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New Japanese caregiver android completely awesome, also completely horrifying

posted at 5:02 pm on October 25, 2007 by Allahpundit
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The proletarian dronebot is already in the works; this is really just part of the new service sector. All it needs is a metallic skin and it’ll be ready to chase Linda Hamilton around a factory. Or oversee mass evacuations in Cah-lee-for-nee-ah.

Think how happy grandma will be to have this thing tucking her in at night. Sweet dreams.

According to an October 24 press release, NICT drew from research in neuroscience, cognitive science and psychology to create an android that relies on body language — i.e. gestures and touch — to facilitate natural and effective communication with humans. When used in conjunction with (or instead of) spoken communication, the robot’s body language aims to simplify communication with people likely to have trouble interacting with robots, including children, the elderly, the computer-illiterate, and people who speak other languages. NICT researchers hope the technology behind the droid’s “universal communication” skills will one day be put to practical use in robots that can work in the home or assist with rescue operations when disaster strikes.

The droid’s body language skills are due in large part to technology that allows it to observe, recognize and remember human behavior. NICT’s robot learns body language by watching — much like children, who learn nonverbal communication by watching others — and it can mimic the observed behavior with natural human-like motions. The robot also creates 3D maps of each body it observes, and it commits the map to memory.

The exit question we’re all thinking but no one wants to ask: Is this, y’know … version 1.0?


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I had a sneaking suspicion that it’d come down to whether or not the Japanese, or the Germans, would build a robot to take care of the kids.

Snark.

OhEssYouCowboys on October 25, 2007 at 5:05 PM

What kids?

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on October 25, 2007 at 5:07 PM

Percent chance of me freaking out the first time I saw in the middle of the night while stumbling to the john? Greater than zero.

Spirit of 1776 on October 25, 2007 at 5:08 PM

can we just start building skynet and get it over with?
Terminator 4:independent living day…..

jojostan on October 25, 2007 at 5:12 PM

The Japanese are barking up the wrong tree. They need to get a move on with modifying the genetic code to lizards that will give us Godzilla, THEN they have to do robots, because then we can have giant Robot Samurai and Robot Gozilla.

Mindcrime on October 25, 2007 at 5:14 PM

AP, I think grandma’s gonna need Old Glory Robot Insurance…

Check out this SNL skit from 12 years ago

“Covers against robot attack…they eat old people’s medicine for fuel…it’s for when the metal ones come for you, and they will.”

Heh.

CP on October 25, 2007 at 5:18 PM

Mindcrime on October 25, 2007 at 5:14 PM

Now that you mention it – they’ve had Mechagodzilla for a long time.

AP … this is old news.

OhEssYouCowboys on October 25, 2007 at 5:22 PM

I always thought it was pronounced colly-forn-yuh

liberrocky on October 25, 2007 at 5:42 PM

The robot also creates 3D maps of each body it observes, and it commits the map to memory.

It needs them to be able to kill you in the most efficient way possible.

lorien1973 on October 25, 2007 at 5:50 PM

The robot also creates 3D maps of each body it observes, and it commits the map to memory.

lorien1973 on October 25, 2007 at 5:50 PM

I did that to Raquel Welch, back in 1970.

:OP

OhEssYouCowboys on October 25, 2007 at 6:02 PM

Robo-proctologist, report to room 23-D! STAT!”

That’s one sentence you never want to hear coming over a hospital PA system.

Everybody sing the cyberdroid’s favorite lullaby:

There’s a prehistoric monster,
That came from outer space,
Created by the Martians,
To destroy the human race.
The FBI is helpless,
It’s 20 stories tall…
-what do we do???
Who can we call????

Call Tobor—– …….the 8th Man!”

They may spare you if you know this song.

profitsbeard on October 25, 2007 at 6:02 PM

Can it learn to dance? Will it slap you on the back with the proper amount of friendly force when you tell a funny joke?

Will it scratch its butt when it’s deep in thought?

pedestrian on October 25, 2007 at 6:11 PM

Whatever happened to Ananova?

JackOfClubs on October 25, 2007 at 7:11 PM

All it needs is a metallic skin and it’ll be ready to chase Linda Hamilton around a factory.

Awful thing to say about C3PO’s Grandfather.

Kini on October 25, 2007 at 7:46 PM

Great with all the illegals,jihads,would-be jihads,
and every-other foreign nationals over-extending there
visas,now were going to have a flood of robots.

Wait a tick,program the robots to chase down the above
and free up precious law enforcment so we can get to the bottom of Hillarys donation scam,there it’s a win win situation.HAHA.

canopfor on October 25, 2007 at 9:46 PM

The exit question we’re all thinking but no one wants to ask: Is this, y’know … version 1.0?

Why ask the question. It’s fact buddy!

- The Cat

MirCat on October 25, 2007 at 10:19 PM

*affects british accent
What do you mean my wires are showing? Oh! Oh my Goodness!

wearyman on October 25, 2007 at 11:23 PM

So your Nursebot 1.0 was supposed to put the ice cream back in the freezer and then tuck Granny in for the night…but the Wizards of Redmond forced a stealth update (even though you turned it off) and there were a few minor bugs…and the next morning you found Granny in the freezer and the cat licking the bed…!!!

landlines on October 26, 2007 at 12:24 AM

These simple machines foreshadow the tireless hunter-assassins for which I’m waiting.

Kralizec on October 26, 2007 at 1:00 AM

Great with all the illegals,jihads,would-be jihads,
and every-other foreign nationals over-extending there
visas,now were going to have a flood of robots.

canopfor on October 25, 2007 at 9:46 PM

They’ll just be fleeing their perverted Japanese owners that they were forced to ‘marry’ as sex slaves. Typical…you say ‘Not tonight, I have a file maintenance scheduled’ one too many times, and these pervs think they can stuff you in a closet, shut you down, and go out with living women.

By the way, what do you say to a fembot with two broken optical sensors? Nothing, you already told it twice!

James on October 26, 2007 at 7:35 AM

Just pray that you never, ever hear this:

“Statement: You seem agitated, Master. Query: Shall I kill something for you?”

ZK on October 26, 2007 at 9:13 AM

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

otcconan on October 26, 2007 at 9:35 AM

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