And there’s lots more where this Alex Jones and various Truther conspiracies come from…

JetBoy on October 26, 2007 at 3:45 PM

jetBoy, do you work in my building? We have a manager like this, and he’s spreading this stuff everywhere here. I need help in defending the uneducated coworker from this virus.

Just as the Democrats sell conspiracies for support and votes, so does Jones. They both hire crafty editors to make the presentations sizzle.

Where are the Build-a-Burgers everyone’s talking about and do they have a drive thru?

Phydeaux on October 26, 2007 at 4:50 PM

I ate a ton of BuildaBurgers and now I have a mass around the midsection that I need to exterminate.

ronsfi on October 26, 2007 at 4:57 PM

BuildaBurgers? Do I get fries with that?

RobCon on October 26, 2007 at 8:11 PM

Actually, I went to one of the Buildaburgers here in Austin, TX. It was kind of strange, though, as everyone in the place just was in this trance-like state, and all they had to drink was this green kool-aid…

Anyways, I blacked out after drinking the stuff, but later people told me that I ranted and raved for an hour straight about how fire can’t melt steel, or something. One seriously Lost Weekend!

“You have been warned” echoes the last words of this ‘docudrama’ trailer.Can I get cheese on my Bilderburger? Is it just me or are these wackos completely crazy?Exit question: If they want 5 billion of the current 6 billion people on the planet…..

Having tried to set up a few meetings at my workplace, I can’t imagine what it’s like to get several hundred of the world’s richest and most influentual people to all agree on the best times to snort blow off of whores’ asses.

Honestly, I sometimes wish I could have thought of all of this sh*t and perpetrated this same scam on the nutjobs. Perhaps Alex Jones believes that if they are stupid enough to believe in his crap then they deserve to have their money taken.
thirteen28 on October 26, 2007 at 4:10 PM

It’s absolutely about the money, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “there’s a twoofer born every minute!”

As a member of the 20% I urge the other 80% to calm the hell down.

Limerick on October 26, 2007 at 4:21 PM

LMAO…good one!

Alex Jones is an idiot… still voting Ron Paul tho

libertytexan on October 26, 2007 at 4:22 PM

True Jones is an idiot, but a brilliant idiot getting rich off of twoofer morons! Oh and I’m sorry to hear about your Ron Paul affliction, I truly hope you recover before the election as a vote is a terrible thing to waste!

Alex Jones is an idiot… still voting Ron Paul tho

libertytexan on October 26, 2007 at 4:22 PM

I’ll ask again, as I’ve asked Ron Paul disciples repeatedly:

WHY do the dregs of society (Alex Jones, other conspiracy theorists, neo-Nazis, Holocaust deniers) support your boy?

Don’t you think that people so absolutely dedicated to their evil causes know who they’re supporting or why they’re supporting him?

Or do you just silently agree with them? (Maybe not Alex Jones specifically, but what about the others?)

BTW, I also hate them for co-opting words like “liberty” to describe their cause. There is nothing supporting “liberty” in the motives of racists, troofers, or Birchers. It’s just more of the same Orwellian linguistic manipulation that people with malicious intent have done for years. And RP with his “freedom is popular”–he can kiss my free a*s. He’s a dishonest POS crank.

“Libertytexan” my foot.

Now, why did RedState ban comments from the Paulettes?

Because they aren’t racist, paranoid scum like Paultards are, and they wish to keep RS free of racist, paranoid scum.

the internet has been the best thing to happen to the Conspiracy Nuts since John Birch

Funny you say that, considering the Paulbots are pretty much Birchers themselves. When you tell them that, they act like being a Bircher is a good thing, too.
Even funnier is how the Paultards are defending the white supremacist, troofer, and Holocaust denier support, saying “it’s more votes, yay!” Absolutely no questioning WHY it is that these bottom-feeders support their boy so fervently, but then I suppose considering they’re all rabidly anti-Semitic, they have much in common with them anyway.

“Down with the Jewish conspiracy! Ron Paul 2008!”
/paultard

Is that you, Fox Mulder?

Phydeaux on October 26, 2007 at 4:50 PM

I ate a ton of BuildaBurgers and now I have a mass around the midsection that I need to exterminate.

Alex Jones is an idiot… still voting Ron Paul tho

libertytexan on October 26, 2007 at 4:22 PM

I can’t imagine why any logical thinking American could ever Vote for Ron Paul. His ignorant and wrong view of why Al-Qaeda exist and complete ignorance of the Muslim Brotherhood, when and where it was founded and the whole historical ideological component behind it and in Sura 9:5 and 9:29………..and the Leftist inspired “Blame America” pacifism, and islamic appeasement he represents.

He provides “hope” alright, for Terrorist and Islamo-Fascist of the world.

Nah, to the conspiracy theory nutjobs, the lack of evidence of a conspiracy is evidence of a conspiracy. See, they don’t whack him because it would draw attention to their nefarious secret plot.

Hollowpoint on October 26, 2007 at 4:17 PM

True, they’ll probably say it’s some kind of “rope-a-dope” by the Bildaberg group or whatever they’re called.

If mental gymnastics were an Olympic event, conspiracy theorists would win every time.

I like when Alex says “Boot Licker”, I don’t know why, I just do.