And the Academy Award for Best Waterboarding in a Protest Scene goes to…
posted at 4:25 pm on November 7, 2007 by Bryan
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Drum roll, please.

Never heard of him? You saw him in action yesterday. Here’s the AP’s account of his brilliant performance.
Mukasey protesters act out waterboarding
For once, the AP’s headline is dead-on accurate.
On Monday, about 25 protesters describing themselves as anti-war activists and actors responded with a demonstration of waterboarding that brought a volunteer to retching coughs and tears in less than four minutes.
“I wanted desperately to scream but I couldn’t because as soon as I would – water,” said Maboud Ebrahimzadeh, a 26-year-old Iranian-American actor from Maryland. “Water would go through the mouth and through the nose.”
Set up outside the Justice Department’s headquarters, Ebrahimzadeh struggled against his supposed interrogators as they yelled questions and forced him to lie on his back, a cloth over his face, his legs elevated. They poured two gallons of water over his face.
The process was supposed to resemble the process that CIA interrogators are believed to have used on terror detainees until a few years ago. However, Ebrahimzadeh’s interrogators put a plastic cage between his face and the cloth to make sure he did not inhale too much water and, potentially, drown or asphyxiate.
Hearing about it pales in comparison to seeing it, so here’s the man himself in his starring role.
All that wriggling around, the look of fear, the emotional speech afterward. It’s all so…convincing. He’s a genius!
It’s good to see that the star of Five Petals, Get Stuffed, and Fear Up is finally getting his day in the sun.
(h/t Liberrocky)
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so they decided to admit it was “fake but accurate”?
Canadian Imperialist Running Dog on November 7, 2007 at 4:30 PM
You can see there is something under the towel. Where the hands, the towel is hugging the object and creating a shadow. Also, when the towel is removed you can see the towel clinging to the object. It’s pretty thick.
Topsecretk9 on November 7, 2007 at 4:31 PM
Can I have the interrogator girl’s phone number please?
I prefer the hard way.
mojowire on November 7, 2007 at 4:32 PM
Performance Art is torture.
sunny on November 7, 2007 at 4:33 PM
Now, for your next trick, do the sawing off the head demonstration and tell me what’s worse.
Matticus Finch on November 7, 2007 at 4:35 PM
Told’ja.
Fake. Fake. Fake. All in the name of truth(erism).
Lawrence on November 7, 2007 at 4:36 PM
Amazing. Once the towel went over his head, he didn’t know up from down, or who was around. Did he forget were he was from 10 milliseconds before?
matd on November 7, 2007 at 4:36 PM
I get more water on my face when I shower.
p0s3r on November 7, 2007 at 4:38 PM
So the speculations yesterday were right. Now that the truth comes out, how in the blue hell can they say whether or not water boarding is as horrible as they say it is? I mean I don’t know, never water boarded myself, but I did accidently swallow a bunch of pool water once. It sucked, but what freaked me out was it was POOL water. We all know what happens in pools.
…say that gives me an idea, what if instead of water boarding the interrogators just unzip and…
Sammy316 on November 7, 2007 at 4:38 PM
Hypocrites!
I also like his last few words, ” If you would do that to someone to get an answer, then you deserve as good as you get.”
So he’s saying there ARE sometimes when torture is okay.
eclark1849 on November 7, 2007 at 4:39 PM
Heh.
CP on November 7, 2007 at 4:44 PM
Next time they should do a reenactment of Iranian hanging homos, and string ‘em up.
Iranian-American actor. Is that a listing in the yellow pages?
Hening on November 7, 2007 at 4:44 PM
I wish that these snot-nosed, punks would get a taste of real torture – like at the Lubyanka prison in Moscow, the Gulag, or the “re-education” camps of Mao or Pol Pot.
These snot-nosed, punks – they’re too damned illiterate and ignorant to understand a damn thing. Except for how to hate America. They’re very good at that.
OhEssYouCowboys on November 7, 2007 at 4:46 PM
This is all the result of the Hollywood Writer’s Strike.
The libs have to ad lib.
They should tase him as he’s being waterboarded to make it really sound real
Just watch out for those errant puddles.
profitsbeard on November 7, 2007 at 4:49 PM
Who’s that girl getting all in his face? You know some people get paid good money to do that sort of thing. Do you think she’s available? Does she only use water or does she work with hot wax? How about honey?
BohicaTwentyTwo on November 7, 2007 at 4:49 PM
From the Famous Actor’s Web Site.
Accents
1.RP British
2.Contemporary British
3.Cockney
4.Galway Irish
5.Dublin Irish
6.Donegal Irish
7.Belfast Irish
8.Iranian
9.Palestinian10. Russian
11. Brooklyn American
12. Southern American
Vocal impressions and Impersonations
•“Hank Hill” King of the Hill
•“Peter Griffin” Family Guy
•“Chris Griffin” Family Guy
•“Jack Sparrow” Pirates of the Caribbean
•“Barbosa” Pirates of the Caribbean
•Sean Connery
•Christopher Walken
•Brian Cox
•Albert Finney
•George W. Bush Jr.
WriterMom on November 7, 2007 at 4:50 PM
You could feed me a piece of Bumbleberry Pie (Mmmmm…. pie)
and I could moan and scream and writhe around as I enjoy every crumb. It’s called… Acting!
Like what he was doing while they “waterboarded” him.
Frozen Tex on November 7, 2007 at 4:50 PM
Matticus Finch wins the thread.
lan astaslem on November 7, 2007 at 4:51 PM
How hard he must struggle with his craft to portray Palestinians, Iranians AND George Bush.
WriterMom on November 7, 2007 at 4:52 PM
Having watched the “production”, what a Compleat Unmitigated Liar!
(He wore a mouth protector, and his face was dry when the towel came off, then he complained about the water and the sense of suffocation.)
Lies, damned lies, and b.s.-ing waterboarders.
Shameless, but not sham-less.
(I think my brother was once married to the girl in the tape. I recognize her technique. Now that’s torture!)
profitsbeard on November 7, 2007 at 4:57 PM
Actual CIA interrogators probably look at this crap and laugh.
nailinmyeye on November 7, 2007 at 5:05 PM
It is official, there has been more fake waterboarding then real waterboarding.
I can’t help but see that chick, trying to find out why he came in late with lipstick on his collar. Dude, find another girl friend, she’s a freak.
right2bright on November 7, 2007 at 5:09 PM
I don’t think the character’s motivation was right in this scene. How about ten more takes?
Tantor on November 7, 2007 at 5:24 PM
just seeing these moonbat’s brought me to retching coughs and tears in less than four minutes.
{from laughter}
Moonbat performance art is cruel and inhuman treatment{ To the other 2,999,975 Americans} I want it outlawed too.
Mojack420 on November 7, 2007 at 5:36 PM
I’m against simulated drowning. When it comes to, uh, “enemy combatants,” I prefer the Steve Harvey take on Titanic.
mymanpotsandpans on November 7, 2007 at 5:36 PM
Anyone who’s been through SERE training is laughing. Hell, anyone who’s been through Boot Camp, OSUT or Basic Training (before it was wussified beyond belief) is laughing their butts off.
reaganaut on November 7, 2007 at 5:36 PM
lol
So funny…
ballz2wallz on November 7, 2007 at 5:43 PM
Don’t waterboard me bro!
ArmyAunt on November 7, 2007 at 11:06 PM
Yes.
James on November 8, 2007 at 6:27 AM
Didn’t watch the video but it seems to me that if you can repeatedly demonstrate torture on yourself then it’s not torture. How about demonstrating having your fingernails pulled out? Or your tongue hacked off? Or being hog-tied and thrown from the roof of a four-story building? Or having high-voltage wires connected to your genitals?
I am absolutely sick of these idiototic fools.
Rod on November 8, 2007 at 8:06 AM
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