Rosie: The show that never was Update: Ching chong!
posted at 8:26 pm on November 7, 2007 by Bryan
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I was going to hold this to the Quote of the Day, but I just can’t. Rosie O’Donnell opened her big yap one too many times.
msnbc
one hour
live
following keith olbermannwe were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio endwell
what can u do2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it beganjust as well
i figure
everything happens for a reason
bashert – as we sayand on we go
What can u do indeed?
Besides chuckle?
Lol
Ro almost had a sho
live
one hour
following Olberdork
which would suk more?she let the cat out of the bag
and MSNBC
killed it
just like Jimmahi cant stop laughing
rosie cant keep
her mouth
shut
for five seconds
now no ro sho!comedy gold
no mo
cuz no ro shobtw
fire can melt steel
how do u think steel iz made?
doesnt gro on treezLol lol lol lol
Sorry. I got nothin’ after that.
well
what can u do
boo freakin’ hoo
so long
ding dong
ching chong
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Ro iz elitrate
lollol
She kan’t rite
her posts are
unintelagabal
can’t we stop hearing
’bout this twit?
oh well
Warner Todd Huston on November 7, 2007 at 8:35 PM
i cant stop laughing
rosie cant keep
her mouth
shut
for five seconds
hahahaha
* clears throat * Poor Rosie. I feel sorry for her.
BWAHAHAHAHA
inviolet on November 7, 2007 at 8:39 PM
:( and here she could have helped us so much in the election year.
- The Cat
MirCat on November 7, 2007 at 8:39 PM
bummer, no nbc deelz
for ro
2 bad for ro ro
should write in
ro po style
for rest of thred
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 8:40 PM
Does she think she is e.e.cummings or what?
TheSitRep on November 7, 2007 at 8:41 PM
Yeah.. I’ll bet that was the reason they canceled her.
GoodBoy on November 7, 2007 at 8:43 PM
we laff
at ro
4 shame
not rly
2 funny
ro u fale
at life
4 reelz
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 8:43 PM
there once was a host named ro
and physics she didn’t know
she opened her trap
and out came crap
and her show became no mo
Ordinary1 on November 7, 2007 at 8:45 PM
SitRep
someday youll
understand
ro po
prolific
prose
when is time 4 u
u will understand
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 8:45 PM
I just about choked at this!! Good one.
StephC on November 7, 2007 at 8:48 PM
How sad.
Zorro on November 7, 2007 at 8:53 PM
reloading the page
i find ro is a no go
cyber happiness
robblefarian on November 7, 2007 at 8:53 PM
Bryan,
Glen Beck just did a hypocrisy segment on NBC and its green blackout for the NFL the other night. Rerun of his show comes on in
1 hour.5 minutesIf your interested.
abinitio
In case my e-mail was lost in the flood of complaints about the comments being down.
abinitioadinfinitum on November 7, 2007 at 8:55 PM
i make ro post
2 sho my disgust
with nbc
loss of freedom
culture
of
fear
farewell america
ill miss u
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 8:56 PM
There once was a hag named rosie
Who took pains to write in prosie
She wanted to get
On the nbc set
But the higher ups said hell nosie
TheSitRep on November 7, 2007 at 9:01 PM
TheSitRep on November 7, 2007 at 9:01 PM
Good one LOL
abinitioadinfinitum on November 7, 2007 at 9:03 PM
msnbsee-ya!
Michelle on November 7, 2007 at 9:12 PM
u r mean michelle
crushing dissent
evul bush crony
4 shame michelle
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 9:14 PM
Ace of Spades observes
Why not cut out the middleman of ratings failure and pass the savings on to the public?…
True dat
CommentGuy on November 7, 2007 at 9:14 PM
If half of the programming on cable or satellite weren’t funded from tier packages and you could pick your channels from a menu, their would be a lot of bandwidth available for internet access over cable for one.
CommentGuy on November 7, 2007 at 9:16 PM
LOL indeed. :)
Bob's Kid on November 7, 2007 at 9:17 PM
Looks like it time for rosie to have a slice of chocolate cake covered with liverwurst and spam gelatin frosting. Feel the food love!
csdeven on November 7, 2007 at 9:20 PM
No ro oh no
Now no sho to sho case po Ro
Oh woe to those
Fire
Steel!!!1!12!!!!
Woe
No Ro
Po Ro
Posing Ho
Just so
wccawa on November 7, 2007 at 9:20 PM
u notice
how ro
writes like lolcat?
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 9:21 PM
csdeven
u r so mean to ro
y
she is speaking
trooth 2 power
do u fear trooth?
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 9:22 PM
csdeven
fred and ro
backbone quivers
seizures
wccawa on November 7, 2007 at 9:25 PM
Has that moron ever explained why she writes like that? And why, as if it wasn’t obnoxious enough, she has to do things like type the word “today” as “2day”, like she’s some sort of text messaging teenager? Seriously, I want to understand! Is it just that she’s that insane?
RightWinged on November 7, 2007 at 9:33 PM
They made plans and they talked,
MSNBC offered, she balked,
But eventually they thought it was done.
Then Ro opened her mouth
And the deal all went South,
Like a cat blast from Jimmy’s shotgun.
T J Green on November 7, 2007 at 9:38 PM
she is lolcat
in ro suit rightwinged
tru story
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 9:41 PM
I’d like to kno
If that sho
ever was?
Mazztek on November 7, 2007 at 9:44 PM
Lolcats are INTENTIONALLY funny.
Ro… no!
Mazztek on November 7, 2007 at 9:45 PM
Eh, Olberman knew her *ahem* is bigger than his so he black balled her.
SouthernGent on November 7, 2007 at 9:48 PM
Allah must be suicidal about now.
WasatchMan on November 7, 2007 at 9:49 PM
Rosie, Rosie,
Give us your answer please.
They’re half crazy
over at MSNBC
It would be a stylish hour
The nutroots would feel your power
You could play the clown
of building 7 down
on a set over at MSNBC
Ordinary1 on November 7, 2007 at 9:53 PM
I’m actually disappointed. The more her and those like her speak, the more the American people see what bitter, hateful dolts the left have become……but we still have the rest of Hollyweird, the drive-bys, union leaders, college faculty, and the pop-culture glitterati….so on reflection….I’m actually now happy……
ritethinker on November 7, 2007 at 9:54 PM
2 true wasatch
be sure 2
put allah on
suicide watch
Bad Candy on November 7, 2007 at 9:55 PM
K.O. dont wont no ro dats fo sho, mo fo
TheSitRep on November 7, 2007 at 9:56 PM
We say? Gee, I didn’t realize the O’Donnell clan spoke Yiddish. Maybe they’re from County Kvetch. I wonder if she would have so casually appropriated black vernacular.
“Bashert”, btw, is Yiddish for fate. Most often it’s used in the context of one’s spouse. People will refer to their spouse as their “bashert”, meaning they were fated to be together.
rokemronnie on November 7, 2007 at 10:05 PM
I couldn’t write that badly if I tried. You could take away 75% of my brain and electrically zap all of the intelligence out of what was left and I still couldn’t write that badly.
Explains a lot, actually.
Bob's Kid on November 7, 2007 at 10:11 PM
Rosie = hot-lesbo-mess
TheSitRep on November 7, 2007 at 10:16 PM
Rosie just came by and stole my meatloaf.
GoodBoy on November 7, 2007 at 10:26 PM
What a strong show that was going to be. They let the public know, and they canceled it. What were they going to do? Tape 13 shows then not run them?
right2bright on November 7, 2007 at 10:27 PM
lyk a runie
noze,
evree ro-sho
blows.
‘twaz a mader of
tym,
b4 she bcame a
mym.
betr seen dan
hurd,
coz her utrd
wurd
nd meenng
2
r mo uglee
dan
her fizicl
span.
Rugged Individual on November 7, 2007 at 10:29 PM
2 fynd out
how
dat yning
cow
got da view
gig
dspyt bing a
pig
nd spuing
spit
juz google
it
Rugged Individual on November 7, 2007 at 10:35 PM
道可道，非常道；名可名，非常名。
無名，天地之始；有名，萬物之母。
故常無欲，以觀其妙；常有欲，以觀其徼。
此兩者同出而異名，同謂之玄。
玄之又玄，眾妙之門
Mindcrime on November 7, 2007 at 10:46 PM
The better part of valor is discretion.
- – William Shakespeare
Entelechy on November 7, 2007 at 11:00 PM
中國獨產
使某人成为取笑的对象(或笑柄
Kini on November 7, 2007 at 11:03 PM
Everything DOES come down to Poo.
GoodBoy on November 7, 2007 at 11:12 PM
That video is so funny. Outside of some of the major cities, you might as well just forget you speak or read English because otherwise you’ll go insane.
I forgot where I was, but I ran across a noodle shop that was decorated in Post-Modern Nazi, with German hakenkreutz’s and iron crosses and everything.
Taiwan’s not as bad as the Mainland, but it comes close once you leave Taipei.
Mindcrime on November 7, 2007 at 11:13 PM
This is definite proof that God exists.
Sorry, Atheists, it was inevitable.
;)
Lawrence on November 7, 2007 at 11:43 PM
MoonBat Sow flaps her
gums. Loses her show. Doesn’t
know why? Ain’t that dumb!
Fifteen minutes goes
by fast. Moronic Truther
has kicked her own a**
Corporate Suits bet on
the wrong nag with minimum
brains and skin that sags
Jack.
Jack Deth on November 8, 2007 at 12:03 AM
As the old saying goes:
“Live by the S-word, Die by the S-word”
…or something like that…
landlines on November 8, 2007 at 12:34 AM
My first time in Taiwan and Beijing took some time to get used to the translations, but it makes you wonder sometimes if it all at your expense. Which reminded me of this.
Gov. Mitt Romney’s name, for example, might translate to “Sticky Rice” on the ballot. If former senator and “Law and Order” star Fred Thompson officially hops into the GOP race, Chinese voters could have the option of voting for “Virtue Soup.” Of course, the soup and rice would face a challenges from “Triumphant Wheat,” aka Arizona Sen. John McCain, and Rudy Guiliani, the former New York City mayor, whose Chinese translation might be read as “Peaceful Nun.”
On the Democratic side of the aisle, N.Y. Sen. Hillary Clinton may not be happy to see her name translated into “Tired Forest,” while Illinois Sen. Barack Obama might be read, to his satisfaction, as “Profound Horse.”
Although, some might not see the joke.
Kini on November 8, 2007 at 12:34 AM
Donald Trump repeatedly claimed that she’s dumb.
Entelechy on November 8, 2007 at 12:34 AM
Kini, now this is funny.
Entelechy on November 8, 2007 at 12:37 AM
Howzit my good friend, no translation needed!
Somewhere in San Francisco there are some confused immigrants from China trying to assimilate into this country and in a city where you can find guys dressed up as such.
Fo Real and Oy Vey אױ װײ!
Kini on November 8, 2007 at 12:52 AM
Sorry all for the OT.
Thanks for the inquiry dear Kini. It’s pretty depressing with homes burned in the immediate neighborhood, and so many animals killed, and constant reminders, but one keeps going on. HA always manages to distract, inform and entertain, not in this order necessarily. Never been to Hawaii, for no specific reason. But some day I’ll visit you, with permission. I want to see the gardens. With best regards,
Entelechy on November 8, 2007 at 1:03 AM
Entelechy, you would be always welcome my friend. Anytime.
I had wondered how you made out since I believe you were traveling during the fires.
My sympathies and prayers go out to you, your family, pets and your neighbors.
I’m as guilty for being Off Topic many times and I’m sure I irk the HA team, but shaaaw, dis is a Rosie post. As Bryan though he had nuthin else,
Auto-magically, it presents itself.
You don’t have to be sorry about being OT. Keep in touch and let us know what we can do to help you out.
Kini on November 8, 2007 at 1:35 AM
I’m not even going to try to compete with you “poets.”
Suffice me to simply say:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
georgej on November 8, 2007 at 3:47 AM
Heh, I remember my first beer.
Kini on November 8, 2007 at 4:05 AM
This has got to be the best thread in a long time.
:-D
drjohn on November 8, 2007 at 4:17 AM
Ha, that brightened my morning
vcferlita on November 8, 2007 at 6:55 AM
Roger Ailes hird Geraldo at FNC. Rosie is no less a miscreant. There is still hope.
Valiant on November 8, 2007 at 7:01 AM
Gee, maybe they can give that slot to Geraldo?
BTW was it Rosie opening her maw or what happened afterward that ended the deal? I bet the network got eAvalanched….
There I go coining a new term…
dogsoldier on November 8, 2007 at 7:13 AM
Ordinary1
Bravo!
oldleprechaun on November 8, 2007 at 7:14 AM
me have
a big mouth
kuld not keep it zippt
bush m8d sur
i lost my show
havin
a hissy fit
Hening on November 8, 2007 at 8:13 AM
I swing upside-down
like a vampire bat
I’m a person of girth
not “extremely fat.”
I fought with the Donald
I lost that one too
Now I don’t have a show
(MM: Boo freakin’ hoo!)
Now I run 2 the shadows
Now I go under covers
Now I can’t fill the nation
with stupid that smothers.
BKennedy on November 8, 2007 at 8:15 AM
somthing wrong with your site
everything is coming out misspelt
or no punctuashon
each sentence maxs five words
even comments
shick on November 8, 2007 at 8:37 AM
OTOH, having the show on MSNBC would have been a great way to keep its existence a secret.
TallDave on November 8, 2007 at 9:05 AM
Best Thread EVAH!
Ex-tex on November 8, 2007 at 9:30 AM
fat bat ro
like vampire w/o vamp
just ire
no show fo ro
1st time in histry
ire melt squeal
u r not ready
for prime time
–google it
James on November 8, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Actually, MSNBC passed because Rosie insisted on doing all her talking in this pseudo-haiku fashion on the show
Dudley Smith on November 8, 2007 at 12:14 PM
Just having you here, and are you is the best. Thanks for the kind words Kini.
On topic, I’ve been reflecting a bit, just a tiny bit – I conclude that she wanted too much money, couldn’t agree, and having opened her big mouth, they used that to end it.
Entelechy on November 8, 2007 at 1:08 PM
E, you need more coffee – meant to say, Kini, that you are you, or the way you are…goofy today no matter how I write it – you know what I’m trying to say, that I like you my friend, and that you’re here on HA. Regards and thank you,
Entelechy on November 8, 2007 at 1:10 PM
The photo has Rosie with mouth wide open and a come hither look. Just thinking of the possibilities is frightening!!!!!!!!!!.
Larraby on November 8, 2007 at 2:57 PM
Rosie, she entertains us best by far when she isn’t trying. It isn’t as though we’re happy when she isn’t, but her attempts to explain/justify/rationalize anything negative that happens to her are always hilarious.
It doesn’t hurt that so many here magnify the humor with your razor-sharp wits.
Freelancer on November 8, 2007 at 3:59 PM
What fun…!
Rugged Individual on November 8, 2007 at 11:26 PM
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