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Ann Coulter mad libs

posted at 9:53 am on November 2, 2007 by Allahpundit
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The funniest Joel Stein column I’ve ever read. For good reason, as you’ll see.

She had me at “THROAT-SLIT the AMERICAN FLAG.”


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LA Times link please?

LtE126 on November 2, 2007 at 9:54 AM

You’ve got to register for this Article…. to the LA Times, I’ll pass.

Maxx on November 2, 2007 at 9:56 AM

I refuse to sign up even a fake email address to get on the LA Times site

ChefJeff on November 2, 2007 at 9:57 AM

Just register. Or use bugmenot.com. You have to register to read the NYT and WaPo, too. I don’t know why people refuse to do the same for the LA Times.

Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 9:57 AM

I’ve never had to register for any article you’ve sent me to at either NYT or WaPo… that I can recall.

Maxx on November 2, 2007 at 9:59 AM

That was hilarious!!!! I’m glad I signed up. Good way to start the day. Thanks Allah.

mimi1220 on November 2, 2007 at 10:00 AM

You can go straight to the article here, without registering.

lan astaslem on November 2, 2007 at 10:00 AM

Boise doesn’t deserve the Ten Commandments!

Slublog on November 2, 2007 at 10:01 AM

Thanks Ian…. your gold.

Maxx on November 2, 2007 at 10:01 AM

Wow…normally Joel Stein is a typical mincing MSM lib…but he shows he actually gets Ann Coulter. Plus, in the same article, she showed how bipartisan she is. *cough*

MadisonConservative on November 2, 2007 at 10:05 AM

I *loved* mad-libs when I was a kid! (Seems they are just as hysterical for grown-ups.) I need to go buy some for my daughter…

lan astaslem on November 2, 2007 at 10:05 AM

Isnt he the guy who said he didnt support the troops?

JVelez on November 2, 2007 at 10:14 AM

Ann is cool.

csdeven on November 2, 2007 at 10:15 AM

Very, very clever. Kudos to Stein. And to Coulter for participating in good humor.

aero on November 2, 2007 at 10:15 AM

She was in studio with Prager on Tuesday if anyone is interested. Click here to listen.

MT on November 2, 2007 at 10:17 AM

Ann is sharp as a tack. She knows she drives them crazy, she pulls their chain and they don’t even know they’re being played. It’s great. The mere sight of her pisses them off. I love how she dances up tho the line, sticks her entire leg over it and pulls it back. Jump! how high? I mean, the pregnant pauses, the hair flips, the laughing at the opposing pundits is perfectly pulled off.

She believes in everything she writes and with all her theatrics, I love being in on the joke.

I know she can be a little extreme, but I don’t care. I’m glad she’s on our side.

LtE126 on November 2, 2007 at 10:19 AM

Just register. Or use bugmenot.com. You have to register to read the NYT and WaPo, too. I don’t know why people refuse to do the same for the LA Times.

Allahpundit on November 2, 2007 at 9:57 AM

Hey…Chicago Tribune, too! You got some kind of anti-Chicago bias, Met boy?

Jaibones on November 2, 2007 at 10:19 AM

If you haven’t read Ann’s article this week you should, it’s a very good one. She honestly blows the lid off of the left’s burgeoning anti-Semitism. Excellent article !

Maxx on November 2, 2007 at 10:26 AM

[deceased democrat] Mike Gravel

Nice.

nailinmyeye on November 2, 2007 at 10:33 AM

Isnt he the guy who said he didnt support the troops?

JVelez on November 2, 2007 at 10:14 AM

Yes. He published a column proclaiming such in January 2006. He’s a nincompoop.

Redhead Infidel on November 2, 2007 at 10:52 AM

nailinmyeye on November 2, 2007 at 10:33 AM

That was one of my favorites too.

This one was good too:

or the fact that [percentage] 20% of [immigrant group] LATVIANS commit [horrendous crime] INCOME TAX

Esthier on November 2, 2007 at 10:52 AM

I wasn’t a big admirer of his either, but that was funny!!! He did not acquit himself well on Hugh Hewitt, as I recall.

carlitos on November 2, 2007 at 11:27 AM

Still a douche, but this was still funny as hell.

Bad Candy on November 2, 2007 at 11:44 AM

OT, but concerning best way to start the day, this came in over the transom this morning:

Create a folder on your desktop and name it “Hillary Rodham Clinton.”

Drag it to the recycle bin.

Empty the recycle bin.

Computer will ask, “Do you really want to delete Hillary Rodham Clinton?”

Click yes.

Repeat with Jack Murtha, or whoever.

km on November 2, 2007 at 11:46 AM

What was the 2nd funniest?

Jim Treacher on November 2, 2007 at 11:56 AM

Ann, Ann, Ann!! DO you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth??

Would you kiss me instead? ;-)

Mazztek on November 2, 2007 at 11:59 AM

or the fact that 20% of LATVIANS commit INCOME TAX within SEVEN days of coming to our country illegally by GULFSTREAM JET.

So true.

RightWinged on November 2, 2007 at 12:03 PM

So while my Godless, liberal detractors are in hell with the MASONS, ALEUTS, DOCTORS and MIKE GRAVEL, I’ll be in heaven dying my hair and not eating. Because the one person I haven’t offended is God. And RUSH LIMBAUGH.

I loved Mad Libs growing up! This was a great way to start my morning.

Sultry Beauty on November 2, 2007 at 12:04 PM

Holding back again eh Ann?

EricPWJohnson on November 2, 2007 at 12:04 PM

you tricked me into clicking on a colum by joel “of course i don’t support the troops” stein.

jummy on November 2, 2007 at 12:42 PM

Isn’t it rather telling that Joel Stein has to rely on someone else to provide the humor for his column?

Sean M. on November 2, 2007 at 12:43 PM

Masonic Aleut Doctors in Hell

The next great garage band.

major john on November 2, 2007 at 1:22 PM

So let the Democrats be offended by me. I consider their every objection a testament to my righteousness.

Oh yeah, liberal outrage, the [latter day Rabbinic] perfect measure of success.

Speakup on November 2, 2007 at 1:38 PM

The honesty, accuracy, and brevity of Ann’s recent article is incredible. So many blogs try to toe the line, and bow to the politically correct. Ann demolishes the line and describes accurately what the problem is. Skinny blond woman demonstrating more spine than a most men.

Rode Werk on November 2, 2007 at 2:18 PM

I thought they DID believe in Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

Kevin M on November 2, 2007 at 2:35 PM

Maxx on November 2, 2007 at 10:26 AM
EXCELLENT article. Thanks for the link. She’s an excellent writer and thinker.

Earlier this year, the ADL issued an alarmist report, declaring that the Ku Klux Klan has experienced “a surprising and troubling resurgence” in the U.S., which I take it to mean that nationwide KKK membership is now approaching double digits. Liberal Jews seem to be blithely unaware that the singular threat to Jews at the moment is the complete annihilation of Israel. Why won’t they focus on the genuine threat of Islamo-fascism and leave poor old Robert Byrd alone?

Ann goes right to the heart of the matter and does it with humor. Boy I’m glad to be on her side.

least1 on November 2, 2007 at 3:30 PM

Probably the only way that could’ve ended funnier is if she had given her own name for the [a conservative or book publisher] bit.

corbettw on November 2, 2007 at 3:51 PM

But she’s so correct. They are the most easily offended people! The reason is obvious, which she clearly states.

SouthernGent on November 2, 2007 at 5:39 PM

When I watched the clip of Ann with Alan Colmes from the other night, it was never clearer that some people are LOOKING for things to be, “offended,” by.

This is quite a funny piece by Stein!

JannyMae on November 2, 2007 at 8:24 PM

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