Hey Pete, what vintage of moonshine you drinkin’ today?

Texas Nick 77 on October 26, 2007 at 12:28 PM
I don’t drink (anymore) Tex.
Just an occasional joint! (Now, I’m just kidding)
What you read from me is with a clear (but warped) mind.

OBX Pete on October 26, 2007 at 1:25 PM

Yeah, I was infected with a warped (drive) sense of humour from birth. In my case, I believe its genetic.

In a Houston saloon one night, one VERY inebriated woman wanted to get next to me. I made excuses about three times, went to the toilet four, and moved to other parts of the tavern to avoid her. Some friends of hers noticed I didn’t want to be saddled (or saddle) by her that night and told her she was spoiling my evening.

She asked me, “Hey, my friend said that I was spoing your night. AM I spoiling your night?”

I relied, “Not yet.”

Allahu Yeshua Messiach!

:D

Allahu Yeshua Messiach!

Of course, after that, they’d probably cut my head off with the back of the knife blade.

I want prayer exemptions and the right to shave.
I want calls to prayer banned from using loud speakers.
I want all sharp objects, explosives and pointy sticks removed from males.
I want hot girls to wear revealing clothing.
And I reserve the right to make further mandatory demands.

Then you gotta deal Yacka Jah Yacka!

It’s actually true. Much like the Germans who became Nazis just to “make it” or to fit in, converting to Islem would in all likelihood stop the War on Terror. Of course for people like me (Zionist, thank you very much), all that mass conversions to Islam would probably not end well for me. There would be a natural ice hockey rink in you-know-where before I converted to Islam.

mjk on October 26, 2007 at 11:28 AM

I couldn’t have said it better. Since when is surrender an option?

Under the rules a troll cannot run a website, a troll must ruin a website. However trolls have trouble with spelling so they may have confused ‘ruin’ and ‘run’.

What is a troll but a very homely sock puppet? They do not need pseudpnyms since no one believes them anyway – except for other trolls and mental patients

Can you show me a few? Because I don’t believe that there are a significant number of people who think that way, and there is probably just BARELY an insignificant number.

DaveS on October 26, 2007 at 11:15 AM

Not so, buckaroo. If you could read the community listserv of my lefty lib neighborhood you’d see this kind of thinking on display daily, and about every possible subject, from the current drought we’re in (it’s global warming and we all need to effect change), to the superiority of front-loading clothes washers (they work better with environmentally friendly detergents).

Hey Pete, what vintage of moonshine you drinkin’ today?

Texas Nick 77 on October 26, 2007 at 12:28 PM

I don’t drink (anymore) Tex.
Just an occasional joint! (Now, I’m just kidding)
What you read from me is with a clear (but warped) mind.

Hey, at least there will no more frivolous lawsuits such as the $54 Million-Pant-Losing-Judge.

kiakjones on October 26, 2007 at 1:18 PM

Sharia Tort Reform.

Naturally it takes a few nukes, a ditzy country-western diva (*cough* Dixie Chicks), and a Big Lie to get the ball rolling, and it doesn’t turn out exactly as expected. But the majority, in Ferrigno’s novel, do become apathetic Jack Muslims.

Fun read.

No lawyers (sharia is interpreted by the clerics, remember?)

I can’t see John Edwards being cleric. He’ll be out of a job and Elizabeth will be in a burqa.

Hey, at least there will no more frivolous lawsuits such as the $54 Million-Pant-Losing-Judge.

Texas Nick 77 on October 26, 2007 at 12:24 PM

And don’t forget, no music or dancing–they’re bad! Frankly I’d rather have my head cut off than never again be able to dance or listen to music. A little Hilaire Belloc for the Catholics out there:

Wheree’er the Catholic sun doth shine
There’s music and laughter and good red wine
At least I’ve always found it so:
Benedicamus Domino!

Has anyone else here given a lot of thought to what they would say if anyone ever actually got the chance to say to them, “Convert or die?” Am otherwise an optimist but I think it will possibly happen in our lifetimes, sad to say, and I think about it whenever I hear about jihad. I want to – and I pray that I will – have the courage and strength to stare them down with Condi-Rice-like class and disdain and say, “Then feel free to send me right to Jesus, f*****.”

To put it bluntly, nothing in the Qur’an is negotiable in any way, shape or form. The Shia did not separate from the Sunnis due to anything in the Qur’an; as mentioned earlier, they separated over a political issue, namely who would be the successor to the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

Pure gold. Naturally, if Robert Spencer said the same thing, he’d be called an islamophobe – again.

DaveS on October 26, 2007 at 11:15 AM

Don’t you think if they knew it was satire up front, there’d be a big, fat 0% in the Yes column? (e.g., that nobody would vote, even out of curiosity, for they’d know they were being suckered?)

Just ‘curious’…

Daily Kos diarist: We can end the war on terror — by converting to Islam
Another way to end it is for all of us became democrats!

And this is no joke.

OBX Pete on October 26, 2007 at 12:16 PM

Uh-huh. Welcome to the Islamic States of America.

Hey Pete, what vintage of moonshine you drinkin’ today?

(Just kidding, mate. I’ve seen your posts elsewhere.)

Hey, maybe it would be a great idea if the USA would convert:

No fags.
No alcoholics.
No druggies.
Four wives (I can barely afford one!).
No voting for corrupt politicians (they are appointed by the clerics, remember?).
No lawyers (sharia is interpreted by the clerics, remember?).

sarc off/

And:

Toilets that are never cleaned.
Whacking your head on the pavement five times a day.
Seven days a week.
Fifty two weeks a year.
Saying, “Insh’allah” every six words in a sentence.
Having zero innovation.
Having zero logic.
Having no freaking sense of humour.

No thanks, I’ll pass on that option.

Say all the moronic, inflamatory, ridiculous crap you actually want to get out there for people’s response.

If it generates sympathy or a mass agreement, you meant to say it.

If it makes people scream at you for being a retard for saying something so dumb, it was satire buddy.

Daily Kos diarist: We can end the war on terror — by converting to Islam

Another way to end it is for all of us became democrats!

And this is no joke.

I’ve seen freaks like an effeminate gay man who wants the word “jihad” tattooed over his heart, because he so loves the sound of the word.

What?