Comments on: Tuesday X-File: Kucinich sees a UFO

By: oldelpasoan

oldelpasoan — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:23:20 +0000

Even on a good day, this idiot shows off his brain tumor.

By: yggdrasil

yggdrasil — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:01:28 +0000

This story is kind of “Out on a Limb”

abinitioadinfinitum on October 23, 2007 at 3:30 PM

Kudos, that was good! As was this one:

Unsuitable
For
Office

Jim Treacher on October 23, 2007 at 5:36 PM

Shirley, Shirley, Shirley…it was bad enough when I read that you and a swedish Prime Minister not only had an affair in this lifetime also back in the days of Charlemagne but you got the century and situations wrong. LOL. Honey, just act on screen and keep the other stuff private.

By: eon

eon — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:31:29 +0000

Did Dennis get the rectal probe, too?

Mike Honcho on October 23, 2007 at 3:04 PM

Actually, all Ohioans except the inhabitants of District # 10 know that Dennis is a rectal probe.

cheers

eon

By: Black Adam

Black Adam — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:21:20 +0000

Note to the kids at home: don’t be a vegan–it makes you crazy enough to hallucinate.

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:19:34 +0000

How do our choices for leader get so poor?

ThackerAgency on October 23, 2007 at 3:16 PM

Our?

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:18:28 +0000

Did Dennis get the rectal probe too?

Mike Honcho on October 23, 2007 at 3:07 PM

His face looks like it was generous.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:17:01 +0000

Don’t probe me, bro!

By: Ortzinator

Ortzinator — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:09:07 +0000

What he saw was the right-wing propaganda machine. I saw it too. It told be to burn things.

By: SIJ6141

SIJ6141 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:53:21 +0000

That is when he got his brain transplant.

By: New book claims Dennis Kucinich saw UFO « Full Metal Cynic

New book claims Dennis Kucinich saw UFO « Full Metal Cynic — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:53:14 +0000

[...] some links: Hot Air, Neocon News, Ace of Spades, World Class [...]

By: right2bright

right2bright — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:19:58 +0000

Proof to the theory that; two wrongs do not make a right.

By: johnnyU

johnnyU — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:16:12 +0000

Hell I’ve even been to that Area out there in that there desert. Whats it called again, Area 66, hmm or was that the gas station I stopped at? eh anyways, they are real I tell ya… :)

By: deesine

deesine — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:45:58 +0000

I once saw a UFO.

Then hours passed, and the trip subsided.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:41:30 +0000

True. It isn't the fact that he saw something but rather the way he processed what he saw. Dennis has failed the flying object Rorschach test.

By: LtE126

LtE126 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:34:42 +0000

Can you imagine what kind of a numbskull that “wife” of his is?

By: Drtuddle

Drtuddle — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:34:19 +0000

smell of roses

After Kucinich had a super long chili dog at Wally’s weiner world he had some inner movements. His maid lit scented candles whose aroma floated outside then back to the balcony where Kucinich was visited by a UFO.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:23:01 +0000

Oh, go ahead and write your own jokes. “It sure explains some of his policies.” “I always thought he was from Mars.”

I won’t be joking about this one, I saw the same thing basically… only I wouldn’t describe the experience in such a gay way. I wasn’t drawn out by roses and then moved “in my heart” and feeling “a connection”.

I was thinking “holy s***, our military is working on some seriously stuff that we won’t even know exists for a couple decades”

By: trigon

trigon — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:21:38 +0000

This guy gives people who see UFOs a bad name.

By: flipflop

flipflop — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:00:08 +0000

“…He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”

Oh yeah…there’s a guy I want as leader of the free world.

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:36:59 +0000

Unsuitable For Office

By: World Class Retard

World Class Retard — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:06:05 +0000

Kucinich may be an alien practical joke…

In Shirley MacLaine’s new book, the actress and longtime friend of Dennis Kucinich (D-Andromeda Galaxy) makes an interesting claim: During a visit to her home in Washington state, Kucinich said he saw a UFO and heard messages from it.
“Den…

By: Mike Honcho

Mike Honcho — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:40:27 +0000

Kang and Kodos must’ve had a good laugh when Kucinich stepped out onto the bacony.

By: Blacklake

Blacklake — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:32:24 +0000

Having Shirley MacLaine claim you saw a UFO doesn’t mean you’re crazy–it could just be more evidence that she’s crazy.

Being a close friend of Shirley MacLaine, on the other hand…

By: jojostan

jojostan — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:28:44 +0000

im surprised they didn’t take him along, after all, he would fit into one of their flight suits…
maybe he saw this???
http://www.handpen.com/Bio/TR-3B.jpg

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:28:23 +0000

hindmost on October 23, 2007 at 4:14 PM

That’ll turn his brown eye blue!