I’m wondering if we can’t maybe compromise with the terrorists. We’ll let them attack certain west coast and northeast cities such as Seattle, San Fran, LA, NY, Bahston, and anyplace in northeast Illinois or industrial Michigan, with only token response so they can get out their anti-American rage on actual targets. Any islamo-fascist captured for attacking these liberal bastions of stupidity and knee-jerking will NOT be tortured in any way, WILL be provided with first class lodging in the city attacked, and and WILL be released in said city after 3 demonstrations on their behalf in said city. Liberals love themselves a good demonstration – the more anti-American the better.

Any attack outside of these designated cities would of course result in hunting down the perpetrators like dogs, repeated water-boarding and use of any other interrogation technique that may be deemed necessary to elicit any information aiding us in preventing any further attacks in non-liberal designated areas, and a summary execution by firing squad or hanging after interrogation.

That should make everyone happy.

deepdiver on November 7, 2007 at 11:56 AM