Video: Grassroots ads summoning America’s savior set to run on CNN
posted at 8:05 pm on November 1, 2007 by Allahpundit
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And in New Hampshire, too. There does seem to be a sudden vacancy in the “credible liberal alternative to Hillary” position. You wouldn’t even have to change the “Secular Jesus” nameplate on the door. Click here to believe. It’s the first video at the top.
I find this ad more effective. Skip ahead to halfway through.
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Oh, Gore. Still chasing Manbearpig to no avail.
madmonkphotog on November 1, 2007 at 8:11 PM
Please run again Mr. Gore, we need a laugh.
Maxx on November 1, 2007 at 8:13 PM
And the High Goracle spoke all these words, saying: I am the Goracle thy Oracle.
ONE: You shall have no other Oracles before Me.
TWO: You shall not make for yourself any carbon images–any likeness of anything carbon that is in heaven above, or of anything carbon that is in the earth beneath, or anything carbon that is in the water under the earth.
THREE: You shall not ever take the name of the Goracle your Oracle in vain.
FOUR: Remember my birthday, and keep it carbon free unless you have credits that you bought from me.
FIVE: Honor me instead of your father and your mother especially if they don’t believe in global warming.
SIX: You shall not ever malign me or else you be apostates.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery with my wife, but I can with your wife.
EIGHT: You shall not ever steal my carbon credits.
NINE: You shall not raise any challenges to the most holy doctrine of global warming.
TEN: You shall not covet any of my mansions; you shall not covet my private jets, nor my SUV’s, nor my pizza, nor my Krispe Kreame dounuts, nor my Biggie Fries, nor my Hot Fudge sundaes.
MB4 on November 1, 2007 at 8:15 PM
If he wanted to run, wouldn’t he be running by now?
Is he just waiting in the wings to be Hillary’s running mate?
kooly on November 1, 2007 at 8:19 PM
Off Topic….
Hey. Where is the third part of the South Park trilogy thread? What a riot! Gore was running around with a superman cape making whooshing noises. I dang near peed myself.
csdeven on November 1, 2007 at 8:21 PM
It’s great to laugh but he was almost elected. Now he is a star. He will run and this country is dumb enough to elect him. I have been saying it for months now. He will run and he may win. All without having to take a stand on any issue in any debate (which he is clever enough to dodge).
On-my-soap-box on November 1, 2007 at 8:21 PM
I’m in. We have to get this Jabroni to run again.
TheSitRep on November 1, 2007 at 8:29 PM
On-my-soap-box, I’ve been saying that for the last year. I’ve never been convinced Hillary would be the nominee, and that AlBore would step in, and beat the pants off anyone he runs against due to his new superstardom. I backed off that view this summer, but with Hillary’s shaky performance…
bikermailman on November 1, 2007 at 8:32 PM
Here.
jaime on November 1, 2007 at 8:33 PM
ManBearBoar. Al Gore. They can’t possibly be this desperate yet? Can they? Maybe they are. Maybe they’ve been doctoring up all the polls all along. Since the Florida exit polls. And yet, hark. They who know the actual results? Oh, ManBearBoar. Oh, ManBearBoar.
Griz on November 1, 2007 at 8:55 PM
Will Al Gore go to court to have his
votes counted before or after he makes up
his mind to run.haha
canopfor on November 1, 2007 at 8:55 PM
Thanks for posting that, I stopped laughing about half an hour ago, now i’m back in.
Or should I say, I’m Off!!”
bbz123 on November 1, 2007 at 8:56 PM
And this is why South Park will always be my favorite animated show.
Hawkins1701 on November 1, 2007 at 8:59 PM
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And he sent unto us Al Gore, to protect the heavens and the earth.
All hail St. Gore.
Slublog on November 1, 2007 at 9:11 PM
Gore rhymes with “manwh…”
William Amos on November 1, 2007 at 9:22 PM
Nothing would make me happier. AlXXXXXXLGore is the one candidate the Dems could throw up there to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Limerick on November 1, 2007 at 9:26 PM
There isn’t enough anti-perspirant on the planet for this run.
I think that’s more like it.
Political driftwood.
profitsbeard on November 1, 2007 at 9:32 PM
oh my god i almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard when he went swooshing off.
Mojack420 on November 1, 2007 at 9:35 PM
Heh, they had Wonder Woman in there. Linda Carter was my second crush, right after I got over Elizabeth Montgomery.
Alden Pyle on November 1, 2007 at 9:58 PM
Goracle vs Hillary Matters, what a show that would be. We could only hope.
tarpon on November 1, 2007 at 10:05 PM
Thanks. I am just wondering why AP hasn’t started the thread yet.
csdeven on November 1, 2007 at 10:22 PM
Gorezilla for pres? PLEASE! Talk about an easy GOP win!
Gatordoug on November 1, 2007 at 10:42 PM
Gore is a TOTAL media creation. It would be funny to see him up against Hil.
edgehead on November 2, 2007 at 12:48 AM
The third episode of that South Park Trilogy was a bit anti climatic, but he Gore stuff was brilliant.
Dirthead on November 2, 2007 at 1:36 AM
Gore opposed the Iraq invasion on September 23, 2002? I do believe he was opposing the timing and way it was being planned, not the actual idea of invading Iraq and removing Saddam Hussein. Here’s more from his speech that day:
Gore on the prospects for success on going into Iraq unilaterally:
I’m sorry, but that campaign commercial is a lie, which isn’t odd, since Gore and the other prominent Democrats have been trying to rewrite history ever since the summer of 2003.
Seixon on November 2, 2007 at 4:59 AM
We had better get on the global warming band wagon before it is called off.
Only you can save Wooly
TheSitRep on November 2, 2007 at 5:24 AM
It really is too late to believe Gore will get in. Interesting to think what if…
First primary is less than 3 months out.
sweeper on November 2, 2007 at 8:03 AM
Geesh, I was going to ask if anyone saw Al on the latest South Park, and a video clip is up already. No wonder I read this site ten times a day……..
I love the Nobel around his neck (hehehe)
Is Manbearpig a metaphor for Hitlary?
Hening on November 2, 2007 at 9:02 AM
Oh yeah, baby. I was rollin’ when Al started the superhero swooshing with his arms out like superman. Nice medallion, too.
mojo on November 2, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Great, the Dems will now have the “savior” and the “messiah” running for President. What next, “the chosen one”?
Rick on November 2, 2007 at 12:46 PM
“Boys, I don’t want you hanging out with that ex-vice president anymore…”
mojo on November 2, 2007 at 3:56 PM