “wrestle”, too?
Hogzilla is proof that this theory is flawed. Well, kinda, I guess it came from a farm originally or something, right?
But look at all the creatures discovered on remote islands or in the deep seas all the time. Again, I’ll need to see some evidence before I believe it, but there are enough eye witness reports over generatsion to make it interesting.
RightWinged on November 24, 2007 at 4:23 PM
I don’t know why some think the story is so preposterous.
The Pteratorn in the second photograph (the second video) is almost identical to Mr. Cantu’s description. I’m sure there is some exaggeration on his part, but it’s not like he was claiming anything truly insane like alien abduction or having had a fulfilling sexual relationship with Hillary Clinton.
Perhaps a handful of these creatures have survived in the Sierra Madre Occidental. Those mountains are the least explored regions in North America.
Hell, the Mountain Gorilla wasn’t discovered until 1902. The Megamouth shark in 1977. Stranger things have happend.
Mike Honcho on November 24, 2007 at 5:46 PM
It’s a “Thunderbird” Do they exist? I don’t know, but ther have been many sightings for hundredes of years. I’d LIKKE to believe? but shoot one down first…
Blitz on November 24, 2007 at 8:15 PM
I wish I could type
Blitz on November 24, 2007 at 8:16 PM
Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.
Give me a picture with something in it for scale, and I’ll believe there’s a bird that big.
There’s always a rational explanation for things like this.
Meryl Yourish on November 24, 2007 at 10:28 PM
Actually they just did this episode. I watched it the other night and it was kinda interesting. The thing that was most interesting was the footage of some sort of very large looking bird that was filmed back in 1977 in Lake Shelbyville, Illinois.
Afterimage on November 24, 2007 at 10:50 PM
BTW, I just wanted to add to what I said earlier… we’re spending BILLIONS chasing after extraterrestrial life, which we have ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE FOR, yet so many people are quick to mock the possibility of giant birds, despite eyewitnesses over hundred of years, and the fact that there have been countless “mythical” animals that have turned out to be real
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptozoology
Again, I won’t believe it until I see it. But I find it funny that we’re so quick to waste so much money chasing something there is no evidence for, but we aren’t dumping tax dollars in to finding the Champlain Monster in Lake Champlain or the Congo’s “mokele mbembe” (which supposedly looks like a brontosaurus). These, and many other creatures, have (admittedly, inconclusive) evidence in the form of eyewitness accounts. But evolutionary assumptions prevents any serious scientific study… yet these same assumptions lead us to spend ridiculous amounts of money chasing these aliens, which we have no evidence for (and don’t give me “alien abduction claims” to say those are the same type of eye witness accounts. First of all, it’s only a recent phenomenon. Secondly, these “abductions” aren’t the evidence scientists are basing the question for ET. The quest is entirely based on the evolution assumption that “life will evolve”. Thirdly, the “abducting” aliens are always humanoid (head, torso, arms, legs. eyes, etc.) anyone, even if evolution was true, who believed that aliens would evolve in to such similarly structured beings as us is an idiot. I always have to laugh at abduction stories… Really, 2 arms, 2 legs, a head, eyes, just like us, huh? How weird that vision would evolve in two places and place 2 eyes on the head, which also by chance evolved both places.. and don’t get me started on the bodies that are basically the same just smaller. That is one damn coincidence that the one type of alien of the supposed infinite types that found us, flies in vehicles, like us, and looks so similar to us. Morons.)
RightWinged on November 25, 2007 at 5:34 AM
I’m not sure what all the controversy is. It’s obviously one of these.
Gregor on November 25, 2007 at 6:10 AM
I don’t get it. You do know there have been written accounts of eye witness sightings of UFOs for THOUSANDS of years, don’t you? How do you figure the eye witness sightings of “giant human head birds” are any more legitimate than thousands of years worth of sightings of space craft. I might add that the bulk of “space craft” or UFO sightings have come long before man was capable of any flight at all.
There are many theories which would explain this. For example, the theory that these crafts are not from deep space, but are time travelers from our own future. Another theory suggests that we were placed on Earth by another civilization, from another world, and that they pop in and check up on us once in a while. This would possibly explain the mysteries of the pyramids.
While I’m not sure if any of these theories are true … I think it’s silly to suggest that there’s absolutely no evidence.
Gregor on November 25, 2007 at 6:27 AM