Comments on: Judge loses pants, lawsuit, job

By: flutejpl

flutejpl — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 00:00:08 +0000

Get your pants back, but lose your shirt and maybe an arm and a leg, too. Awesome. Justice has indeed been served.

By: serenevalley

serenevalley — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:11:34 +0000

The judge is no judge at all. It was clearly a case of affirmative action along with that clown who “retired” from Merrill Lynch.

By: least1

least1 — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:35:37 +0000

Nigeria just got a new ~~moneyshark~~ solicitor/lawyer. Coming to your Inbox soon!

By: cmdrsubfleet

cmdrsubfleet — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:22:59 +0000

I still fail to grasp how someone supposedly intelligent enough to be a judge decides it’s a good idea to sue your dry cleaner for eleventy-gazillion bucks over a pair of pants.

Maybe it’s me. I’m just not good with nuance, I guess.

mojo on October 31, 2007 at 11:44 AM

Obviously, he isn’t/wasn’t intelligent enough to be a judge. I smell affirmative action here. And you’re right, it is you.

By: Hollowpoint

Hollowpoint — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:08:19 +0000

Clearly his lack of judicial temperment was caused by the emotional distress of having to show up to work every day without pants on. I’ve had that dream before, and boy is that embarrassing.

By: Bob's Kid

Bob's Kid — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:55:29 +0000

I love happy endings, don’t you?!

By: Kini

Kini — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:13:25 +0000

He’d be better off practicing law in Sierra Leone

By: inviolet

inviolet — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:03:25 +0000

Broke, Unemployed and Naked.This is how people that bring frivolous lawsuits should end up. Happy ending.

JayHaw Phrenzie on October 31, 2007 at 10:46 AM

I’d like to give them money. I’d like to buy them a car, a house, and a video of Judge Numbnuts naked and in prison.

LOLOL! And others. Lotsa good lines here today.

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:49:57 +0000

And the funny thing is he isn’t qualified to actually work In the real world. Any job he is actually qualified for some illegal is doing.

By: Valiant

Valiant — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:46:35 +0000

but how’s he going to pay them the $83,000 in attorneys’ fees he owes them if he doesn’t have a job?

The same way OJ is going to compensate the Goldmans.

By: Maxx

Maxx — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:29:18 +0000

I’m not sure, but it seems to me the Chungs could now sue Pearson for all the damages he has caused. Not that it would do any good, he probably has no money.

By: conservnut

conservnut — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:56:05 +0000

Sounds like he lost his shirt, not pants.

By: mojo

mojo — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:44:17 +0000

I still fail to grasp how someone supposedly intelligent enough to be a judge decides it’s a good idea to sue your dry cleaner for eleventy-gazillion bucks over a pair of pants.

Maybe it’s me. I’m just not good with nuance, I guess.

By: BadgerHawk

BadgerHawk — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:33:36 +0000

Only a dozen comments in and several good one liners.

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:13:39 +0000

It’s nice to see some sense prevail in a judicial proceeding.

By: tree hugging sister

tree hugging sister — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:08:24 +0000

A true justice story hot off the presses.

::smirk::

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:01:00 +0000

Is there by any chance a way to donate directly to the Chungs?

I’d like to give them money. I’d like to buy them a car, a house, and a video of Judge Numbnuts naked and in prison.

But I really don’t want to send money just to have it go to enrich some lawyer who had to get involved in a frivolous case because another frivolous lawyer filed a frivolous case.

As usual, only the lawyers win. And I am one, so I’m not particularly surprised. I’d just rather my money not go there.

Any options?

I guess I could take ten years worth of dry cleaning to D.C. and then tip really, really well.

Wow, they really took him to the cleaners.

James on October 31, 2007 at 10:52 AM

God bless you. That’s frickin’ funny.

By: drjohn

drjohn — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:59:11 +0000

Actually, he did technically get his pants back.

By: ej_pez

ej_pez — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:53:22 +0000

Justice served.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:53:01 +0000

Happy ending.

JayHaw Phrenzie on October 31, 2007 at 10:46 AM

Heh.

And the entitlement-informed, race grievance-based, multi-million dollar wrongful dismissal lawsuit is filed in 3…2…1…

By: James

James — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:52:46 +0000

but how’s he going to pay them the $83,000 in attorneys’ fees he owes them if he doesn’t have a job?

Wow, they really took him to the cleaners.

By: mugged

mugged — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:50:09 +0000

Great Headline, AP

By: Wade

Wade — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:47:56 +0000

Turd in a punch bowl

By: JayHaw Phrenzie

JayHaw Phrenzie — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:46:45 +0000

Broke, Unemployed and Naked.

This is how people that bring frivolous lawsuits should end up.

Happy ending.

By: robblefarian

robblefarian — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:45:17 +0000

I heard GAP Kids is looking for some new employees. Then he could make his own pants.