Case closed.

I would beg to be tied on the roof of the van. I would rather pee all over that van even if the winds whipped it back on me than sit five minutes under Jimmey Carter’s bird feeder while ole Jimmy is loading that double barrel to give me a little zip.

Anti-semitic pro-terror pathetic moron failed Presidents, not so much.

Frankly, this is one of those “vomit on the crap cake” kind of things.

Giving that man a Nobel Peace Prize is just a neverending source of irony, isn’t it?

ReubenJCogburn on November 7, 2007 at 4:03 PM

Yeah, I guess he’s willing to risk the animal rights award from PETA….

….since the bottom of the note contained what looks like a recipe…

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer®

For him, not even this incident finds a lower rung on the ladder of disgust. He had arrived at bottom low a long time ago.

Huh. I guess Carter isn’t all bad.

Hollowpoint on November 7, 2007 at 3:33 PM

These are fightin’ words…

Why not use good old fashioned rock salt or some sea salt. Oh wait, that involves actually knowing how to reload shells.

deadbackpacker on November 7, 2007 at 9:34 PM

As I recall, Granny on The Beverly Hillbillies loaded up with rock salt and bacon rinds. Which would be handy, because that way she could chase off animals and/or jihadists. But I repeat myself.

What a jackass.

Dear Madame,
Lamentably while acting as your 13 year old granddaughters physician I bored a small hole thru you full-term grandchild’s skull thru which I inserted a tool and sucked his brains out while the child was still in utero. It may ease your grief somewhat to know that the Childs brainless carcass was tossed into the hospital incinerator.

Don’t worry she can still have another kid of any color.
I’ll be golfing at St Andrews till Thursday.

Love,
Doctor Lib

Cheney openly hunts.

To the best of my knowledge he only hunts lawyers and I noticed that only the left was upset about that.

Shooting a cat with a shotgun and calling it’s death an accident is on par with Clinton’s Waco accident. Some children grow up and learn that there are consequences for their actions and the one’s that won’t stay Democrats.

A West Palm Beach teen that killed a kitten by cooking it in an oven has been sentenced to three years in jail.As part of a deal worked out with prosecutors,

Weren’t you visiting friends in Texas Jimmy?

Yet another cat was found mutilated Wednesday evening, bringing the total to a dozen cats killed or mutilated in San Antonio in just the past three weeks. What’s even more surprising is that investigators now say they believe just one person is responsible for all the killing – a serial cat killer.

“We must clean up society”, Jimmy was quoted.

A mother-of-three who killed the family’s cat by deliberately putting it in a washing machine has been jailed.

But then he likes China:

Chinese press has been giving to a nasty video that’s appeared on the Internet of a woman in a slinky dress crushing to death a cat with her stiletto-heeled shoes. Apparently some people find this sexually exciting.

Wait till the cold weather sets in:

A THUG who left a wet kitten on a radiator so hot it suffered burns and blisters all over its body has been jailed

Just in time for Iowa to choose their nominee.

Last month, a Des Plaines man who kicked his neighbor’s 9-week- old kitten to death was slapped with a six-month jail sentence.

I hope the owner of the Cat has him prosecuted to the full extent of the Law.

GogglesPisano on November 7, 2007 at 4:37 PM

I’m sure he was using a .22 with shot shells in it. They are much smaller shot than in an actual shotgun shell and are only effective at very close range. As far as being surprised about Jimmuh being in favor of individual gun ownership…only for individuals in the ruling elite.

Yeah, Jimmy gets confused sometimes during his fits of lusting in the heart. You just have to gently remind him it’s apes and pigs he hates, not cats and rabbits.