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Another king tells Hugo Chavez to shut up, more or less

posted at 3:20 pm on November 19, 2007 by Bryan
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Last time it was Spain’s King Juan Carlos telling Venezuela’s strongman buffoon to shut up at the Ibero-American summit. This time it’s Saudi King Abdullah reminding Hugo Chavez that OPEC isn’t his political toy.

At the summit’s opening ceremony on Saturday, Chavez sought to bring OPEC back to its militant and revolutionary roots.

“OPEC should set itself up as an active political agent,” Chavez said.

While Chavez’s 23-minute statement was brief by his own standards, it drew a gentle rebuke from King Abdullah, the Saudi monarch, who chided him for talking longer than the time allotted by royal protocol. He also turned down Chavez’s plea, saying: “Those who want OPEC to take advantage of its position are forgetting that OPEC has always acted moderately and wisely.”

This meeting, which lasted less than 24 hours, was supposed to focus on long-term issues like the security of supplies and environmental policy. The Saudis in particular sought to reassure the world that OPEC was a reliable oil supplier.

“OPEC has made a point, from its establishment, to work for the stability of the oil markets,” said the Saudi foreign minister, Prince Faisal, at a news conference after the close of the summit on Sunday. “Oil should be a tool of construction and development, not one of dispute.”

Take note of one thing in all of that: Hugo Chavez is trying to start up a worldwide economic and maybe shooting war against the US with oil as the main weapon. That would be, literally, a war for oil.

That should give his lefty allies in the US a few aneurysms. Well, it would if they bothered to do any actual thinking.

By the way, King Juan Carlos’ “talk to the hand” moment has become a mega-hit as a ringtone.


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I long for the day when OPEC has to drink its oil.

OhEssYouCowboys on November 19, 2007 at 3:24 PM

LOL I guess Chavez is losing it

Do you want me to Pee on you ?

William Amos on November 19, 2007 at 3:25 PM

Wonder if Chavez will tell a Muslim King to cork it, like he did with Juan Carlos.

JiangxiDad on November 19, 2007 at 3:27 PM

I love it,another King telling another(in his own mind) King to zip it.haha

canopfor on November 19, 2007 at 3:30 PM

Abdullah: “Look, genius, these guys took down the biggest, meanest army in the middle east in TWO WEEKS. You might consider that the vaunted Venezuelan military wouldn’t even make ‘em break a sweat. If you had any brains, I mean.”

mojo on November 19, 2007 at 3:33 PM

It’s good to be da king.

TABoLK on November 19, 2007 at 3:35 PM

Seems like Chavez is turning into a Robert Redford movie: long-winded, preachy, and annoying to just about everyone.

Meric1837 on November 19, 2007 at 3:37 PM

How long will Chavez escape swinging upside down in a town square? He’s overstepped himself in Venezuela and his own people are already getting very restless.

I’m betting he takes up residence in Tehran with bin Laden within a year.

Buzzy on November 19, 2007 at 3:38 PM

Abdullah should tell Chavez: “ooskoot, ya kilb majnoon”

AlexB on November 19, 2007 at 3:42 PM

I say, Lets actually become imperialists. Starting with Venezuela. I’m pretty tired of Hugo, and his poodle Ahmadammadingdong.

dogsoldier on November 19, 2007 at 3:42 PM

Chavez is a cross on the world stage between Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich

Defector01 on November 19, 2007 at 3:42 PM

Why don’t we really show him a thing or two and drill our own freakin’ oil?

These people are insane, yet we demand our right to be defendant of them. Who’s more insane?

Hening on November 19, 2007 at 3:44 PM

Good grief, I meant “dependent” of them.

Hening on November 19, 2007 at 3:45 PM

OMG! 40+ hours of this tool on TV per week (I am sure it is the coffee – wink, wink, nudge, nudge)!

We should be granting Venezuelans asylum here quicker than you can say “anchor baby”.

ej_pez on November 19, 2007 at 3:49 PM

I keep visualizing the OPEC heads all lined up, waiting to bitch-slap Chavez – like on “Airplane.”

OhEssYouCowboys on November 19, 2007 at 3:50 PM

Chavez is as big an assclown as Mussolini.

mcgilvra on November 19, 2007 at 3:51 PM

I’m betting he takes up residence in Tehran with bin Laden within a year.

Let’s hope so. But what use could dinnerjacket make of him? Would they make him convert to Islam?

JiangxiDad on November 19, 2007 at 3:54 PM

What’s Arabic for “Shut yer pie hole?”

Allah Akbar!!!

BOOM!!!

csdeven on November 19, 2007 at 4:11 PM

How long will Chavez escape swinging upside down in a town square? He’s overstepped himself in Venezuela and his own people are already getting very restless.

I’m betting he takes up residence in Tehran with bin Laden within a year.

Buzzy on November 19, 2007 at 3:38 PM

Like the rest of his foul ilk, far to long………

doriangrey on November 19, 2007 at 4:17 PM

Why don’t we really show him a thing or two and drill our own freakin’ oil?

Exactly. At least let’s drill enough so we can stop buying the stuff from Chavez. Then, we can all tell him what to do with his pie hole.

Bigfoot on November 19, 2007 at 4:18 PM

What’s Arabic for “Shut yer pie hole?”

اغلق الخاص بك الفطيره ثقب

MB4 on November 19, 2007 at 4:23 PM

Abdullah should tell Chavez: “ooskoot, ya kilb majnoon”

AlexB on November 19, 2007 at 3:42 PM

Okay. Four years in Saudi taught me a tad of Arabic, so let’s see what this means.

Ooskoot= I have no idea (I mean I have no idea!)
ya=you
kilb=m not sure. kalb is singular for dog. kilb?
majnoon=crazy

I am assuming it means “shutup you crazy dog.” Please confirm or deny.

thejackal on November 19, 2007 at 4:34 PM

OhEssYouCowboys on November 19, 2007 at 3:50 PM

Anybody here speak jive?

DCA on November 19, 2007 at 4:38 PM

MB4 on November 19, 2007 at 4:23 PM

Uh, thanks. Pronunciation?

Bryan on November 19, 2007 at 4:45 PM

OhEssYouCowboys on November 19, 2007 at 3:50 PM

Anybody here speak jive?

DCA on November 19, 2007 at 4:38 PM

I keep visualizin’ de OPEC ‘haids all lined down, chill’n t’bitch-slap Cgots’z – likes on “Airplane. What it is, Mama!”

MB4 on November 19, 2007 at 4:50 PM

Uh, thanks. Pronunciation?

Bryan on November 19, 2007 at 4:45 PM

I don’t think they cover that until volume two.

MB4 on November 19, 2007 at 4:55 PM

I thought it was “SILENCE!… I keel you!.”

mojo on November 19, 2007 at 5:06 PM

That comment was also meant for Iran’s big little guy. He and Chavez were offering the Euro as OPEC currency, as an alternate to the U.S. dollar. The king told them who’s king and who’s nobody, even in OPEC.

Entelechy on November 19, 2007 at 5:07 PM

I don’t think OPEC is going to stand still and be taken over by socialism. We will but OPEC probably won’t.

Buzzy on November 19, 2007 at 5:49 PM

Why don’t we really show him a thing or two and drill our own freakin’ oil?

These people are insane, yet we demand our right to be defendant of them. Who’s more insane?

Hening on November 19, 2007 at 3:44 PM

OPEN ANWR

Aggie85 on November 19, 2007 at 6:06 PM

Heh…I was just telling my brother that I wish more heads of state would b*tch-slap Chavez. Ask and ye shall received.

flipflop on November 19, 2007 at 6:09 PM

When two kings tell you to shut up, it’s time to take note.

Chaves es loco en la cabeza.

Translation: He’s insane in the membrane.

madmonkphotog on November 19, 2007 at 6:49 PM

Seriously, a ring tone?

Is this one available?

I thought it was “SILENCE!… I keel you!.”

mojo on November 19, 2007 at 5:06 PM

kahall on November 19, 2007 at 9:12 PM

thejackal on November 19, 2007 at 4:34 PM

ooskoot = a very rude form of “shut up” (the more polite way is “ookhloos”

ya = you

kilb = dog (like kalb. different pronounciation

majnoon = crazy

AlexB on November 19, 2007 at 11:52 PM

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