Video: The View discusses the, um, “vajayjay”
posted at 5:50 pm on November 2, 2007 by Allahpundit
Someone sent me this link this morning, and I can only assume that that person hates me. Because now I wish I was dead.
If I suffer, you have to suffer too. That’s just the way this dysfunctional little blog relationship we have works.
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Sadly, my fiancee has picked up this hair-pullingly annoying little euphemism as well.
The death of America starts here, my friends…
MadisonConservative on November 2, 2007 at 5:51 PM
MY EARS! MY EARS! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!
Why, Allah, WHY!?!?
stonemeister on November 2, 2007 at 5:52 PM
I think I’m gonna hurl. Thanks AP! Your misery is our misery and we love to keep each other company.
CliffHanger on November 2, 2007 at 5:54 PM
I occasionally say “vajayjay” so I’m not completely innocent, even though it is childish and annoying.
However, having the old bats on “The View” talk about it does signal the death of America…..
AP, I’m not the one who sent it, honest. I love you.
mjk on November 2, 2007 at 5:54 PM
Allah, you know I luv ya man, but after Whoopie’s introduction I had to quit. A man my age has no business listening to Vanjayjay.
Limerick on November 2, 2007 at 5:54 PM
Baba WaWa: “My Virginia”
Oooh, the folks in the Sic Semper Tyrannis state are not going to like that.
CliffHanger on November 2, 2007 at 5:57 PM
Well, after all, there is a giant V in the background.
Sesame Street style, everyone say it with me now, “V is for………”
……………Yeah, I know, I’m going to hell.
Hawkins1701 on November 2, 2007 at 5:57 PM
They couldn’t have at least had Elizabeth on the show they decide to talk about vaginas?
BTW, it helps to zone out and stare at Heather Nauert on The Big Story. You almost forget what’s going on on your computer screen.
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 5:57 PM
I have a BIG brother, if you know what I mean!
SouthernGent on November 2, 2007 at 5:59 PM
Pudenda is actually very close to the medical description of the area. The main nerve is the pudendal nerve, and the pudendal artery and vein actually supply blood to the external genitalia. Pudenda, even though it’s a slang is actually more medically understandable.
Chudi on November 2, 2007 at 6:00 PM
Yeah, I don’t really dig her, though.
Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 6:02 PM
So is this what the Movie “V” is really all about ?
William Amos on November 2, 2007 at 6:03 PM
WHAT!? How can you not!? She’s easily top 3. (Of course I’m talking about the list of hottest Fox News Foxes)
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 6:07 PM
She’s totally average, dude.
Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 6:08 PM
There goes the plan for all you can eat babybacks tonight. Skip dinner altogether. Might as well forget sex for the next 16 years or so, too. Thanks, man.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 6:08 PM
I dig her and I normally hate blonde chicks. Her odd alien-like face somehow attracts me, somehow.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 6:10 PM
Oh man, are we talking about the same girl?
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/HeatherNauert/
I hereby resign from HotAir comments. (WAIT! NOT REALLY!)
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 6:14 PM
My question to Hot Air readers: If they were going to insist on a co-host for Gibby, why not make it the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, a.k.a. Julie Banderas?
Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 6:14 PM
Why am I turned on by this?
sweeper on November 2, 2007 at 6:15 PM
Sorry, but Laurie Dhue is a whole differnt level
sweeper on November 2, 2007 at 6:16 PM
AP, I think you owe us a Friday funny for sure now!
abinitioadinfinitum on November 2, 2007 at 6:16 PM
Yeah I would agree…but what am I saying I think Jane Skinner is the hot.
liberrocky on November 2, 2007 at 6:16 PM
I’m a completely straight woman and I think both Julie Banderas and Laurie Dhue are beautiful.
mjk on November 2, 2007 at 6:17 PM
You do mean Courtney Friel.
abinitioadinfinitum on November 2, 2007 at 6:20 PM
If I use the word “vajayjay” (aside from this once to make a point) EVER…someone freakin shoot me.
It’s stupid, stupid-sounding, and totally signals that you watch too much daytime tv. Blech! :p
tickleddragon on November 2, 2007 at 6:20 PM
Almost as good as Mr. HooHaa
Kini on November 2, 2007 at 6:21 PM
Friel is freaky deaky hot but she’s no Banderas. I encourage you to watch the new Big Story weekend at 4 p.m. on Saturday and judge for yourself.
Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 6:22 PM
Genius. You took a painful and horrifying concept — the View Vajayjay topic with a Whoopie screen cap (aaaarrrggghhh!) — and turned it upside down, into a travelogue of Fox hotties.
Jaibones on November 2, 2007 at 6:22 PM
I guess we can agree to disagree but if I had any kind of chance with either one, I could be persuaded either way very easily.
abinitioadinfinitum on November 2, 2007 at 6:28 PM
Heather Naurt totally average?
Someone needs to put away of the tube sock and vasaline.
Rode Werk on November 2, 2007 at 6:28 PM
Friel looks like Katie Couric in her cheerleading days. She’d be hot otherwise. I’ll go with Allah.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 6:29 PM
Actually, Heather looked far and away the best when the make up came off during the early stages of the war.
Rode Werk on November 2, 2007 at 6:30 PM
All the fox babes
liberrocky on November 2, 2007 at 6:30 PM
I think some of those Viewpeople wear fake colocklocks.
km on November 2, 2007 at 6:31 PM
Btw, Allah, thanks for the screen cap warning. If it had been the yummy blonde I might have hit it (the button). The Whoopie Warning kept me on the straight and really, really narrow.
Jaibones on November 2, 2007 at 6:31 PM
The video is not worth the archive space!
As for the Women of Fox, Julie Banderas has it all but there’s something about Amy Kellog… Now my Thai beauty is about to flatten my head with a skillet.
Zorro on November 2, 2007 at 6:32 PM
dems is fighten words!! :P
abinitioadinfinitum on November 2, 2007 at 6:33 PM
Not a single babe on Fox News can even compare to Melissa Theuriau.
And no, the Llamabutchers did not pay me for this comment.
Vinnie on November 2, 2007 at 6:34 PM
Cool Radar Online game: guess if they are Fox news anchors…..or porn stars!!!!
http://www.radaronline.com/quiz/2007/10/fox_news_anchor_or_porn_star.php
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 6:34 PM
You’re asking for reasons not to make it Banderas? Sorry, can’t think of any.
Friel is married, so I have to knock off a couple of points. She did win some back during the Red Eye episode where she was made up like a slutty 80′s girl though. I like me the slutty lookin’ ones- even if they’re not slutty.
Hollowpoint on November 2, 2007 at 6:34 PM
Megan Kelly!.
infidel on November 2, 2007 at 6:34 PM
BANDERAS CAN. BANNED.
Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 6:37 PM
FOX has been having a few new lookers guest appearing from the Business channel lately.
.
Ding Ding, we have a winner!
abinitioadinfinitum on November 2, 2007 at 6:37 PM
I seem to recall an episode of “House” where they used the phrase “squish mitten.” Perhaps the “The View” ladies should discuss that one.
Blacklake on November 2, 2007 at 6:37 PM
None of those four women in the panel should ever be able to use that word ever again.
None of them have one. They don’t, they don’t, they don’t.
I hate you for posting this, AP.
heh!
thirteen28 on November 2, 2007 at 6:38 PM
Jackie Gutfield, a bottle of Red Wine, and a hot tub! Yowsa!
Bradky on November 2, 2007 at 6:40 PM
She did say one night “I’m married right now”? which I thought a bit odd, just a bit.
abinitioadinfinitum on November 2, 2007 at 6:41 PM
Afraid knawt Heather Naurt. You have the five head thing going on there. The V-clip should have been blocked by the V-chip. I just call it poon tang or some guy’s call it a cooter. Back in the city the spanish kids calles cho cho. By any name that thing is the most powerful thing known or unknown to man.
sonnyspats1 on November 2, 2007 at 6:42 PM
Whatever happened to “hoo-hah”?
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 6:42 PM
She definitely gains points if she gets divorced; hot, slutty looking (with the right makeup) and post-divorce vulnerability? Hawt!
Hollowpoint on November 2, 2007 at 6:44 PM
As for Fox babes…Juliet Huddy! ‘Course, she’s no longer on FNC, but who cares?
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 6:45 PM
So does this mean you’re going to quit drinking and come home? The kids miss you.
7/10…. I missed Rebeca Gomez for pete’s sake.
liquidflorian on November 2, 2007 at 6:45 PM
Speaking of old wives tales.
Speakup on November 2, 2007 at 6:46 PM
Nope. I’m on beer #6 as we speak.
Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 6:46 PM
Shibani Joshi of Fox Business News is my new fave.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/img/our-team/shibani_joshi_ourteam.jpg
I have a thing for Indian chicks, what can I say.
This chick isn’t bad for a blonde: http://www.foxbusiness.com/img/our-team/sandra_smith_ourteam.jpg
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 6:48 PM
Heh…you’d love working where I work.
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 6:51 PM
heh, I got 7, too. Didn’t know the Debbie Does Dallas lady, and thought two of the Fox chicks were porn stars. Knew all the other porn stars, though, meaning I actually recognized them. I’m so proud of myself, sniff.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 6:51 PM
Damn…I’m lagging.
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 6:51 PM
Dear gawd…even Barbara gets in on the convo. How often do you get to hear Baba say vagina and penis in the same sentence?
I hear the thud of careers falling to the floor…
JetBoy on November 2, 2007 at 6:51 PM
I used to work in Fremont, CA, and lived in Kolkata for a while, so I had the good life for a while. Married an Indian, too. But alas, am in Florida now, so YES, I’m sure I would love working where you work.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 6:53 PM
How could you guys completely overlook Legs Colby?
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 6:53 PM
AP -
YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE.
pullingmyhairout on November 2, 2007 at 6:53 PM
I wonder what beer Allah drinks? I’m guessing Magic Hat #9.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 6:55 PM
Hmmm…I’m guessing Yuengling.
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 6:56 PM
I’m guessing Newcastle Brown Ale.
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 6:57 PM
Yeesh…64 comments on a vajayjay thread.
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 6:58 PM
I’m guessing Miller. HeHe just kidden, don’t ban me.
abinitioadinfinitum on November 2, 2007 at 6:58 PM
Oh yeah!!!! Listen to her views on public nudity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzfK6Oj8Zl0
Andy in Agoura Hills on November 2, 2007 at 6:59 PM
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR.
Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 6:59 PM
Far and away the all time best was Lynne Russel of the old HNN days. She had the best smirk EVER!
Not to mention she was the kind of beauty that made other women run away so they wouldn’t be measured to her standard.
Lynne Russel was the definition of HAWT!
Rode Werk on November 2, 2007 at 6:59 PM
White courtesy phone for rosie’s underwear. Rosie’s underwear to the white courtesy phone.
I don’t even bother anymore with their incoherent hen sessions awash in a repetitious cacophony of redundant echos.
Stuff like that will drive you to AP’s house for the rest of that case o beer.
locomotivebreath1901 on November 2, 2007 at 6:59 PM
But they’re mostly about beer and Fox babes. It is Friday night, ya know.
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 7:00 PM
That was the night I fell in lust with her!
abinitioadinfinitum on November 2, 2007 at 7:02 PM
I beg to differ…she was more sexy than hot. I maintain that there’s a distinct difference. But yes, it was all about that smirk.
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 7:02 PM
I was wondering how this post had over 60 comments… now it makes perfect sense, a debate on the hottest Fox Babe.
And AP, I am with you… overall, Banderas is the total package. Can be serious, silly, and always smokin’. It’s always nice to see her on Red Eye where she can let her freak flag fly.
Wineaholic on November 2, 2007 at 7:03 PM
Haha, that “quiz” was a funny idea, but they didn’t use the hottest chicks… Admittedly, I’d have known they were Fox (or Fox Business) chicks, but non-news junky types wouldn’t have. FBN has a bunch of them (just look at the bios on the web site), yet they chose some of the least hot ones to use on that quiz.
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 7:07 PM
I know. I recently started drinking it (on your recommendation) after 30+ years of Heineken. Actually, I alternate the two. The contrast between the hoppy flavor of Heinekin and the rich malt flavor of Newcastle is refreshing.
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 7:08 PM
If it beeeennds, it’s funny.
The Ugly American on November 2, 2007 at 7:09 PM
Megan Kelly for sure!
countywolf on November 2, 2007 at 7:13 PM
Holy sh*t,look at those legs! Okay, she’s definitely hot.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 7:16 PM
Yeah, but apparently not as hot as sugar t*ts Banderas. Riiiight.
Andy in Agoura Hills on November 2, 2007 at 7:20 PM
Damn, too late! I was going to guess Mike Hunt’s Bitter Ale.
dont taze me bro on November 2, 2007 at 7:26 PM
Getting back on topic, I suppose I’d rather hear Tyra Banks talking about the vajayjay than those cackling hens at The View.
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 7:26 PM
All I want to see Tyra Banks do is DIE.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3tvIxEK5OVc
(Disclaimer: That’s a joke, exaggerating my dislike for Tyra Banks)
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 7:32 PM
I hope The Boss isn’t reading this thread.
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 7:32 PM
I have to agree with AP. I love Julie Banderas.
chief on November 2, 2007 at 7:34 PM
The problem with Banderas is that she always looks pissed off.
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 7:46 PM
I gotta jump back in on this Banderas thing… I actually used to CONSTANTLY bring her up, back in the “AP loves KP” days, but I’ve kinda moved past it… She’s still hot, and easily top 5, maybe even top 3 material on Fox… But I’m noticing that Alisyn Camerota has gotten hotter over the past year (not sure why). I really think Nauert is right up there, I’m not sure why she seems so underrated here.
Now, I could start to get picky, like… Skinner is hot as hell, but dresses weird, makes me think she’s hiding something. Banderas, again really hot, but her profile reveals a weird bump in her nose. Martha MacCallum, hot, but her teeth are weird… like rounded shovels. Courtney Friel, obviously hot, but has a strange frame… can’t put my finger on it, but wide shoulders or something. Laurie Dhue… I’m not sure why, but she kinda looks like a bird. And on and on…
RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 7:50 PM
I didn’t even envision their vajayjay’s during that whole video. I think that’s a good thing.
csdeven on November 2, 2007 at 7:54 PM
Man…I wish I could afford to be that picky.
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 7:54 PM
I prefer the woo woo. From the Psycho neurotic Institute for the Very Very Nervous.
CrimsonFisted on November 2, 2007 at 7:55 PM
Oh, and bring back Juliet Huddy…that morning show she’s got with Mike (Jerrick?) is kinda lame.
flipflop on November 2, 2007 at 7:56 PM
Megan Kelly
Alaskan Amber Ale
Megan Kelly bringing me a Alaskan Amber, PRICELESS!
Sammy316 on November 2, 2007 at 7:56 PM
Total airhead.
Probably a subconscious aversion to vomit.
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 8:01 PM
Nice choice. Of course, I don’t have much credibility. When I asked my best friend a couple of months ago to guess my new favorite drink, he said “you’re new favorite drink is the one that happens to be in your hand at the moment, you friggin’ alcoholic!” My new favorite beer right now is Michelob Porter from the “Heritage Collection”. And yes, I am slightly embarrassed to say that.
RW Wacko on November 2, 2007 at 8:02 PM
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TheSitRep on November 2, 2007 at 8:08 PM
O.K., folks, this is 2007. Why do we act like 11-13 year olds. The View is shameful and stupid. Baba WaWa talking about Virginia???? Please. I have a vagina, you have a penis and we all have a sphincter (which by the way, even Answers.com can’t be specific about). Are we grownup or what?
And Allah, only because of you did I even waste my time watching these dumb old broads!! Let’s all talk about the gene just discovered that lets us eat what and how much we want, no exercise and NEVER GAIN AN OUNCE!!!! Now, that is something to talk about.
sharinlite on November 2, 2007 at 8:08 PM
Adds new depth to the boundaries of ‘crass’.
Walters needs to retire before she further self-destructs.
petefrt on November 2, 2007 at 8:14 PM
So how much does this gene cost? Do I get an extra one if I call in the next 5 minutes?
RedWinged Blackbird on November 2, 2007 at 8:15 PM
I said it here before and I’ll say it again: Molly Line is extremely easy on the eyes.
Dork B. on November 2, 2007 at 8:22 PM
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