Comments on: Video: “Zombies in Plain English”

By: Gwillie

Gwillie — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:52:41 +0000

zombies in Seattle

By: Chike ex Machina

Chike ex Machina — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:51:09 +0000

Hello.

If you want a good way to practice up for the eventual zombipocolypse, my I suggest picking up the game “Dead Rising” for the Xbox 360? It helps prepare you on how to use your enviroment to fend of the the living dead. I have personally unlocked the ‘zombie genocide’ achievement, so I am ready.

By: ScottMcC

ScottMcC — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 21:13:23 +0000

Babylon Fi– that show never made it past the pilot!

By: nottakingsides

nottakingsides — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:40:31 +0000

1. First of all, you need this. 2. Second, it's true that zombies don't swim. BUT they can walk on the bottom of the lake or whatever, and they are very patient and WILL reach the other side eventually. I know this because I saw it in one of the more recent zombie flicks. Seeing is believing!

By: Rob Taylor

Rob Taylor — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:14:53 +0000

I’ve alway assumed the Brain eating was a type of Zombie conservationism. Maintianing the natural numbers and all that. I respect responsible Zombiedom.

By: James

James — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:54:12 +0000

Black Adam on October 26, 2007 at 1:50 PM

Google ‘zombies for gore.’

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:43:01 +0000

I won’t argue zombies…but don’t get me started on vampires, dammit.

By: eforhan

eforhan — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:09:39 +0000

Oh. My.

Never before have I seen such warmongering. Only in America. Why the prejudice against Zombies? It’s a free country, they can believe whatever they wish. Just because you can’t speak their language doesn’t mean they are idiots. Look what damage this type of talk has done to our national image. You people make me sick! Grow up, become educated and join the zombie revolution!

Grrrr, Arghhhh …

By: Black Adam

Black Adam — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:50:33 +0000

Aside from Algore, Zombies are the only thing I fear.

Both eat your brain and can’t be reasoned with.

By: James

James — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:43:11 +0000

CostCo is a good place for a stronghold, I myself like a Super Walmart. I could holdup in there for months, as long as I had Sarah Polly with me.

GREENTURTLE on October 26, 2007 at 11:47 AM

Shop smart…shop S-Mart.

By: ScottMcC

ScottMcC — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:40:52 +0000

Ghouls are evil grave-robbing flesh eaters. Zombies are speechless undead thralls controlled by an evil supernatural force.

Somewhere in cinema the two got mixed together; undoubtedly by the same auteurs that made the cursed, rotting, inhuman leeches called vampires into ageless, immortal beauties that wish only to see daylight and have a soul.

Republicans: You could get that kind of fantastic PR if you’d just stop telling your kids that only traitors and teh ghey become movie directors.

By: Miss_Anthrope

Miss_Anthrope — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:23:53 +0000

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808585014/video/2981427/20040901/147/2981427-100-wmv-s.6656343-132619,2981427-300-wmv-s.6656392-132619,2981427-56-wmv-s.6656384-132619

shaun trailer – :47 in is my favorite part!

and original zombie fans, don’t hate me for loving the remake of dawn. i thought zach (300 director) did an awesome job with it.

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:04:52 +0000

Babylon Fields, man. Babylon Fields.

By: Mike Antonucci

Mike Antonucci — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:59:53 +0000

Beat ‘em or burn ‘em. They go up pretty easy.

By: GREENTURTLE

GREENTURTLE — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:50:27 +0000

Bob Hope had it best

By: GREENTURTLE

GREENTURTLE — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:47:01 +0000

CostCo is a good place for a stronghold, I myself like a Super Walmart. I could holdup in there for months, as long as I had Sarah Polly with me.

By: inviolet

inviolet — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:25:58 +0000

Hi my name is Sherry Katharine Zom – and I’m an omnivore.

By: Miss_Anthrope

Miss_Anthrope — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:01:15 +0000

I’m cool with whatever, except I have two rules: 1) Zombies don’t run, and 2) Zombies don’t talk. (They can talk a little while they’re in the process of turning, but once they start going after their friends, they sure as hell better dummy up.)

Farmer_Joe on October 26, 2007 at 10:15 AM

They play video games…I saw it on Shaun of The Dead, so it must be true.

By: DaveS

DaveS — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:30:36 +0000

George W. Bush is WAY ahead of the curve on this one.

By: tomas

tomas — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:18:33 +0000

Zombies are so great…I grew up playing Dawn of the dead when I was a kid. I took next week off for functions with the kids and I’m going to go on a zombie fest…good and bad.

By: Farmer_Joe

Farmer_Joe — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:15:07 +0000

I’m cool with whatever, except I have two rules: 1) Zombies don’t run, and 2) Zombies don’t talk. (They can talk a little while they’re in the process of turning, but once they start going after their friends, they sure as hell better dummy up.)

By: crushliberalism

crushliberalism — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:12:45 +0000

Slu is right. Just how in the hell is a corpse with decayed teeth supposed to gnaw through a scalp AND a skull before hitting their dietary mother lode?

By: MadisonConservative

MadisonConservative — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:01:45 +0000

Cute. My fiancee will be salivating over this vid when I get home tonight.

By: Pulchritudinous Patriot

Pulchritudinous Patriot — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:00:53 +0000

I can't email this to AP from work, but this is so disturbing that I had to share it. Che is dead, but his evil spirit still walks among us. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21476982/

By: nailinmyeye

nailinmyeye — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:53:45 +0000

If by “real” you mean PUNK ASS then yes, that statement is true.

Allahpundit on October 26, 2007 at 9:33 AM

Early contender for comment of the day right there!