Comments on: UK mall managers to Santa: Get to a gym, fatso! http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/ The world’s first, full-service conservative Internet broadcast network Mon, 28 May 2012 10:33:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: KMC1 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-768298 KMC1 Tue, 06 Nov 2007 15:51:42 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-768298 It's no wonder there are so many people who have (and still are) emigrated from England. I seriously cannot believe in this day and age there is still a major Western country with such a totalitarian, autocratic, caste society such as England. It's actually very scary the way they are willing to practice such open hate against certain people (overweight) while going so far out of their way to promote others (Muslims). England is a country of despots. It’s no wonder there are so many people who have (and still are) emigrated from England.
I seriously cannot believe in this day and age there is still a major Western country with such a totalitarian, autocratic, caste society such as England.
It’s actually very scary the way they are willing to practice such open hate against certain people (overweight) while going so far out of their way to promote others (Muslims). England is a country of despots.

]]> By: Mojave Mark http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767891 Mojave Mark Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:27:08 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767891 He may be fat but it's not affecting his longevity. I say that we should all eat like Santa so we can live as long as he has. He may be fat but it’s not affecting his longevity. I say that we should all eat like Santa so we can live as long as he has.

]]> By: Gatordoug http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767857 Gatordoug Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:06:18 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767857 You know this sounds like something Huckabee would come up with. You know this sounds like something Huckabee would come up with.

]]> By: flipflop http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767814 flipflop Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:33:39 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767814 <blockquote><strike>Ninny</strike> <i>Nanny</i> nonsense of the day.</blockquote> There...fixed it for ya.

Ninny Nanny nonsense of the day.

There…fixed it for ya.

]]> By: aengus http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767733 aengus Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:36:31 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767733 <blockquote>I wouldn’t be too hard on them. They’re just at a loss as to how to deal with this problem, and personal responsibility is a foreign concept.</blockquote> Yeah but they don't even understand the natural growth rate of metabolism. He's a jolly, <em>old</em> man. Not comparable to obese teenagers.

I wouldn’t be too hard on them. They’re just at a loss as to how to deal with this problem, and personal responsibility is a foreign concept.

Yeah but they don’t even understand the natural growth rate of metabolism. He’s a jolly, old man. Not comparable to obese teenagers.

]]> By: JellyToast http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767655 JellyToast Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:26:15 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767655 Why stop there?? What about how he treats those reindeer! And those elves! Is it fair they do all the work for an entire year and he gets all the glory for one night!! It is a horrible example of animal abuse and insensitivity to workers rights. He is taking advantage of those elves! Just because he is bigger than them! God knows what he threatens them with when nobody else is around! Why else is he so secluded! Then there is the horrible examples of playing around or slippery rooftops, going down chimneys!! How many children have been injured from falls and burns imitating this nutcase! I don't even think he wears a seat belt when he's flying around!! I suspect he has a mental disorder! Nobody wears that much red with a sane mind! Why stop there?? What about how he treats those reindeer! And those elves! Is it fair they do all the work for an entire year and he gets all the glory for one night!! It is a horrible example of animal abuse and insensitivity to workers rights. He is taking advantage of those elves! Just because he is bigger than them! God knows what he threatens them with when nobody else is around! Why else is he so secluded! Then there is the horrible examples of playing around or slippery rooftops, going down chimneys!! How many children have been injured from falls and burns imitating this nutcase! I don’t even think he wears a seat belt when he’s flying around!! I suspect he has a mental disorder! Nobody wears that much red with a sane mind!

]]> By: clghitis http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767481 clghitis Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:49:25 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767481 <blockquote>Santa’s personal-trainer elf is hot! peski on November 5, 2007 at 2:05 PM</blockquote> I'm picturing a scene from Bad Santa 2 and a double entendre about eating pie...

Santa’s personal-trainer elf is hot!

peski on November 5, 2007 at 2:05 PM

I’m picturing a scene from Bad Santa 2 and a double entendre about eating pie…

]]> By: mjk http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767420 mjk Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:00:41 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767420 <blockquote>Festivus, for the rest of us… Rick on November 5, 2007 at 3:52 PM</blockquote> When is the time for the airing of greivances? Because I've got A LOT of greivances this year..... On topic - I blame Santa for my love of Milk and Cookies. I'm not obese but I still blame him.

Festivus, for the rest of us…

Rick on November 5, 2007 at 3:52 PM

When is the time for the airing of greivances? Because I’ve got A LOT of greivances this year…..

On topic – I blame Santa for my love of Milk and Cookies. I’m not obese but I still blame him.

]]> By: Rick http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767409 Rick Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:52:50 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767409 <blockquote>jedijson on November 5, 2007 at 3:24 PM</blockquote> <a href="http://www.festivusbook.com/" rel="nofollow">Festivus, for the rest of us...</a>

jedijson on November 5, 2007 at 3:24 PM

Festivus, for the rest of us…

]]> By: lan astaslem http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767395 lan astaslem Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:41:09 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767395 <blockquote>Actually, PETA will force him to stop enslaving those poor reindeer. He will end up with a battery-powered, solar-and-wind charged sleigh, which will, indeed, meet regulations to be promulgated by the new United Nations Commission on Transportation Safety and Equity. eeyore on November 5, 2007 at 2:32 PM </blockquote> And of course, "Christmas" will end up being extended to a full month (a la Ramadan), because the new sleigh will never make it around the world in one night! Of course, Santa won't actually be able to leave any presents for any of the kids, because we don't want to hurt little Mo's feelings or anything like that. So Santa will also be required to take classes in proper ululation techniques. Can't these idiots find something better to worry about?

Actually, PETA will force him to stop enslaving those poor reindeer. He will end up with a battery-powered, solar-and-wind charged sleigh, which will, indeed, meet regulations to be promulgated by the new United Nations Commission on Transportation Safety and Equity.

eeyore on November 5, 2007 at 2:32 PM

And of course, “Christmas” will end up being extended to a full month (a la Ramadan), because the new sleigh will never make it around the world in one night! Of course, Santa won’t actually be able to leave any presents for any of the kids, because we don’t want to hurt little Mo’s feelings or anything like that. So Santa will also be required to take classes in proper ululation techniques.

Can’t these idiots find something better to worry about?

]]> By: jedijson http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767371 jedijson Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:24:35 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767371 Heck, I'm supremely impressed that they're still calling it <em>Christmas</em> and not something along the lines of <em>Winter Festival</em>. Since, you know, Christmas is a Christian holiday and all that... Heck, I’m supremely impressed that they’re still calling it Christmas and not something along the lines of Winter Festival. Since, you know, Christmas is a Christian holiday and all that…

]]> By: Tony737 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767338 Tony737 Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:03:26 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767338 Are the Brits callin' him Santa now? When I was there they called him Father Christmas. He used to need to be fat for winter, but now whith global warming ... Are the Brits callin’ him Santa now? When I was there they called him Father Christmas.

He used to need to be fat for winter, but now whith global warming …

]]> By: ronsfi http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767336 ronsfi Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:03:11 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767336 <blockquote>What’s next, suing Santa’s until his sleigh conforms to airline safety regulations?</blockquote> Beautiful!

What’s next, suing Santa’s until his sleigh conforms to airline safety regulations?

Beautiful!

]]> By: Wade http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767316 Wade Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:50:11 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767316 Ever wonder why so many people left England to begin a real life in the colonies? Ever wonder why so many people left England to begin a real life in the colonies?

]]> By: eeyore http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767285 eeyore Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:32:54 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767285 <blockquote>What’s next, suing Santa’s until his sleigh conforms to airline safety regulations?</blockquote> Actually, PETA will force him to stop enslaving those poor reindeer. He will end up with a battery-powered, solar-and-wind charged sleigh, which will, indeed, meet regulations to be promulgated by the new United Nations Commission on Transportation Safety and Equity.

What’s next, suing Santa’s until his sleigh conforms to airline safety regulations?

Actually, PETA will force him to stop enslaving those poor reindeer. He will end up with a battery-powered, solar-and-wind charged sleigh, which will, indeed, meet regulations to be promulgated by the new United Nations Commission on Transportation Safety and Equity.

]]> By: MirCat http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767278 MirCat Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:30:47 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767278 If plumping up gets me some of those Santa's little helpers in green shorts, so be it. - The Cat P.S. <blockquote>Santa Clause has a red suit He's a communist And a beard, and long hair Must be a pacifist What's in the pipe that he's smoking?</blockquote> If plumping up gets me some of those Santa’s little helpers in green shorts, so be it.

- The Cat

P.S.

Santa Clause has a red suit
He’s a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?

]]> By: TexasDan http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767272 TexasDan Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:27:17 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767272 Are we sure this isn't late April Fool's material? Who set up all those shots? Are we sure this isn’t late April Fool’s material? Who set up all those shots?

]]> By: JiangxiDad http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767249 JiangxiDad Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:15:27 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767249 <blockquote>They’re just at a loss as to how to deal with this problem...</blockquote> Which problem?

They’re just at a loss as to how to deal with this problem…

Which problem?

]]> By: peski http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767236 peski Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:05:37 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767236 Santa's personal-trainer elf is <strong>hot</strong>! Santa’s personal-trainer elf is hot!

]]> By: Esthier http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767230 Esthier Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:00:40 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767230 <blockquote>And that’s the fault of a mythical guy who only shows up for a month or so out of the year. Riiiight.</blockquote> I wouldn't be too hard on them. They're just at a loss as to how to deal with this problem, and personal responsibility is a foreign concept.

And that’s the fault of a mythical guy who only shows up for a month or so out of the year. Riiiight.

I wouldn’t be too hard on them. They’re just at a loss as to how to deal with this problem, and personal responsibility is a foreign concept.

]]> By: tickleddragon http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767227 tickleddragon Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:59:39 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767227 This is just plain all kinds of stupid. This is just plain all kinds of stupid.

]]> By: Kini http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767225 Kini Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:59:31 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767225 Mrs. Claus will have to start wearing the hijab. Mrs. Claus will have to start wearing the hijab.

]]> By: shick http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767212 shick Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:50:56 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767212 This is so ridiculous it sounds like a parody. What's next, the British Dental Association campaiging against the Easter Bunny with all his candies? This is so ridiculous it sounds like a parody.

What’s next, the British Dental Association campaiging against the Easter Bunny with all his candies?

]]> By: nailinmyeye http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767200 nailinmyeye Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:44:36 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767200 <blockquote>What’s next, suing Santa’s until his sleigh conforms to airline safety regulations?</blockquote> Exhaust...those reindeer are gassy. That's what I hear, anyway.

What’s next, suing Santa’s until his sleigh conforms to airline safety regulations?

Exhaust…those reindeer are gassy. That’s what I hear, anyway.

]]> By: mojo http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/comment-page-1/#comment-767198 mojo Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:44:04 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/05/uk-mall-managers-to-santa-get-to-a-gym-fatso/#comment-767198 Lumps of coal all around, then? Lumps of coal all around, then?

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