Comments on: Quote of the day

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:34:09 +0000

And you guys actually believe this “study”? Sounds like Kinsey’s “10% of all men” crap. If they can convince us that homosexuality is that common, then supposedly we’d have to accept it as normal.

By: logis

logis — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:46:50 +0000

He said that the sexual acts described differed from acts of ‘hazing’ or team-bonding that often include pretend-homosexual acts.

When did pretending to do something start to mean that you were actually doing what you were pretending to do?

And when did people start calling athletes “sportsmen”?

Rick on October 30, 2007 at 12:27 AM

It’s part of the homosexual agenda. If you even MAKE FUN OF gay people, that means you’re secretly gay.

Don’t ask me why, but liberals will do anything to make their favorite bizarre fetish appear mainstream.

By: Blacklake

Blacklake — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:36:37 +0000

In a related study scientists scoured the land to locate 17 former high-school basketball players who now star in stage productions of popular musicals, and found an even higher reported incidence of homosexual conduct. Go figure!

By: fiatboomer

fiatboomer — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:14:27 +0000

Hasta la vista, Tommy.

By: Its Tommy

Its Tommy — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:04:02 +0000

In the words of Dice Clay: “There is NO bisexual. You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick. If you suck dick, you’re a fag.”

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:59:25 +0000

Wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE!
Is this Dr. McFeelygood saying that Will Ferrel’s cheerleader character was gay? But…Cheri Oteri is a woman! How straight is that?
Two words you will never hear uttered anywhere:
“Gay pediatrician”.

By: conservnut

conservnut — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:58:16 +0000

failed to be picked for their university’s team and were now cheerleaders instead…

Hello?????

Big suprise huh, I wonder why they didn’t make the team???????

By: CBarker

CBarker — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:25:18 +0000

‘1/3 of male cheerleaders in college are gay’.

…and the rest are just athletic supporters…
…and the rest are in denial…..
…and…..

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Video: The obligatory “cheerleader gets run over” clip

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:59:10 +0000

[...] The viral video equivalent of a rorschach inkblot. Is it performance art commentary on the oppression of women? A political metaphor for our electoral chances next year? Or some sort of murky sexual allegory per last night’s quote of the day? [...]

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:52:22 +0000

nailinmyeye on October 30, 2007 at 8:20 AM

That wasn’t my point. My point was the reference to the two guys and a girl scenario and how far it can go before it is gay. To avoid graphic language, I used a term that is less obvious. It was not meant in a dehumanizing way and I apologize if it struck you as so.

By: nailinmyeye

nailinmyeye — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:20:48 +0000

Spit?

Come on guys…

Just a completely dehumanizing way to talk about a woman.

By: highhopes

highhopes — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:07:24 +0000

When did pretending to do something start to mean that you were actually doing what you were pretending to do?

During the era of bad stewardship a.k.a. the Clinton Administration. Don’t you remember how he would come out with some program and then take credit for the “results” before anything actually happened?

By: bbz123

bbz123 — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:39:19 +0000

I’m with pedestrian, I want to do the study of the proclivities of female volley ball players.

By: trubble

trubble — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:37:22 +0000

George Bush was a cheerleader.

Just “raising questions” as they say…

Raises some troubling questions about that Skull & Bones club…

By: Lehosh

Lehosh — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:18:05 +0000

George Bush was a cheerleader.

Just “raising questions” as they say…

By: soundingboard

soundingboard — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:05:15 +0000

Okay, I would roast the pig, deer, whatever, with one single spit that went in one end and came out the other.

Hence the confusion, I guess.

see-dubya on October 30, 2007 at 2:14 AM

True, but now you get the idea.

csdeven on October 30, 2007 at 2:25 AM

See-Dub is always sharp as a tack.
However, I’m not sure he has considered the variable in the “girl on a spit” equation.

He may be employing an incorrect basis point.

Or just one serious spit.

By: soundingboard

soundingboard — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:54:05 +0000

Heh – I meant “but.”

nailinmyeye on October 29, 2007 at 11:22 PM

Coulda been worse.

Butt it was’t.

By: PaisleyCow

PaisleyCow — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:39:14 +0000

Allah revealed our Quote of the Day,
Which said male cheerleaders often are gay,
Science has shown
That when they’re alone,
Tight ends and receivers get the play.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:36:35 +0000

I wouldn’t even know how to go about finding 47 male cheerleaders who were former football players. But a scientific study where I’d have to peak under the skirts of all the female cheerleaders? Sign me up.

I’ll be in my bunk.

By: Romeo13

Romeo13 — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:29:01 +0000

Yes… he asked 47 of his “special friends” if they were gay… and amazingly they said YES???

Wow… science at its best…

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:25:58 +0000

Hence the confusion, I guess.
see-dubya on October 30, 2007 at 2:14 AM

True, but now you get the idea.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:18:11 +0000

William Amos on October 30, 2007 at 2:15 AM

I think it was one guy trying to legitimize pedophelia by calling it a scientific study.

By: William Amos

William Amos — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:15:16 +0000

Sort of reminds me of all those feminist arguing in the 1980s that Football was a gay sport because the wouldnt let women in the sport.

This is just another attempt by the left to legitimize homosexuality by comparing it to a national past time

By: see-dubya

see-dubya — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:14:32 +0000

Okay, I would roast the pig, deer, whatever, with one single spit that went in one end and came out the other.

Hence the confusion, I guess.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:07:50 +0000

That’s usually a very helpful science education website and yet the article belongs on theonion.com.

Next up: “76% of global warming deniers are homosexual”

Survey conducted in the alley behind The Manhole Bar and Grille.