Bad idea of the day: Give prison inmates pole vaulting lessons

posted at 5:57 pm on November 3, 2007 by Bryan

I don’t get the prison’s thinking here. It’s probably a little too late to get on track for the Beijing Olympics, and there’s really no money in professional pole vaulting.

It’s not hard to see why the inmates might be into it though.

Inmates at the young offenders’ institution are learning how to vault 13ft high bars.
But the governor insists that their new skills will not be put to use for escape bids – because the jail walls are 20ft high and topped with razor wire.

About 30 prisoners aged from18 to 21 have attended pole vault classes at Portland Young Offenders’ Institute, in Dorset, which has a total of 560 prisoners.

Governor Steve Holland is hoping a future Olympic champion will emerge. He was approached by Trudy Carter, Dorset’s athletics development officer, who said she had a mobile pole vaulting unit for use in a gym and wanted to get the inmates interested.

But yesterday taxi driver Mike Lee, whose firm is used by the prison, said: “It struck me as funny that prisoners are being taught to pole vault. Next they will be teaching them rock climbing and ladder making.” Mr Lee, 60, of Weymouth, added: “Let’s hope they don’t get too good at it.”

The men’s pole vault record is 6.14 meters, or a little over 20 feet. The prison’s walls are 20 feet.

Hm.

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Let me guess….another brain dead University of Delaware beta program?

locomotivebreath1901 on November 3, 2007 at 6:01 PM

Now this is just a waste of money. Government should do something useful like giving Illegal Immigrants Drivers liecences

/sarcasm

William Amos on November 3, 2007 at 6:08 PM

“Pole vaulting”? Lol, there’s a prison sex joke in there, but I’m not gonna touch it.

RightWinged on November 3, 2007 at 6:21 PM

The men’s pole vault record is 6.14 meters, or a little over 20 feet. The prison’s walls are 20 feet. — Bryan

Yeah, but the guy that pole vaulted over 20 feet had a nice big cushion to land on, I doubt the prison is planning to put cushions around the perimeter of the prison wall. Twenty feet is a long drop Dude.

Maxx on November 3, 2007 at 6:23 PM

Razor wire? I know how the stuff is manufactured, and what it can do to you. If I were an inmate, I wouldn’t want to try, and fail.

gryphon202 on November 3, 2007 at 6:23 PM

This is one of those stories that seems like total stupidity until you actually read it, then it makes sense. There is no major ‘bad idea’ here except that inmates should not be given any lessons on anything recreational like this.

kaltes on November 3, 2007 at 6:25 PM

Hmm, I’m all for having them kept busy with good, clean, fun exercise, but how long till one of these guys lands wrong and sues?

tikvah on November 3, 2007 at 6:32 PM

Other courses being offered:
Locksmithing
Mining
Explosive Chemistry
Unarmed Combat

The list goes on…

rmgraha on November 3, 2007 at 7:02 PM

They should make them choose between this or conjugal visits.

SouthernGent on November 3, 2007 at 7:17 PM

They better take Louis L’Amour’s Last of the Breed out of the prison library.

INC on November 3, 2007 at 7:26 PM

I can’t decide whether to scratch my head in bewilderment, laugh, or both.

vcferlita on November 3, 2007 at 7:42 PM

On tonights prison docket is our annual magic show !

I want our prisoners to welcome our next Guest Mr Houdini who will shwo you his great escape tricks !

His first trick will be to show you how to remove handcuffs !

William Amos on November 3, 2007 at 7:45 PM

Unbelievable.

Zorro on November 3, 2007 at 7:58 PM

Bad Idea: Prison pole vaulting

Good Idea: Ringing the grounds outside prison walls with nine inch high spikes.

Tony737 on November 3, 2007 at 9:10 PM

Yeah, but the guy that pole vaulted over 20 feet had a nice big cushion to land on, I doubt the prison is planning to put cushions around the perimeter of the prison wall.

Yeah but by not providing a cushion for the Convicted American community the prison authorities are discriminating against them. They should provide a safe landing area so they won’t be sued.

aengus on November 3, 2007 at 9:59 PM

I’m surprised they’re not teaching this as a way to cross the Rio grande.

Buy Danish on November 4, 2007 at 12:06 AM

Yes, but are they providing a Spanish translator for the instructors?

Just asking…

Mojave Mark on November 4, 2007 at 12:56 AM

They’re probably doing it as a way to relieve prison overcrowding. I’ve been caught in razor-wire several times, and it’s not a fun experience. I can say with utter certainty that a pole-vault into a razor wire fence followed by a 20 foot drop is a guaranteed trip to the morgue.

c6gunner on November 4, 2007 at 1:53 AM

Look into prison escapes by allied servicemen during WW II and I think one guy actually escaped using this “pole vault to freedom” method.

(Not the same as the disraction excerise done on the vaulting “horse” used by Brit POW’s in the classic war story “THE WOODEN HORSE”, but I think it was mentioned in that book as another method (or maybe in “The Colditz Story”?)

I’d rather risk a twenty foot fall (just pad your clothes with newspaper and pray) than serve 20 years, given the choice.

profitsbeard on November 4, 2007 at 8:45 PM