Video: The View discusses the, um, “vajayjay”
posted at 5:50 pm on November 2, 2007 by Allahpundit
Someone sent me this link this morning, and I can only assume that that person hates me. Because now I wish I was dead.
If I suffer, you have to suffer too. That’s just the way this dysfunctional little blog relationship we have works.
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Alisyn Camerota is so NOT an airhead… She’s one of the wittiest broads. Many of the other hotties are semi-airheads, but Camerota is anything but. Do you watch her on Fox & Friends first? Watch her interact. Then watch any of the other chicks when they’re stuck in that position where they’re supposed to act laid back and interact with the other anchors. Camerota stomps them all in that department, and she has to deal with Kilmeade! (Who clearly secretly wants her by the way)
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 8:31 PM
Yeah, if the contest is “who most looks like one of the creatures from sleepwalkers”.
Kelly is one of the other more intelligent (seeming anyway) chicks… but she looks like her nose was broken and she hasn’t found the time to get it fixed and stay home while it healed. She is hot, but I find that nose thing distracting. (Just to add to my earlier picky rant)
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 8:34 PM
I quit watching Fox & Friends First months ago. Kilmeade and Doocey were barely tolerable when there was someone semi-intelligent sitting between them. With Camerota it’s the Three Stooges with Mo in drag.
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 8:43 PM
I think Camerota is adorable. Her and Kiran Chetry made that show watchable for me.
Michelle is still the lovliest lady on FOX, hands down. And the most accomplished.
Dork B. on November 2, 2007 at 8:48 PM
Oh man, gotta agree to disagree on that one.
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 8:49 PM
Agreed.
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 8:52 PM
Ridiculous!
Dork B. on November 2, 2007 at 8:54 PM
Lol, okay, it’s a slight exaggeration… but you can’t tell me she doesn’t look a little like a cat? She’s obviously better looking than most chicks, but there’s still something catish there.
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 9:03 PM
I’d clean that litterbox.I see your point. She has lovely eyes. I almost feel ashamed mentioning her in a View Va-Jay Jay post.Dork B. on November 2, 2007 at 9:11 PM
No one compares to KP, baby.
Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 9:13 PM
I detected a hint of Miss Piggy, somehow. She’s okay, but seemed a little…snouty. Not bad, though.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 9:13 PM
Bethany?
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 9:18 PM
I’ve watched her leave Kilmeade speechless more times than I can count. Alisyn is a babe, and smart too.
cmdrsubfleet on November 2, 2007 at 9:28 PM
OK, let’s just get this over with, no one, No. One. Comes close to the reality goddess/daytime wanna-be tv journalist, Julie Chen.
Put on oven mits gents because your screen is about to get HOT!
Alden Pyle on November 2, 2007 at 9:31 PM
Hot..in a bobblehead sorta way.
Alden Pyle on November 2, 2007 at 9:33 PM
Because AP is an atheist, God struck him blind.
Ali-Bubba on November 2, 2007 at 9:33 PM
If Molly Line were President, she’d be Babraham Lincoln.
Dork B. on November 2, 2007 at 9:39 PM
What’s wrong with cooter…?
Heh!
4shoes on November 2, 2007 at 9:39 PM
Translation: Allah finished his 12 pack, cracked another 6, and sits weeping, staring at the “POWERS!” (hand press) video on loop.
(Scroll to second video here if you’re not familiar with what I’m talking about)
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 9:49 PM
That makes waterboarding seem like a massage.
Hening on November 2, 2007 at 9:59 PM
Too funny. You actually could watch it on loop if you imagine her doing that in a little cop outfit.
Dork B. on November 2, 2007 at 10:08 PM
Naw, you can’t beat the Chenbot. Body glitter, clingy outfits, the sexy way she says, “but first”.
Alden Pyle on November 2, 2007 at 10:21 PM
Who’s Chenbot?
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 10:45 PM
Prepare to be hypnotised by the power of Chenbot’s beauty. You will have an insatiable urge to watch CBS at 7:00Am, and it aint for the news content.
Alden Pyle on November 2, 2007 at 10:58 PM
My thoughts exactly. I have to agree with him about Julie Banderas though. Just about the most smokin babe on Fox as far as looks go. But the one that trips my trigger is Megan Kelly, hot and smarter than the rest of them combined.
conservnut on November 2, 2007 at 11:05 PM
There’s a Bloodhound Gang song with some slang I hadn’t heard. Came across the lyrics while searching for “squish mitten”.
mikeyboss on November 2, 2007 at 11:05 PM
OK Julie Chen & Lynda Carter. There is a wonder Woman costume and magic laso fantasy comment here but I just can’t put my finger on it.
Or, Julie in a slinky silk coctail dress, with Les…whom she swears she’s gonna leave for me.
Alden Pyle on November 2, 2007 at 11:08 PM
Eh, not my thang.
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 11:26 PM
Chen is Thai-hot, and seems to enjoy showing off her cupcakes. But My Cousin Vinnie nails it, so to say, with the French girl Melissa. Wow.
Jaibones on November 2, 2007 at 11:31 PM
oh thank you God for giving me an old inept @& slow processor so i can not download stuff and watch this video at the same time .
Mojack420 on November 2, 2007 at 11:57 PM
I’d tun my old man into the Enquirer for her.
Dork B. on November 3, 2007 at 12:08 AM
I’ve been banned for Banderas.
Melissa rules, Julie drools.
To be honest, I firmly believe that this post proves without a doubt that Allahpundit is so ghey, even the Phelps Phreaks would be scared to protest at his funeral.
And that’s a level of teh ghey that nobody, not even J.K. Rowling, would dare to enter.
Vinnie on November 3, 2007 at 1:28 AM
Just listen to some Pantera while viddying and all will be well.
SouthernDem on November 3, 2007 at 2:50 AM
WORD
SouthernDem on November 3, 2007 at 2:51 AM
Vajayjay originated on The Bob and Tom Show. It was coined by Chick McGee while impersonating Nipsey Russell. I can only imagine that the skanks on ‘The View’ have vajayjays that resemble “sleeve of wizard”.
manfriend on November 3, 2007 at 5:38 AM
It is clear that the cast of “The View” have nothing much to talk about, so they come up with strange, and unproductive topics, and just babble for several minutes at a time, between television commercials.
I’d rather “The View” be replaced with “Insight,” featuring Michelle Malkin as one of the principle hosts-pundits-journalists.
Other participants?
Here is a list of possibilities:
Larry Elder
Hirsi Ali
Dr. Walter Williams
Dr. Thomas Sowell
I’m tired, and I am going to get some sleep.
Those are enough names for now.
William
William2006 on November 3, 2007 at 6:05 AM
KP
Banderas
Nauert
McCallum
Sometimes diversity is wonderful!
drjohn on November 3, 2007 at 8:49 AM
Y’know, I used to be entranced by the Chenbot, too, until I learned that she’d had some work done (notice the “old” nose in the Lynda Carter picture, and she’s admitted to having work done on her eyes). Plus, she went and married the boss of the network, who was not quite divorced from his ex of about 30 years (only about 6 years less than Jules has been alive) when they went public. Kind of spoiled the allure for me. (Well, that and she’s very stiff as a news anchor.)
Captain Scarlet on November 3, 2007 at 8:50 AM
The Soup’s take on this: Vajapocalypse:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aN9bqYhNLDs
RightWinged on November 3, 2007 at 10:30 AM
I wonder if Whoopi and Barbara have maids dusting the floors after them?
Black Adam on November 3, 2007 at 1:04 PM
Dang! You’re right. She should be the poster child in support of reasons to get a good plastic surgeon. She went from double bagger ugly to Sizzling hot, see before & after shots here.
The homewrecker news takes a little shine off the luster too, but, damn, do I really even need to tell ya?…
Alden Pyle on November 3, 2007 at 2:38 PM
And “The View” plumbs to another new depth.
Lawrence on November 3, 2007 at 3:14 PM
Agreed. It’s always suspect to me when they have to talk about THAT just to generate interest….i dunno…just smells fishy to me.
dont taze me bro on November 3, 2007 at 4:00 PM
these haridans are the lowest form of trailor trash. forgive me trailors
rpower57 on November 3, 2007 at 4:37 PM
Bradky is right – Ms. Jackie Gutfield is the most interesting of the Fox women, followed by Harris Faulkner and Megyn Kelly. The others are either beautiful and vane, or beautiful and empty, or smart and not so beautiful, or beautiful and dull, or, or, or.
On topic,
…or “I have no sex, you don’t either”.
Entelechy on November 4, 2007 at 12:31 AM
Now there goes pubic relations.
MSGTAS on November 4, 2007 at 1:44 PM
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