“EAT OR STARVE. I DON’T GIVE A SH*T WHICH!”

Sometimes, you can dress your amygdalae up but you still can’t take him out….

:-)

“SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR SPAM!”

Down, boy. Down.

I hate it when he does that.

These are a bunch of weak willed whine bags with nothing better to do than sit around and think of ways to be offended. Whether they are in jail or on the street, they will always be imprisoned by their religion and perpetual outrage.

There have to be limits on physical accomodation of religions. They get their books, they get to pray. We do not supply special altars and chickens for voodoo sacrifice but you can pray to the voo-doo hoo-doo all you want.

I am sick of these people. They are criminals. Shut up and take your punishment. Atheist prisoners have valid reasons not to eat non organic food or preservatives. Should they be forced to eat chicken nuggets just because they do not believe in God?

Cruel and unusual punishment is sitting in the top floor of the WTC waiting for the flames to eat your behind. Cruel and unusual punishment is being forced to convert to islam or get your head chopped off. These islamist turkeys do not understand our American definition of cruel and unusual punishment.

If you want the wuss treatment get locked up in San Francisco and they will let you run the prison. Otherwise obey the law

A Muslim family I used to know wouldn’t eat durring the day(durring Ramadan) but would binge at night.

- The Cat

MirCat

Ramadan says you can’t eat during the day BUT muslim scholars took that to mean you could before and after daytime so that’s what they do

Skip dinner? On a fast day?
That’s cold.

NellE on October 26, 2007 at 9:50 AM

A Muslim family I used to know wouldn’t eat durring the day(durring Ramadan) but would binge at night.

- The Cat

If you eat it, even after getting the ham sandwich, that’s ASSUMPTION OF THE RISK. Those muslim prisoners are proclaiming themselves to be so weak of spirit and faith that at their hungriest point, they still ate forbidden food. How pathetic

Strange, I know plenty of muslims here that own delis and pizza joints. They seem to have no problem touching the ham when they’re making the phat coin.

So when I come in contact with a Democrat, can I scream that my human rights were dissed?

robblefarian on October 26, 2007 at 10:17 AM

It’s no less annoying when people use lame anecdotes to support what I believe than it is when they support that which I don’t.

Furthermore the blanket implication that muslims are somehow more materialistic than religious is just lame. This is the same religion that inspires people to leave behind all their worldly possessions by blowing themselves up.

I understand you’re annoyed. But emotionalism should not supplant rationalism.

“It was a breach of my human rights,”

STFU and just eat the sandwich.
or better yet ask for a bbq pork sandwich now thats good eaten

If they had such a problem, why didn’t they just skip dinner for a night or throw out the ham and eat the bread?

Oh, Allah. You can’t play to the liberal media nearly as easily if you throw out the offending meat. You have to eat it and then complain about religious persecution.

And are they or are they not the same pukin thugs that would cut off -our- heads given half a chance?

If they don’t like the food in prision, that’s just too damn bad. Like the first poster said, boo hoo hoo.

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If they had such a problem, why didn’t they just skip dinner for a night or throw out the ham and eat the bread?

Because they just luuuuuv to scream how they’ve been victimized!

BadgerHawk on October 26, 2007 at 10:41 AM

Yeah, I know. You would have to stay within legal limits to avoid just that. Provide just the services required by the State, and nothing more. Also, you would have an incredibly pissed-off inmate population looking to riot. If you couldn’t keep a lid on that, it would be a ridiculous idea. But they couldn’t riot if everyone’s put on lockdown after the first incident, right?

The main appeal for me would be the other inmates putting the fear of (a false) God into the Muslim troublemakers. Just a what-if scenario, more than likely not feasible in reality. Especially not in the UK.

Here’s another fun scenario that would never happen: Award the inmates their monetary compensation in cash. Make them keep it in their cells, or on their persons – that would be fun! Of course, my imagined Muslim victims would be of the Jihadist variety, not common criminals.

If they had such a problem, why didn’t they just skip dinner for a night or throw out the ham and eat the bread?

AP if they would be true to the whole show and tell then the bread would be considered tainted also. But that is all this Ramadan is is show. Get up before dawn and have a good sized breakfast then fifteen minutes before sundown have fork and knives in hand. Why don’t they have this in June when the days are longer and really make a show of it.

They should be locked up in their own special prison and fed ONLY pork. Ya wanna cry? I’ll give sumthin to cry about!

Tony737 on October 26, 2007 at 10:19 AM

Ham Sandwich? No.

BLT? No!

Sausage Roll? No!!

Pepperoni Pizza? Noo!!!

IV filled with pork by-products in your arm? Ahhh!!!!

(heeheehee…)

Dork B. on October 26, 2007 at 10:32 AM

That’s not a bad idea. Treat everyone 100% equally poorly. Of course then everyone might sue, so maybe it’s not a good idea.

…okay, maybe not, but that’s my knee-jerk.

Sorry, I can’t sympathize with the inmates. My religion forbids swallowing baloney.

fogw on October 26, 2007 at 10:06 AM

Good one there.